1. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

2. You are a wonderful flower, insist that you are a great flower.

If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again.

4. Some people test their strength, while others test their eyesight.

Bajie, don't think that standing under the road is a night pig.

6. The highest level of fatness is to wear school pants as jeans.

Please don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be hacked to death.

8. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not everyone is as pure as me.

9. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

10. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.

1 1. People don't love me, and I don't love others. If people love me, they should promise each other.

12. You have your plan, I have my changes, and your plan will never catch up with my changes!

13. Don't just look at my appearance, in fact, I appreciate it inside.

14. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

15. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

16. You really don't look down on fat people! Thin down and die one by one.

17. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

18. I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

19. Some people are alive, she is dead, some people are alive, and he should have died!

20. At noon on the day of weeding, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

2 1. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

22. What happened to my flat chest? Don't you know that I leveled the stability of my earth?

23. Modern people's living conditions: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money.

24. I threw up for a long time just because I gave you one more look in the crowd.

25. I say every semester: lose weight, lose weight! Result. The less you lose, the fatter you get.

26. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating.

27. If one day I am killed by you, I won't let you be a ghost.

That man is so rude that he never talks to me in class.

29. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

30. I want to say a word to the fat man sincerely: "Summer is not far away ~ ~"

3 1. I watched too many TV dramas, only to find that those advertisements are deeply rooted in people's hearts.

It doesn't matter who you are, what matters is what you want to do with your life.

33. Buy a bottle of mineral water and take a sip and scold "Fake!" How fake is it? It's watered!

34. But gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light!

35. Your appearance affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

36. As a handsome guy, my handsomeness is a pain that you can't look directly at.

37. To be a good monster, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

38. You can only convince others with your mouth, but you can conquer others with your actions.

39. Love what I don't love and kick what I don't love to death.

40. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

4 1. You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.

42. Don't be infatuated with my sister. I just want to refuse you. I pick flowers in the morning and then wither.

43. My brother is incompetent. Say the name of Jesus. Nickname god. Here comes the Dharma.

44. Maybe I'm just a young man who lost his ambition and old age shines brilliantly.

45. That's it. You won't talk to me either. I am a dog.

46. I don't have to scold you at ordinary times. You didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you!

47. I am glad that I am nearsighted. I couldn't even see my back clearly when you left.

48. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and you! It is made of cement.

49. Eating food is praying: "Let me eat all the delicious food in the world, but I won't gain weight."

50. You don't know me, so you only scold me. When you know me, you may hit me!

5 1. Fish culture-I always forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week.

52. Hate middle school life, envy primary school life and envy kindergarten life.

As an animal, only animals in this world can beat me.

54. Boy! Quite creative! Hold a telescope and look at the girl instead of the stars!