2. We love ourselves and know ourselves. Why should others know?
3. Come out to see a movie at night, remember to bring your ID card.
4. I don't deserve you.
I really have nothing to do with her.
6. I want both feelings.
7. You don't understand now, but you will understand when you grow up.
Don't forget to inform me when you get married!
9. Stop it. You weren't like this before.
10. I hope you can find something better than me.
1 1. I can't help it if you think so.
You can do it alone, but she can't do it without me.
13. That girl is my sister.
14. I plan to go to bed early tonight.
15. We are just good friends.
16. After breaking up with you, I won't be with any girls.
17. I won't force you to do what you don't want to do.
18. I didn't tell you for fear that you would be angry.
19. I didn't take my feelings seriously until I met you.
20. We won't buy it.
Wechat reveals the essence of love rat mantra 2 1. Hit the child first, and I promise to marry you later.
22. Actually, I'm not as good as you think.
23. I have impeccable tenderness, but why do I always feel it is not enough?
24. I don't want to keep you. You deserve better.
25. You make me feel different from other girls.
I never wanted to give up my family for you.
27. These are just two copies of the same love.
28. Love is like a play. Your friendship is a guest appearance, but I perform with my heart.
29. What's the matter with you? You are very angry now.
30. I just regard you as my friend.
3 1. What's the difference between you and my ex-girlfriend?
32. Sorry.
33. A toad with three legs can't be found, but a woman with two legs has plenty.
I love you very much, but you can't feel it.
35. After talking about so many girlfriends, I love you the most in my life.
You gave me a love, and I really can't bear to leave here.
37. You are better than her. You are not matter at all.
38. We are in love, not married. How can you have children? Why are you so melodramatic?
39. I already care about you. What else do you want?
40. You are great. You deserve better. I don't deserve you.
Classic pet phrase _ funny pet phrase _ pet phrase daquan
1 Hold your hand and drag. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!
As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.
Three old women. I didn't know you still believed in Jesus.
How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?
5 If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! !
6 can't bear it, you can bear it again!
If you ignore me, I will become a dog.
Who gave you such great courage? Don't tell me it's Fish Leong.
I can resist anything but temptation.
10 Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.
We are walking on the road. Go over and kick when you see a child, which proves that we are not pedophiles.
12 roll as far as your thoughts go ~
13 No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.
14 I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.
15 If you don't have health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
17 There are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.
18 Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
19 Me: Yushu is facing the wind, magnificent, with knife-shaped eyebrows and star eyes, crouching, absolutely beautiful, bold and charming,
There is also a bronze complexion, a strong body, strong arms and a soft personality.
With meekness in wildness and debauchery in melancholy, it is simply a model for men and a gospel for women ~
A woman is a girl no matter how ugly she is. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! ! Why don't you hit on me?
2 1 Do you sell coffee? what's up Ok, I want a bottle of soda, thank you ~
Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.
Baidu can't find your evil smile.
After reading the history, I realized that White Snake had an affair with Fahai.
Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.
Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.
If someone uses a honey trap on me, I will cooperate with him.
Big brother, I heard that the meat of second brother is more expensive than that of master ~ ~
I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.
Someone asks you for something and looks at him with a smile: What do you want to exchange with me?
3 1 Why are you wearing briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.
Grandpa Mao said: People who don't want to get married are hooligans.
A man is like a 1 yuan coin, with 1 in front and chrysanthemums behind.
A tree without skin is bound to die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.
Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
36 can pull ring loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.
37 Xp is not arrogant, you think I am DOS!
You must look at the object carefully now, because there are too many men and women now!
This makes me very sad ~
Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!
4 1 Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover goes home to grow potatoes.
42 donkeys looked back and forth.
What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.
I swear never to swear again!
I am determined to unify all mankind. Please vote for me.
46 people want face, trees want skin and telephone poles want cement.
47. Missing continues, and sadness never stops.
If you want to be chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.
Don't talk to me about feelings, it hurts money.
I swear never to swear again!
5 1 What is this world? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.
If I tell you now, I like you. Is it too late?
It doesn't matter if you don't have time to marry me. I'll be your daughter-in-law, but I'll be your ghost anyway.
While waiting for the bus, I heard an old man say less: run, the No.8 bus is coming.
Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.
One is loneliness, and the other is mistakes. You love TA. Why did you choose me?
At first glance, this is love rat's classic mantra.
At first glance, this is love rat's classic phrase 1. Have you finished crying? I hung up after crying.
She and I are just taking part in accidental amusement. Don't get me wrong.
I hope you can find something better than me.
She just wants to talk to me, that's all.
I just play with her.
I have nothing to say to you.
7. Think of me as love rat.
8. Men can't forget their first love.
9. I just play with her. I'm just teasing you.
10. She is special, different from you.
1 1. I care about you. You are too reckless to speak.
12. I don't deserve you.
I don't like anyone except you.
14. I just want to be quiet after separation and have no time to interfere in your life.
15. Because of my future wife, I hope she is a virgin.
16. I can't help it if you think so.
17. There are family members and customers in the circle of friends, so it is not convenient to show love.
18. No matter what you think.
19. We loved each other and hurt each other. Now let's go our separate ways.
20. She is just my sister.
At first glance, this is love rat's classic phrase 2: 2 1. I didn't mean to hurt you.
22. She is my childhood, and we have been like this since childhood. It doesn't matter!
I can't help it if you think so.
24. We love ourselves and know ourselves. Why should others know?
25. I have impeccable gentleness, but why do I always feel that it is not enough?
26. You look like her.
27. I only regard you as my sister.
I shouldn't have called you. I don't want to keep you.
29. You don't understand now, but you will understand when you grow up.
30. You think so.
3 1. She is just my good friend.
32. Stop it, there really isn't.
We had better be good friends.
I didn't tell you in case you were angry.
35. You are very good, and I don't deserve you.
Don't say you are my girlfriend when my friend comes.
37. I was hurt too deeply by the previous person.
38. Even if I have slept with a thousand women, I only love you.
39. It's not because of her, but the feelings between us have faded.
She seduced me, and I have no feelings for her.
Encyclopedia of Spells _ The most classic spell
1 The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.
I don't know what dependence is until I drop my belt.
If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! !
It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to someone.
As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.
If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.
You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.
Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!
10 pumping is the art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.
1 1 You can lie to me, but you'd better figure out how to explain it to me first.
12 the IQ of men cheating is second only to Einstein ~
13 I accidentally want to grow old with you.
14 fell. Stand up, change your posture, and then fall down.
15' s secret love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is said.
Live well, because we will die for a long time!
17 when the robbers robbed the bank, they said a wise saying: Nobody moves! Money belongs to the country, life is your own!
18 of the world tells me that there is everything, and it is nothing to lose money. Don't be emotional!
19 driving is not difficult, but there are new people!
Don't come to me for nothing, let alone say anything.
No matter how well the house is repaired, it is only a temporary residence, and that small box is your permanent home.
22 people are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
Life is like taking a shit. Although you try hard, you still get a fart.
I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp!
When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul. This view is not good.
A good horse never turns back, because there is no turning back.
No amount of water will make you feel lonely.
When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a bag of crispy noodles later.
29 unbearable, bear it again!
I was Han Han too! I failed nine subjects and eight subjects.
3 1 Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
It's dark and slippery. Pervert is complicated.
33 days, amorous is old, and women die young.
You said you. Not daring, not small-faced! Why do you have to use yourself to verify a truth?
Parting is only temporary. Don't let tears hold you back.
Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.
Brothels are full because people are lonely.
Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.
In fact, steamed bread is omnipotent. You can eat when you are hungry.
If you want to eat cake, pat the steamed bread flat;
If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb;
If you want to eat hamburgers, cut the steamed bread and eat it with vegetables.
Heroes are angry for beauty, and beauty is angry for money.
4 1 Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart and always feel that I can shake the world.
Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.
Fighter among scum, VIp among scum.
In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married
A Taoist who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist!
One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.
Go to Google and Baidu on 47.
As the ancients said, men have gold under their knees, and I have feet and hair under my knees.
49 jump up, you jump up
Oh, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.
Chopin, 52, can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu!
Lower the national flag and lift me up.
I've always been insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.
I swear never to swear again!
Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.
57 Xp is not arrogant, you think I am DOS!
My heart is as quiet as ice, but you and she have paralyzed my nerves again.
The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.
Life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.
The price of 6 1 tomb has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.
Brother 62 is the flower of the motherland.
63 people can't hang from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.
Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount