2. The external manifestation of selfishness is to love to say that others are selfish.

Everyone will be hurt when growing up. We have just set sail and must learn to be strong.

4, now I, you love to ignore. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

5. hey Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

6. You are so handsome that you can't get away with it, and I'm so ugly.

7. Dear yourself, don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only let it fly, let it go and let itself go. Dear yourself, you must find something besides love that can make you stand firm on the earth with your feet; Dear yourself, you should be confident, even narcissistic, and always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

8. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today's weather is very good, and it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

9. What do you like about me that I can change?

10, never talk about your ex-girlfriend with your wife. It is a lie to say that you are not angry!

Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

12, walking on a lost road. Watching time turn, I can't see the sun.

13, the difference between you and me is probably that when playing hide and seek, I will worry if I can't find you. If you can't find me, you will go home.

14, crying in real pain. Not too much emotion. But expressionless left a bitter tear.

15, I hope that when the countdown reaches zero, the Monkey King calls me old.

16, good-looking people take a photo, and ugly people can only make expression packs.

17, don't think that I am unattainable because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

18, the light rail said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles. Someone got off the bus decisively because he was ugly.

19, I don't expect to meet the right person, I just hope to meet the right person.

20. Q: What are the common characteristics of narcissists? (update facebook frequently? Constantly seeking the attention of others? People who are extremely narcissistic have some common characteristics, such as constantly talking about themselves and exaggerating their achievements, but lacking empathy and care for others, exaggerating themselves in public, such as being naked and sexy on the Internet, showing off muscles, or constantly talking about themselves.

2 1, for yourself, cherish yourself but not narcissism; For others, demanding but not demanding; Invest in feelings, but not infatuated; Feel life, but don't sigh; Desire for achievement, but don't expect it; For the family, attachment but not infatuation; For friendship, yearning but not longing; For money, I hope but not covet; Sharing wealth, but not exclusive; Believe in faith, but not superstition; For life, no regrets but no regrets.

22. Narcissists are cute. Because of narcissism, they know love better.

23. Every excellent person has a period of silence. During that time, I made a lot of efforts, endured loneliness and loneliness, and didn't complain. Even I can be moved when I talk about this matter in the future.

It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me.

25. I am neither good nor bad. I'm not particularly outstanding. I just dare to be different.

26. Don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend.

27. A man and a woman are talking. M: I have someone I like. Woman: She must be beautiful. Man: Why are you so narcissistic?

28. If one day, I'm not so simple, please remember that it's not that I'm bad, but that I'm hurt by bad people.

29. I wander between unrestrained self-appreciation and narcissism.

30. My progress made him sit up and take notice. Since then, he has been blind.

3 1, it is said that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out to study when I was a child.

32. Q: Do you think narcissism will become an increasingly serious problem in the 2 1 century?

33. The sun is not the sun this winter. It's obviously the light in the refrigerator.

34. Go straight to the red line and stop. The leaves in the flowers won't touch your body.

Please God give me a brain that can understand math and physics. I am willing to exchange the beauty of my deskmate.

36, even my exam questions are like this:

37. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

38. Getting up with a quilt in winter, doing exercises in the morning, taking a bath and turning off the water are called three desperate moments in life.

39. Those who pretend to be B are not used to it!

40. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

4 1, whose space problem is who I love most. I typed my name narcissistically, but I got the wrong answer.

42. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

43. A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

44. Think others speak ill of themselves out of jealousy.

45, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, not love is a taste.

46. A fallen star can't dim the brilliance of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.

47. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

48. Q: Can narcissistic personality be "cured"?

49. Finally, the court announced that it is not your fault to be handsome, but your fault to be so handsome. Ah, I was sentenced to several years for being handsome. This is outrageous,

50. You said you loved me, and you were happy all day. If one day, you say you don't love me, maybe I will be sad all my life!

5 1, I have advanced narcissistic cancer, and there is no cure.

52. There is a sadness that this math problem is beyond my Chinese understanding.

53. A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

54. I am just like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is limited edition.

55. I especially admire those real men who are indifferent to other girls but are obsessed with their daughter-in-law.

56. Just like raindrops that wash away mountains and devour tigers, ants light up the stars of the earth and build slaves of pyramids. I want to build my own castle brick by brick.

57. Q: What should you do if you fall in love with a narcissist and are deeply frustrated?

58. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the first batch of international iso900 1 Handsome guy system certification, with tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

59. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I'm telling you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that there is something wrong with my appearance.

60. When you meet me, you will find that someone is still so handsome!

6 1, Q: What harm will narcissistic behavior bring to work?

62. One game, one rule. Can afford to play, continue; Can't afford to play, out.

63. The happiest person is the happiest person. He who laughs often is the happiest.

64. It is said that if you play Weibo for a long time, you will talk like this. Damn it, you have a sister! Honey, rotten women are not awesome! The cat took a piss and shit! Honey, you are really unbearable. You cheat paper! Honey, wet is lewd. Holy shit! Honey, what's that swelling? An otaku can't afford to hurt himself, honey, you know! Nima envied and hated her relatives and laughed at me!

65. There is still a long way to go. You may cry, but you must persist!

Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment. I said a word in my heart: Fried!

67. There is a crash called password input error, a panic called account login in different places, a feeling called invisibility, a misunderstanding called offline, and a loss that you have no access rights.

No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. What about you?

69. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

70. I am not very strong, and I have never had the habit of showing weakness.

7 1, I choose to give up you, because I love you so much that I am lost in love.

72. Children speak recklessly. What I blurted out was an unthought story, and what I outlined was a flawed but affectionate ID. Say other people's narcissistic sentences.

73. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.

74. Q: Is narcissism bad for intimacy?

75. Passing by is fate, and staying is destiny takes a hand. For yourself, cherish yourself but not narcissism; For others, demanding but not demanding; Invest in feelings, but not infatuated; Feel life, but don't sigh; Desire for achievement, but don't expect it; For the family, attachment but not infatuation; For friendship, yearning but not longing; For money, I hope but not covet; For life, no regrets but no regrets; Love life, but don't spoil it.

76. Hey, why haven't you seen anyone more handsome than me?

77. Five hundred years ago, you leveled the Tiangong alone, and now 65.438+0.4 billion people leveled CCTV for you.

78. The last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

79. Good night without a warm reply.

80. In order to gain recognition and attention, children become acting.

8 1, the party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Self-confidence and even narcissism, always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

83. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love. Anthony

84. When you are sad. I wish I could be by your side. Try to make you laugh.

85. When I paid the phone bill, I found my words so valuable.

86, love into their own space, not narcissism, but want to see what is the latest.

87. When I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong and learn not to cry for anyone.

88. The advantage of flat chest is that two people embrace heart to heart more closely.

89. M: I like a girl. Woman: She must be beautiful. Man: You are too narcissistic.

90. Narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

9 1, learn to be a tough bitch, without affectation, hairlessness, cowardice, pride and life.

92. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

93. I like a grateful woman who travels alone. Know how to thank your parents, but don't follow blindly; Know how to thank heaven and earth, but not narcissism; Know how to thank your friends, but don't rely on them; I know to thank every seed, every breeze, and I know to get up early to sow and walk against the wind. -Bi Shumin is the woman I like.

94. A: I don't have to do it, but I have done it now.

95, a man, handsome enough to disturb the local, local report to the central, the central emergency consultation, awarded the most handsome medal!

96. 10 Great Realm of Life ① Conscious but not narcissistic; 2 for others, demanding but not demanding; 3 for feelings, affectionate but not infatuated; 4. Feel life, but don't sigh; ⑤ Desire for achievement, but no expectation; 6. Attachment to family but not infatuation with family; 7 yearning for friendship, but not longing; 8 for money, hope but don't try; Pet-name ruby for wealth, sharing but not exclusive; Attending life, no regrets.

97. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue.

98. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. Say other people's narcissistic sentences.

99, the perfect boyfriend: handsome, rich, generous, temperament, self-restraint, no hooking up, no drinking, no smoking, no cheating, no existence.

100, don't push me. 10, I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

Interesting and narcissistic conversation, interesting and narcissistic conversation

1. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

5. The kind of person who talks funny and has a good temper is really impeccable, such as me.

6. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

7. Being good-looking is not easy to cheat, and the invigilator can't help but look at it. No wonder I was often found in those days.

8. Achievement is such a thing. You are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

9. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It's about real beauty.

10. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

1 1. I want to work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

12. Be a low-key person, as handsome as I am, not what I said.

13. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know themselves are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

14. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

15. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

16. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

17. You can call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

18. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

19. Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I swear. How can there be such beautiful people in this world?

20. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be an attractive villain.

2 1. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreads laughter and love.

22. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

23. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lascivious life freely.

24. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

25. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

26. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.

27. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

Let's talk about narcissism. Tell me a funny sentence that praises your handsome.

A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome:

1. I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

2. I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous and graceful. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. In primary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of handsome boy, which puzzled me. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand.

If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai would feed 3 billion people.

6. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

7. Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

8. Known as pear blossom over begonia, people send the nickname "Heaven and Earth Almighty Jade-faced Little Dragon", the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and the predecessor is also a giant.

9. Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on?

10. Except for being handsome, he has no shortcomings. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!

1 1. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September. ! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

12. I am handsome, cool, charming, well-proportioned, handsome, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous in speech and personable. Outstanding spirit, top ten outstanding young people in China. What is even more rare is that people who study literature at the age of three and martial arts at the age of seven learn a lot, knowing astronomy and geography above and trivial below. He is omnipotent and omniscient. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman. Handsome guy jumps off a building, kind-hearted, amiable, helpful and charitable. Its benefits are endless, just like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

13. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the first batch of international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

14. Today's weather is good, and it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

15. You said my appearance was fake and the money I gave you was fake. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

16. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

17. Hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

18. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

19. Handsome is providence, and cool is man-made.

20. I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

Funny and narcissistic talk about:

1. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.

Before you come near me, you should think clearly that I have nothing but handsome.

Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

It's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

6. I am very cute at this age. I am really a sinner!

7. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

8. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was about to explode.

9. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.

10. Someone said I was handsome, but I smiled. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

1 1. There is no fate between us. Look at my face value.

12. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking about it all night. Who leaked the news?

13. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror.

14. Always alienated by ordinary people because they are too handsome. You see, when he made the statement, no one read it. . .

15. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out. I am not very handsome, but the young lady next door gave me dichlorvos. My aunt upstairs took part in the Olympics for me. Walking in the street is afraid of puppies. Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical! There are only two kinds of people in this world, one who thinks I am handsome and the other who has never seen me. I have suffered too much handsomeness at my age, so I am tired.

16. The handsome guy stuck to me all my life.

17. It's not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. In case it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return it.

18. Being a human being is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

19. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

20. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

2 1. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

Young man, you must study hard and never eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

Narcissistic and interesting to talk about it.

1. I want people all over the world to know that I keep a low profile.

When I heard the teacher say that he would start the fine again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

Comrades have not worked hard, and the revolution will still succeed.

4. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

6. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, you are online, and I am invisible.

7. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

8. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now.

9. I am proud of being single. I save rubber for my motherland. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

10. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

1 1. You are calm because you are not afraid. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

12. The wife said: Let's compare who is handsome between these two fish. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.

13. Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

14. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

15. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

16. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

17. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

18. You are not a traffic policeman in my mind and have no right to interfere in my direction.

19. The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the strong man beats the dog, which is gone forever.

20. Most of the people kissing in the park are not husband and wife, and most of them do not deliberately explain the close friends in the scene.

2 1. God, I have to wake up by myself every day.

22. Life is like rape. Since you can't get rid of it, you might as well enjoy it.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

24. Behind a successful man stands a woman forever, and behind a rich woman stands a …

25. Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

27. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

28. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

29. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

30. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is said!

3 1. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who a fool is.

32. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

33. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

34. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

Chopin, if you can bring out the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.

There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

Even if you are already taken, I will replace it with another flower.

38. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes you angry and wipes your ass too carefully.

39. The growing, painful and happy days are called youth.

40. Many things are between not saying injustice and saying melodramatic.

4 1. In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

42. It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so I'd better take a taxi.

43. Women are like clothes, but big sister is a kind of temperament that you can't wear.

44. Reality raped the past, leaving behind an evil seed called memory.

45. She slept with me when I said I was a director. The next day, I said I was an animation director, and she cried.

46. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

47. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

48. I like when you are plump. Why are you so thin now? What makes me feel sorry? Oh, my wallet!

49. I have been infatuated with you for a long time, a little narcissistic!

What can I say? There are still a few people who have a secret crush on me, and I know it.