2. Look at what you have wronged yourself for money; Work!
3. The eyesight has dropped to an incurable level; It's terrible that you can't see the money when you open your wallet
4. There is no flat abdomen; There is no dull life.
5. What does the person you like call you? He told me to go out.
6. I silently rejected several handsome guys today; I really don't need a card.
7. If you are a fat man of 200 kg, remember never to wear a red scarf; Otherwise it will be like QQ!
8. Whenever my girlfriend makes me angry, I will go to see her through a fork; Imagine her in prison, and then I let it go.
9. In love, you should let your boyfriend wash clothes, cook, wash dishes and make money.
10. Don't find a boyfriend who is too handsome, leave the handsome one to me.
1 1. No more selfies. Anyway, as you all know, I'm beautiful.
12. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the canteen at the door.
13. The foot of my bed is shining brightly. Hey, there is a bottle of hand cream on the ground.
14. My wife asked me sweetly, "Honey, why did you marry me?" I smiled: "Harm the people!"
15. Because of the "care" of my ex-boyfriend, I haven't lost weight for so many years.
16. On the road, I met an old man carrying something. I wanted to go up and help him, and casually said, "I'll help you, old man."
17. I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.
18. When people ask me if I'm busy, I always say I'm busy. According to my experience, nine times out of ten, if you say no, the other person will make you busy.
19. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.
20. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you every day and chat with you late into the night, in fact, just to steal your expression pack.