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1 Touch your pocket. Why is my RMB on a business trip?
Am I pretty? Hee hee, I am very popular with middle-aged and elderly people.
Be a person who has side effects on society.
I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.
You have feelings, I'm interested. As soon as the light is turned off, oh, I'll go.
In the morning, the first ray of sunshine sprinkled on my ass, and my mood suddenly got excited.
Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me.
Turn left and go straight out the door. Thank you. Don't forget to take the garbage bag at the door.
When I got up the courage to decide to talk, my mobile phone ran out of money.
10 "dichlorvos" engages in activities, likes to drink more and have another bottle.
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1 You never know how much I love you, because you never read my published news and articles.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart!
Don't come to see me for too long, I'm afraid that the next time you suddenly appear in front of me, I'll laugh and cry in front of everyone.
The deepest and longest gaze in my life was given to my mobile phone.
Five people can play with nose bubbles if they are bored.
I don't want to die. To put it mildly, cherish life; To put it mildly, it is fear of death.
The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
When a woman is looking at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything, she is just lonely.
I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I hope you blow it off in my heart.
10 3 By buying * * *, I suddenly found myself mature. Why?
1 1 33 Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up your facts.
12 3 Please don't charge me. I have no money and can't afford caller ID.
13 found a truth, every time * * *, at that time, I felt very good after filming, and after watching it for a while, I felt ugly and wanted to die.
14 listening to English songs is good, but I'm not tired of listening for half a year because I don't understand them.
15 The male god jumped into the explosion in an ugly school uniform, just as radiant!
16 I want to eat well and play well until I forget you.
17 two people will quarrel, not because they have no feelings, but because they have too deep feelings.
18 dad said: first grab a man's heart, grab a man's stomach, and if you can't catch it, go home and bite yourself.
19 Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I bowed my head to do my homework.
Students who don't want to start school are all good students, which fully proves that they have no puppy love!
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1 My dream is to let every Japanese drink a glass of Sanlu milk powder every day.
Some people can still smell * * even if they wear perfume.
I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
When summer comes, I know that "staying in a cool place" is really not a swearing word.
Handsome is useless, but in the end it was eaten by chess pieces.
Every successful man has a fast broadcast on his computer.
7 "How can you not love me if you sleep with me every day?" The pillow said viciously to me.
If you feel unsafe, bring your helmet. . .
To tell the truth, many times, I envy Logger Vick. I am not so sad, but I am strong!
10 Are you okay? Who do you love? Whose lips do you kiss, whose bed do you lie on, whose body do you hug, and who do you sweet talk to?
1 1 I thought being tired and sleepy would make me fall asleep, but I can't, and nothing can coax my heart that misses you.
12 It really hurts to think of the past that I can't go back! Tears that hurt too much to make any noise, why can't you go back?
13 "Come and see my eyes!" "Nothing." "You lie inside clearly have the person I like!
14 You don't wear a wedding dress, I'll wear a cassock for you.
15 passed by several times, but the clothes were scratched and there was no spark.
163 ╭ congratulations on the transition from the third party to the fourth party.
17 find a good man to marry, or run away later.
18 We only have one earth! So everyone should love her; There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me too. ..
19- Your wedding. Can you let me be your groom?
The torch is an ice cream in the shape of a stool. Do you agree?
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