WeChat humorous signature

Rationality is like a big liar, sensibility is like a psychopath. Below is a WeChat humorous signature that I carefully edited for you, welcome to read!

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1. I feel like I’m looking for it at home I don’t feel like doing homework

2. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

3. The Smurf sings to Avatar: When I grow up, I will become you. ?

4. We never said goodbye but never saw each other again.

5. Being mentally retarded is not scary, but being mentally retarded is scary!

6. People who like me are good people, people who don’t like me are bad people and hate me. 7. Don’t think that just because we have said a few words to each other means that we are familiar with each other, you can act unscrupulously in front of me.

8. If you ask me why I love you, it is as difficult as asking me to describe the taste of water. ,

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

10. People grow up under blows. How to grow without blows?

11. There is a kind of natural awakening that wakes up as soon as parents leave

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12. Looking at the sunset taking away the last ray of sunshine? Speaking in human language? Why isn’t school over yet?

13. Didn’t the teacher teach you? Just skip the questions you don’t know how to do. Go back and do the following. If you can't catch up with someone, chase someone else.

14. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

15. If you are incompetent, show off to others, but if you are capable, show off to others!

16. The weather is very nice. I have been staying in the room for a long time, so I am going to go to the living room to relax. Relax.

17. Happiness has just begun, but sadness has already lurked.

18. My aunt is a breathing pain, it lives in every corner of my body!

19. If you spurn me, that only proves that you are incapable of killing me.

20. A train of happiness, the terminal station is I am waiting for you^-^

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1. The standard of Bai Fumei: Idiots, worshiping wealth and loving beauty have done it all.

2. I really want to call your grandfather, dad!

3. Hold the son’s hand and drag the son away. If you say you won’t leave, okay, let the dogs out!

4. Fate may just pass by, life may be fleeting.

5. Only good-looking people have youth, and only ugly ones have acne?

6. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about, why should I waste time with you? How long does it take to reach the end of the world?

7. Think openly, have fun, and have a good time.

8. The worst thing in the world is for a foodie to have stomach problems.

9. One step at a time, one step at a time, like minions, like the steps of a devil.

10. Don’t mess with me, or I will make you die in a rhythmic manner.

11. How should people with love phobia accept others, and how should others accept you? . .

12. Don’t say never when we are together, and don’t say once after breaking up.

13. Don’t resent others, you have nothing to remember, even if you are broken into pieces

14. If you don’t see it, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky and flows to the sea of ??purple and red.

15. When dry firewood meets a strong fire, it is called a bright show; when wet firewood meets a small flame, it is called a dull show.

16. Two orioles are singing in the green willows, are you wearing long johns?

17. Don’t lag behind in spirit and temperament

18. Make up lessons is A very fashionable blind date activity.

19. Do you think my heart is titanium alloy, stainless steel, waterproof, fireproof, and lightning-proof?

20. Gradually, gradually, some people have become Bitch

21. He doesn’t like you. He just likes to be liked by you. He occasionally shows kindness to you because he is afraid that you won’t like him. He is afraid of losing the vanity of being admired by you, just like a pet running away

22. Rationality is like a big liar, sensibility is like a psychopath.

23. I planted a bunch of boyfriends in the spring, and now that autumn is here, wow, there are no harvests~~

24. How fast is the G network? Before you go to bed at night I forgot to turn off the traffic, and when I woke up the next day, the house was moved.

25. Never say you love me. Once you reveal it, I will take it seriously. If you lie to me, I would rather destroy you than let you go.

26. If you betray me, don’t expect me to forgive you. If you become a dog, don’t expect me to treat you as a human being.

27. [It’s time to buy a Let’s talk about the ticket to heaven]

28. In the days when there were no women, I enjoyed teasing men!

29. Smiling at you is purely polite.

30.A foreigner came to teach English and broke the podium.

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