2. Fairy: Hey Guan Gu, there are two pigeons in this picture and a dead sheep below. What do you mean? God, radio and television didn't give this harmony. How degenerate is this? Please don't discuss this topic. Besides, I'm not a little devil.
3. Zi Qiao: No one really takes a bath in the bar!
4. The bartender said to Meijia: I was really wrong. The girl in pink looks so much like you.
5. Youyou: It's medium rare. Maybe you can swim if you put it back in the sea.
6. Zi Qiao: Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!
7. Fairy: If people with brain damage can fly, then this place is simply an airport.
8. Youyou: Now pedestrians can't lose at the zebra crossing, children can't lose at the starting line and students can't lose at the score line. Guangu: Village girls can't lose in needlework, women can't lose in curves, and men can't lose in their careers.
9. Xiaoxian: The bar doesn't sell wine, it sells salted fish.
10, Huang Baoqiang: Please remember my secret of success: read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. Wonderful choice, I can do it, so can you!
1 1, Xiaoxian: Fuck your grandmother's banana skin, this product is dead!
12, Guangu: You have taken measures for more than a week, and you should take measures to retreat to the sea.
13, Zhanbo: Excuse me, do you have any mineral water?
14, Zhanbo: I was bitten by a snake, and birds sang everywhere around me.
15, Youyou: I just can't cry if I want to. You can't escape if you want to. If you want to die, you can't bear it.
16, Zi Qiao: The ultimate pool party! (A wave of beautiful women is approaching)
17, Xiaolong people: There is no eternal first, only constant transcendence.
18, Xiaoxian: Saving cats is a priority, and love is boundless. Yifei: I'm the one who smokes, not cigars.
19, Yifei: there is a cloud in Hu's art of war, and the yellow robe is added to force him to go to Liangshan, which can remove the bottom and turn the tide!
20. Guan Gu: Surround him like those idiots, hahahaha (hahahaha).
2 1, men in black: I don't even get paid. What the hell?
22. Zi Qiao: Does he have horns on his head or a tail behind him?
23. Guangu: Just now you said it was in full bloom, and I couldn't hold it back at once.
24. Meijia: Don't be angry, classmate, or let's change another one and have a cake before we go, dear.
25. Xiaoxian: It's strange that such a high chassis can still play. Is this cat's leg longer than mine? ?
26. Fairy: I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows.
27. Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time for you.
28. Youyou: Look, Monkey, there are monsters.
29, Zi Qiao: Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is the cow.
30. Guangu: You can also find someone to elope with you, and then together, wander around the world and live a naked life in a place where birds don't lay eggs.
3 1, Yifei: Now the price is different, my back is hard and I can't breathe.
32. Xiaoxian: Confession is only the primary stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me.
33. Fairy: Just like Zi Qiao.
35. Fairy: Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.
36. Fairy: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!
37. Yifei: Naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking.
38. Guan Guan: I'll take you to the movies, horror movies, and uncle Zhen Zi's 3D version after you finish eating (haha, I want to see this movie, too).
39. Xiaoxian: What pressure do you two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities have?
40. Fairy: As for me, there is no sign of life except the ass print on the sofa.
4 1, Guangu: Stars can go up the wall, and at most they can go up the kang. Zi Qiao: Cats can jump off a building and ducks can throw themselves into the river.
42. Passerby A: It's amazing. Jiaotong University has a blank sheet of paper, and it can still pass! (Ha ha ha ha)
43. Xiaoxian: You changed to, trucks lined up?
44. Guan Gu: Give me another chance, and I won't go to him if I kill you!
45. Fairy: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!
Ipartment 4, Bian Xiao, ipartment, ipartment and Love Apartment 3.
1, I went to your grandmother's banana peel. I will definitely be cut into potato chips.
Paying the second loan means having a mortgage and a car loan.
What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.
Whenever I find the key to success, they change the lock.
6. Guan Gu: If Conan were still alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!
7, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open.
8, as the saying goes, freezing three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw!
9. Never discriminate against a madman. It's just that we have different world views.
10, how can you say that he is out of his mind? If he has a brain, too.
1 1, quarreling is bad behavior, just duel!
12, read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.
13, that old man is him, he is Ceng Xiaoxian.
14. Why Epad? Because love is crazy and betrayed.
Do you know tennis? Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping.
16, in the middle of the night, you invite guests to this pit. Are you kidding? Joe, when everyone is drunk, the pit mother is fine! Fairy, you're a fool.
17. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
18. Tucao is used to count money, not to reason.
19, Yifei: If you want to live, you have to bring some green ~!
20. Who can't swear, the key is ~ Is it useful?
2 1, Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog? Yifei: No, but ... I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days, they were all dead. Zhan Bo, you are so lucky!
22, leisurely: quarreling is a bad behavior, simply duel!
23. I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!
24. Zi Qiao: I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!
25. God, I can't clean myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.
26. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
27. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.
28. You not only insulted the word handsome, but also insulted the word obscene.
29. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be young forever? Stop dreaming and study hard!
30. Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly!
3 1, money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time.
32. Zi Qiao: According to her cooking level, there are bugs in the vegetables and wire in the fan!
You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?
34. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.
The price of pigs is rising these days. Why can't the price increase?
36. Wan Yu: Did you pass the GRE exam? Passerby: I ... have no aunt Wan Yu: What about TOEFL? Passerby: Thank who?
37. Yifei: As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, and it can't be thawed without a microwave oven!
Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.
39. Sitting on a sofa that a man has done will make you pregnant. Jump through someone's crotch three times.
40. There is a thread in this ring! I know, made in China!
4 1, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.
42. I haven't decided whether it is a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you want to be a grandmother.
43. Zhang Wei: I am a judo champion in the summer camp of law school for three consecutive times, and I almost became the third place in the last session!
44. Are there any normal people here? If a brain-dead person can fly, is this an airport?
45. If you don't come home at 2: 30 in the morning, it will be bad.
46. Amputation is a childless operation. This is called ligation.
47. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; Buy a clock, not time.
48. Barman: How do you get along? Guan Gu: It can be described in four words. Bartender: Love at first sight. Guan Gu: It's none of your business.
Pigs and dogs dare to call themselves teachers these days, don't they, Ceng Laoshi?
Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
5 1, Mommy, you know tennis. Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping.
52. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgive him? It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God!
53. Guangu: You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?
Love Apartment 3 Emotional Quotations
1, not for fun, I may have lost my memory. I wanted to win glory for the boys, but now it's really light.
Sorry, I need to calm down. Where is the dead end?
God, I can't wash the sea in Japan.
5. If you want to live a good life, you must bring some green!
6. It's always bad to quarrel. Why not just fight?
7. A good person is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.
8, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.
9. As the saying goes, you can't thaw without a microwave oven!
10, I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!
1 1, do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or Zhang Wei?
12, cats can jump off a building and ducks can throw themselves into the river.
13, don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.
14, bet me that it's not what you want, it's what I have.
15, if Conan is still alive, he will be angry with Richard Moore!
16, I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!
17, opportunities rained on me. But I avoided them all.
18, you are about to stand on the podium and become a great zombie!
19, give me another chance, and I won't go looking for him if I die!
20. Don't think that the world has abandoned you. In fact, the world has no time to talk to you.
2 1 means I want to cry, but I can't cry, I can't escape, I want to die, and I can't bear it.
22. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.
23. Hey? You look familiar. Are you Zhang Xiaohong? Oh, I miss you so much.
24. I was really wrong. The girl in pink looks like you.
25. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?
26. Zhang Wei crossed to the Qing Dynasty to rob the emperor of women, which is enough. How exciting!
27. You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?
How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.
29. I went to the toy store to see what I could buy and apologize to Youyou.
30. Did I beg you? I didn't ask? Did I beg you? Don't, I have amnesia?
3 1, we are two young people standing on the street, about to fly their ideals.
32. According to her cooking level, there are worms in the dish and wire in the fans!
I mean, you are called the beauty in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.
That day, I met terrorists in the gallery. They stole my shoes.
Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
Don't be angry, or we'll have a cake for a change, dear.
38, strange, such a high chassis can play, is this cat leg longer than mine!
The difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a man, but he will become a pig from time to time.
40, is also a witness, witness you head, you eat too much melatonin, dare to rumor your mother!
4 1, this disgusting feeling will make all human beings, chrysanthemum tight and tiger body shake.
42, small! Come on, Ji! By the way, help me see if that coin is heads or tails.
Since you want to tell me next week, why did you call me so early? You are a bitch.
44. Hey, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you are a grandmother.
45. Say what? You won't tell her a joke at this time, so you are really a joke.
46. Village girls can't lose on needlework, women can't lose on curves, and men can't lose on career lines.
47. You said it was just in case. What about the remaining19.99 million?
48. Have you thought about it? Why didn't she choose someone else and bring Epad back?
49. The world is born after 80s and 90s, but in the final analysis, it is thick-skinned.
50. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can.
5 1, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
52. Life is like a play. One falls in love, the other gets married and has children. This is normal.
Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.
54. I want to ask her if she is ready. Let's face the future together.
55. Talking orangutans are ten thousand times better than others. I insulted the word when I called you a coward.
56. Hello, the airline. I found the ring. Take it with my girlfriend. I may have proposed.
57. When you do something right, no one will remember it; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong. .
58. I am a judo champion in the summer camp of law school for three consecutive times, and I almost became the third place in the last session!
59. Hu's art of war has a cloud, and yellow robes are added to the body and forced to go to Liangshan, so that the bottom can be cut and the tide can be turned!
60. I wandered around and went to a baby shop unconsciously. I bought this.
6 1, it is strange that Guan Gu's friend is a disproportionate strange millet with poor taste in clothes.
62. Zhang Wei, you'd better go out and get some sunshine. If it gets dark, no one will call you an idiot.
63. If I hadn't saved a little sister who was crossing the street, my leg wouldn't have been amputated.
64. Every promising man always has an imaginary friend, which represents a certain need in a man's heart.
65. Surprise again. Have you forgotten that Zhang Wei was scared to death by you last time? Listen, he was scared to death.
66. There is a saying that there is no real singing at parties, no truth in interviews, and no beautiful women on radio. These are the three unchanging laws of the media!
67. It's never too old to learn. It turns out that this is Hattori's semi-Tibetan, so he must die unsatisfied.
68. I just want to find the feeling of that year, and I want to go back to eight years ago, even if it is fake, even if it is only a moment.
69. At this moment, although I was stunned by the thunder, there was still a warm current in my heart. I want to say, Yifei, you finally took the right medicine.
It is often said that you can't have your cake and eat it, and wealth will make people lose themselves. Only when you are aware of this level can you control your own destiny.
7 1, a bound crab climbed from the freezer of 18.6 to the freezer of 28.6, and I was in tears.
72. If your leg is going to be broken tomorrow, are you going to make me cry at home, or do you want to put on your shirt and run and jump like us?
73. You can also find someone to run away with you, and then wander around the world together and live a naked life in a place where birds don't lay eggs.
74. You have to give your opponent a head-on blow. This is what men should do, instead of hiding here to see what. How to control the fear of childbirth?
When everyone develops to a new stage, he must make a decisive choice. Although it will be awkward at first, you must face it.
76. I really want to put a toilet in your brain to wash away all those disgusting things in your brain, then his whole brain will be washed away.
77. What are your girls' healthy hobbies? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and shopping.
78. Fairy, his face is just shaking slightly, his hands and feet are sweating, his pores are open, and the chair is a little inappropriate for him. Do you have prickly heat?
Please remember my secret of success: read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. Wonderful choice, I can do it, so can you!
80. Ceng Laoshi, I'm not talking about you. I was away for a whole season. Why haven't you made any progress? I'm in no hurry. The audience is very anxious.
8 1, a perfect man, should embody manners and self-cultivation everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.
82. When faced with two choices, tossing a coin is always effective, because the second you throw it in the air, you suddenly know what you want it to be.
83. This Epad has Joe's hardware and software about Gu. A face of peach blossoms, sad pronunciation in Chinese, and a painter.
You see, an irreplaceable, impeccable and incomparable good man has made such a happy decision. I am the only one who can support this kind of technical work.
85. It takes a lifetime to find such a tacit understanding. The unforgettable weekend spent with you and me, like warm light, lit up our lives, and we will never be lonely from now on.
86. It may be tomorrow or today that will change fate. You know, you are not afraid of being late if you have the heart. All the past is based on the present and all the future is based on the present.
87. Never abandon others, because you may be rejected by others. Conversely, don't be discouraged because others don't like you, because you may not like others at any time.
88. When faced with two choices, tossing a coin always works, not because it can give the correct answer, but because you know the answer you want the moment you throw it in the air.
89. Love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will be willing to let go and leave the best memories and blessings. The most beautiful thing in love is not necessarily the ending. It's not a lifetime to travel together.
90. That will do. Is there really that high technology to customize boyfriends according to people's needs? I also want to customize it. I mean, girlfriend.
9 1, got the hall, got the kitchen, killed the Trojan horse, climbed the fence, drove a car, bought a house, beat a mistress and beat a hooligan. Everyone should be happy.
92. A new generation of urban women won the halls, kitchens, Trojans, fences, bicycles, villas, mistresses and hooligans!
93. I want to find a place without a telephone. This thing is too scary. I only answered three calls in two days. The first one made me work overtime, the second one made me get married, and the third one got pregnant.
In the face of difficulties, we always choose to flip a coin. Not because it can determine our answer, but because when it is thrown, we know what answer we want!
95. What is love? Love is when you fall in love with someone, you will give up your freedom in exchange for his freedom; Love is when you fall in love with someone, it will change your life and fulfill his wish.
96. I always like making plans. I always want to take the next step when I am ready, but the plan can never keep up with the change, just like that toy store. Maybe I'll be closed by the time I'm ready.
97. When faced with two choices, tossing a coin is always effective, not because it always gives you the right answer, but because you suddenly know what you want it to be the second you throw it in the air.
98. Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.
99. I thought I was God, I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't help you realize your wish. I'm not God. I'm lonely.
100, maybe it's fate. Originally, I was full of fear about what was about to happen, but when I saw this, I was much better at once. You said the little thing that can wear this shouldn't be that scary, right?
Love Apartment 3 Classic Quotations
1, Yifei: domineering side leakage.
2. Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm the good guy, and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.
3. "There is a thread in this ring!"
"I know,' Made in China'!"
4. "You are Li XiaoLu!"
"What kind of eyes are you looking at!"
"Then you must be Zhou Xun!"
"Yes, that's right, it's me. You can see it! "
5. "Amputation is an operation that can't have children."
"That's called ligation."
6. I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.
7. "The price of pigs is rising these days. Why can't the price increase? "
8. "You are a good one-two in any way!"
9. "Here is a domestic film, Peach Blossom Man vs Chrysanthemum Monster."
"Pit dad."
10, "Mommy, you know tennis too."
"Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping."
1 1. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.
I smell adultery.
14, hitting people does not advocate face self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.
15. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.
16, we are two young people standing on the street, about to fly their ideals.
17, when I become emperor, I will make you a prince.
18, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.
19, I will definitely be cut into potato chips.
20. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.
2 1. Meeting and parting are like a turn, a circle and a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.
22. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!
23. Hard life needs no explanation!
How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.
25, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet computer.
26. I can die in a dozen different ways.
27, life is like a play, love one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.
28. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
29, death is not terrible, terrible is waiting for death.
30. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.
3 1, God, I can't wash it off when I jump into the sea in Japan.
32, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.
Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.
Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
35. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.
36. What's your status? You have an ID card.
37. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.
38. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't you call?
39. I'm Zeng Ge. I told you about that letter. I believe in me. ...
40. I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.
4 1, bet me that it's not what you want, it's what I have …
It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.
43. Your head and ass are upside down again.
44. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation?
45. This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.
46. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?
47. If you are driving a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting in it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.
48. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
49. I really want to put a toilet in your brain and wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... then his whole brain will be washed away.
50. Go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive cars, afford houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans. Everyone should be happy.
5 1, there is no rehearsal in real life, it is live broadcast.
What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.
53. A new generation of urban women won the halls, kitchens, Trojans, fences, bicycles, houses, mistresses and hooligans!
54. We are two aspiring young people standing in the street who are about to fly their ideals.
The difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a man, but he will become a pig from time to time.
56. I wanted to win glory for boys, but now I'm really naked.
57, I am not a celebrity, I am a personal flow!
58. A competition is a competition. You don't have to be involved. If you do this, you must abide by the rules of the game and bear all the consequences.
59. I am not only calm now, but also my eggs hurt!
60. If there are no rules, then winning or losing is meaningless, winning or losing is meaningless, and so is the game.
6 1. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.
62. What's your seat? I am made of meat.
64. Who is Hu Yidao?
65. It is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes than to be an official.
66. Talking orangutans are ten thousand times better than others. I insulted the word when I called you a coward.
67. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?
68. There are worms in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.
69. Zhang Wei: Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge!
70. Fairy: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!
7 1, Yifei: You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
72. Youyou: Please, such an old film, you archaeology!
73. Zi Qiao: Are you still smart? You are a personal name!
74. Zhang Wei: I never eat chewing gum. I can't swallow it.
75. Xiaoxian: I want to eat my stomach when I pull it out.
76. Xiaoxian: In the past, advertisements were inserted in TV dramas. When the advertisement came out, all the audience went to the bathroom. It's a good thing to insert TV plays in advertisements now. As soon as the opening song came out, the whole audience went to the bathroom!
77, delivery: the same is Tianya sausage mouth, why rush to fry!
78. Mo Yu: I am allergic to time!
79. Yifei: As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, and it can't be thawed without a microwave oven!
Zi Qiao: I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!
8 1, Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you must bring some green ~!
82. Zi Qiao: According to her cooking level, there are bugs in the vegetables and wire in the fan!
83. Guangu: If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!
84. Guangu: You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?
85. Zhang Wei: I am a judo champion in the summer camp of law school for three consecutive times, and I almost became the third place in the last session!
86. Youyou: Quarrel is a bad behavior ... Let's fight!