Episode 11
Lu Chenzhou and the others kept walking south and said that there was a grand event held recently in the Chrysanthemum Dynasty, and many people would attend this event. Maybe you'll find a comeback there.
As soon as he heard that there was a lot of fun to watch, Fanyin quickly grabbed him and asked.
"What kind of grand event is it? Please explain it clearly."
The Fox Immortal bit a piece of grass in his mouth, and stared at him with a sigh and asked: "How long have you been in the Chrysanthemum Dynasty?" Haven't you heard of it? It is a singing and dancing competition of the Chrysanthemum Dynasty. Both men and women can participate. The selected singing and dancing kings can enter the palace and receive awards from the emperor, and they will be supported by the court for their entire lives."
"Then. It must be fun..." Fanyin's eyes lit up, "But how could Chun Huishou appear in that place?"
"Because he likes to see beautiful women!" said the great fox.
"The singing and dancing auditions gathered beauties from all over the country, including the Xiaojiabiyu type, the gentle and delicate type, the fiery and unrestrained type...you name it."
"I also like to see beauties, Come on, give me the riding whip and I'll drive!" When Fanyin heard that there were so many beauties, he took the riding whip from the Fox Immortal and excitedly whipped it towards the destination, beauties, here I come!
The singing and dancing trials were held in a valley called "Tomson Yiju". The valley is surrounded by mountains, and there is only a narrow passage leading from the outside to the valley. There is a cave in the valley. After they drove the carriage into the valley, they discovered that there were a sea of ??people in "Tomson Yiju", "a street of singing and dancing", "photographs of stone statues of previous singing and dancing kings", and numerous "Tomson Yiju" souvenir stalls in the valley. They are placed on both sides of the road and sold by vendors. Of course, fans who worship idols are also indispensable. They hold a piece of wood in their hands and follow behind the idols shouting: "Qin Tianyu, invincible in the universe, he can be captured at his fingertips."
"I am leisurely and leisurely. I love you like a mouse loves rice! Mr. Li Xianqing will win!"
"Qin Tianyu will win!"
"Li Xianqing will win!"
Then for some reason, fans from both sides started fighting. Some of them grabbed the bench, used fists, and spat. They used "Foshan Shadowless Kick", "Cat Claw Kung Fu" and "Tyson's Ear Bite Kung Fu". --When it is performed, the scene is quite lively, quite intense, and quite bloody. Fanyin was dumbfounded.
The song and dance trials were held under the King of Chrysanthemums, which was as tall as a tree in the background. A spacious arena was set up, with three judges sitting on the left side of the arena. The host was standing on top of the arena and was saying something. Because the distance was too far, the Sanskrit could not be heard clearly. Just as he was about to move closer, he was stopped by several soldiers.
"Do you have a ticket?"
"A ticket? No." Fanyin was stunned, why do you still need a ticket? But what does the ticket look like? "He" stood aside to wait for the next person to come in so he could see what the ticket looked like. The short man on the side pulled "him".
"Do you want a ticket? Do you have a ticket? Five hundred coins for one ticket."
It turns out to be a scalper who sells tickets... Fanyin looked at him, Showing a weird smile.
"Do you have tickets?"
"Yes, yes, as many as you want!"
"I want to buy seven tickets."
"Seven tickets?" It's big business. The scalper excitedly took out the tickets, "Seven tickets cost 3,500 yuan."
"With so much money in a place with so many people, I It’s not easy to take it out, don’t reveal your wealth, you know? Let’s go to the corner to trade,” Fanyin suggested with a smile, setting a trap.
"Okay, okay." The little white rabbit didn't know that death was imminent, and followed the big bad wolf Sanskrit to a corner where no one was paying attention, and then a scream for help came from the corner. .....
"Humph, I hate ticket scalpers the most! I am doing justice for God!" Fanyin said with a heartfelt expression, holding the ticket in his hand.
The Fox Immortal gave a thumbs up to Fanyin and said, "You are more suitable to be a bad guy than me!" He should let his cousin plant flowers of kindness in Fanyin's head.
"Don't slander my innocence. I have such an innocent and lovely face. Do you think I look like a bad person?" Fanyin pointed at her cute cheeks with both hands and laughed.
I entered the competition venue with a ticket and found a seat in the row. Fanyin asked the person wearing the competition logo next to him: "Can I still sign up now?"
"Late "Yes." The man said without raising his eyes.
Fanyin walked up to Yueshuoye and asked, "Do you have a banknote?"
A banknote? Yueshuoye's eyes flashed, and the leader of the "Four King Kongs" behind him took out a few silver notes from his arms and handed them to Fanyin.
Fanyin secretly handed the banknote to the staff member and gave him a smile that could only be imagined but not expressed in words: "Is it too late to sign up now?"
"It's not too late, it's not too late. ." The staff immediately smiled professionally.
"Hey, you want to participate in the competition too?" The Fox Master looked at the Sanskrit form and came over to whisper.
"Of course!" Sanskrit blew dry the ink on the form. Showing a longing expression: "If my status hadn't allowed me to do so, I would have wanted to participate in my own show, Happy Boys, and so on. It's all grandpas, tell me what it would be like for me, the heir of a large group, to participate in those activities. This This time I finally have a chance to show off my talent!"
When Yuesuo Ye heard this, he frowned for some reason. He had a hunch that nothing good would happen next. As long as that woman participated, there would be a scene that could stimulate his heart.
"By the way, I also signed up for you." Fanyin put his hand on the fox immortal's shoulder. "Let's work hard together!"
"You are crazy, why are you using me as a backing up if you want to die!" the Fox Master shouted.
“Then having fun alone is not as good as having fun together... Besides, you are my cow and my horse. I will pull my cow and my horse for a walk on the stage. Do you dare to have any opinions? "If you dare to raise any objections, I will pluck the flower off your head!" Like a little sheep.
"Hahaha, let's go, I'll take you to prepare for the show!" After saying hello to Yueshuoye, Fanyin pulled the Fox Immortal into the backstage.
Singing in the first game.
The Sebring girl’s singing voice was melodious, and everyone who listened was mesmerized.
Miss Wen Ru's song "Du Shiniang" is sad and desolate.
It is Miss Chu Junlian's turn to play. Everyone's thoughts were still immersed in the tragic mood of Du Shiniang in the previous song, and they wiped away moved tears. Fanyin walked onto the ring, holding a small yellow chrysanthemum in his hand as a microphone.
"Now, Miss Chu will sing a love song for everyone. This song full of affection and infatuation is called 'Platform.'" The host finished the announcement and stood aside.
Fan Yin cleared her voice, looked around the audience, took a deep breath, moved her dantian, took a step forward with her right foot, closed her eyes, and roared at the top of her lungs with a rock-n-roll voice.
“My heart is waiting————forever waiting————, my heart is waiting————forever waiting, my heart is waiting————forever waiting—— ————, my heart is waiting forever——”
Finally, it ends with the perfect dolphin sound.
"Pfft——" The audience below was spurting blood.
"Mom, I want to go home! Wow - so scary -" A child was frightened and cried.
"Quick. Call the doctor, the judge has fainted." A staff member shouted.
The Great Fox Immortal threw the pots and pans used for dubbing and rushed backstage with tears streaming down his face. He, the king of fox monsters, was too embarrassed to see anyone.
It seems that Fanyin’s grandfather does not allow Fanyin to participate in the Happy Boys and My Style Show. This song is literally a weapon of mass destruction.
"Am I not good at singing?" Fanyin asked Yuesuoye blankly.
Yue Shuoye looked at "him" expressionlessly for a long time, vomited out blood, and said, "Why aren't you afraid of attracting wolves?" His internal energy was in turmoil now, and he didn't need to look in the mirror. I also know that my mood is dark now.
"Is that wolf my soulmate?" Fanyin longed for his soulmate to come and meet him after hearing his beautiful singing.
Just as he was imagining, a man wearing a green shirt and carrying a bamboo tower behind him rushed up and held Fanyin's hand.
"You sang so well!"
"Pfft——" There is actually a confidant of this crazy woman, and now even the "Four King Kong" Unable to hold on any longer, they all spouted blood in protest.
“One confidant in life is enough!” Fanyin burst into tears and prepared to give her fans a warm hug. Unexpectedly, Yuesuoye stopped him and gave up.
"Can you please sign for me?" The fan asked the idol for his signature with a pen.
"Where to sign it?"
"Sign it on my clothes."
Fanyin complied with the fans' request and signed his name in a flash.
The next level is the dance competition.
Girl Liu Yemei was born in a dancing family. Her dancing is naturally beautiful and can rival Zhao Feiyan.
The dance of Guan Lingling outside the Great Wall has a strong sense of place, which is refreshing.
Chu Junlian came on stage. There were three people on the stage, Chu Junlian, the Great Fox, and the other one who was the fan just now. The three of them formed a triangle and danced the "Wave Dance" adapted from the Ultraman Gymnastics Gatuzki dance.
Everyone was speechless as they watched the three waves on the stage shaking back and forth. The Sanskrit sounds from the head to the feet to every joint on the body are like waves, shaking from left to right, from right to left...
Yue Shuoye watched with squinted eyes Some images of the scene ahead flashed through my mind. In the picture, he seemed to be in a big hall, surrounded by students. And there was a boy dancing a strange dance on the stage...
What was that dance called... Ah, no, that wasn't called dance, it seemed like What Ultraman broadcast gymnastics.
"Get down from me, you Haru Hui, who has killed a thousand swords. If you are embarrassing me, I will poison everyone here to deafen and mute you! Then I will chop you up and clean up the division!" Famous The hot-tempered man rushed into the venue and collapsed as soon as he saw the people in the ring, pointing at his junior brother and shouting.
"Teacher, senior brother——"
"What? Are you the Spring Returner?" Fanyin suddenly turned back and looked at his fans.
"Huh? Do you know me?"
"My dear, I have found you!" Fanyin rushed forward, ignoring the competition, and pulled him to Yueshuo Night in front of. "Hurry, he's been poisoned, help him detoxify!"
"What kind of poison has he been poisoned?" Chunhui asked, holding Yueshuo Ye's pulse gate.
"Erosion Bone Powder."
"Ah, this poison is hard to cure!" Chun shook his head and sighed.
"If it's not easy to understand, you have to understand it, or I'll kill you!" Sanskrit roared angrily.
The Poison King of Hell came over. He was dressed in black, handsome and tall, and he picked up Chun Hui's hand with a cold face. "If you don't keep an eye on you for one day, you will run away without a trace. Come back with me!"
"Idol, save me!" Chun Hui's hand was held by his senior brother by the collar and he was pushed backwards. Go and ask for help from Sanskrit.
“You can’t leave!” Fanyin held Chunhui’s hand and started a tug-of-war with the Poison King.
"Let go!" Poison King said coldly.
“Don’t let go!”
Then King Poison Hell did not even bother to greet him, but sprinkled a ball of powder, and Fanyin fainted on the ground. Yueshuo Ye was shocked, and when he was about to save people, Chun Hui's hand also released a ball of powder, and Fanyin woke up again. The Poison King glared at his junior brother. When he saw his junior brother shrinking his neck, he raised the corners of his lips with satisfaction and spread out a ball of powder again. Fanyin fainted again.
Chun Huishou quickly spread out another ball of powder, and Fanyin woke up again.
After "living and dying" like this several times, Fanyin got angry, jumped up, grabbed Chun Hui's hand and yelled at the Poison King: "Have you had enough fun?"
"Hmph!" Poison King turned his head away.
"Senior brother spreads poison. If I don't save you, you will die!" Chun said in reply.
Then he took Poison King's arm and asked: "Brother, I want to help my friend detoxify and then go back with you. I promise, I won't come out for a year after I go back!"
Poison King gave him a contemptuous look and thought about it. . Then nodded. "You have to remember what you said!"
Everyone got on the carriage. Fortunately, the carriage was relatively spacious, so it didn't feel crowded with so many people inside. After leaving the valley, follow the direction Chun Huishou said to find the medicinal materials needed for the antidote.
"Strange, I thought your fellow apprentices were enemies. After all, you always detoxify him and spoil his affairs." Fanyin raised doubts.
Chun returned his hand and smiled, "My senior brother and I are from the same school, so we naturally have a good relationship. But he learned the method of making poison from his master, and I learned the method of making antidote. And in Jianghu, Once a person provokes his senior brother and is poisoned by him, he has to ask me for the antidote. Another problem is that the poison can be copied. Once the ingredients are known, he can make another poison, but I must prepare the antidote. That's all. So I had to run out and detoxify them. The poison in Yue Shuoye's body was probably the one that was copied, and then some people added several toxins to the copied poison without authorization, making it worse than my senior brother. The poison is more difficult to detoxify."
"Can we just go to the drugstore to buy the medicinal materials you need?"
"No one sells these medicinal materials in the pharmacy, only you. Just look for it. This medicinal material is called Huanyang Grass. It’s very hard to find. I’ve only seen it once in Xiong Valley.”
Are we here? Fanyin opened the curtains on the carriage, only to see a bloody mouth appear outside the window. Cold sweat rushed to his forehead, and his heart was so nervous that it was about to jump out. As if he had not seen the bear's mouth, he slowly , slowly, pulled the curtains down again.
Then he took a breath, put his fist to his mouth, and began to scream: "There is a bear——"
"Ah, the last thing in the mouth of that bear is It's a sun-returning grass!" Chunhui exclaimed.
"What?" Fanyin gave up screaming, quickly turned around, opened the curtains, and put his hand into the bear's mouth...