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What do you think is just a joke, but it's true?
this is a true story.

A few days ago, the leader of the 12 Command Center came to help an acquaintance issue a death certificate. Seeing the name of the deceased, I felt very familiar with it. I scratched my head for a long time and thought of a senior three student with the same name. I asked the leader if the deceased had studied in xx High School. The leader immediately nodded and replied, "Yes! Yes! "

Later, when I met the deceased's uncle, it was confirmed that the deceased was my high school classmate. He was in his forties, loved collecting stamps, was in good health, had high blood pressure, was slightly fat, and had four children at home. A few days ago, when I was taking a nap at home, I suddenly called his mother to say that she was not feeling well. When her mother entered his room, she saw him twitching on the ground and hurriedly called 12 for help. At that time, my colleague made a house call, but he was not rescued. Afterwards, he considered it as "sudden cardiac death".

although we haven't seen each other for more than 2 years, the young voice and smile of the deceased when he was studying in high school seemed to be in front of him, which made people unbelievable and sobbed.

Life is short, live every day and cherish every day.

● "What is your ideal girlfriend?"

● "people like you."

This is a conversation with a schoolmaster in our class in the third grade.

he was transferred to our class from other places in junior two, when he was sitting in the last row.

The first time I heard his voice, the class teacher asked in class meeting, "How to arrange the position better?" He sat in the last row and replied loudly, "The tall one sits in the back and the short one sits in the front!" "

at that time, he was small and cute.

Later, he changed seats. He sat in the first row, in front of me.

The front and back tables soon became familiar. He was 98 years old and one year younger than me, so I called his brother every day and asked him to call me elder sister. He didn't refuse me to call him that, but he seldom called my sister. Every time you speak, you say it directly.

I only remember that he called my sister once and my name once. I didn't know why at that time, and I was very happy. I kept telling my good friends that he called me by my full name for the first time.

my grades are equal to his. By the third grade, his grades had soared, while my grade had dropped. He also sits in the front row. I was in the last few rows. Because in the third grade, teachers change seats according to their grades.

I always run to the front to play after class, and then I have this conversation. At that time, everyone laughed in astonishment, so it must have been a joke, but maybe it was the truth.

I took a photo of graduation photo.

after graduating from junior high school, they all went to senior high school separately, with little contact. One summer vacation, on my birthday, I called some junior high school students and called him.

He didn't come. He only replied to my message: "I'm glad you still thought of me at the party, but I can't go. I'm outside now. Let's go next time!"

Three years of high school passed quickly, and everyone was admitted to the university. It was probably the first time that some junior high school students met after graduation, and it was also the first time that they met him after graduation.

I was very excited during the whole gathering. He has been sitting next to me, talking about something. I may be too excited, he said with a smile, I am playing chicken blood. Then he said that he liked to laugh at ordinary times in high school, and the people next to him didn't know what he was laughing at. I said me too.

He showed me his college admission notice and his sponsorship thank-you letter.

Later, when I said I was going to repeat the study, he took me to his home and gave me all the review materials that he had used before. When sorting out the books, he asked me to look at his photo album.

Later, he sent me home and rode an electric car. On the way, he told me that when he came home from vacation, he often rode alone in this direction and walked far, but he didn't know where it was.

I felt a lot in my heart, too. Later, I sent a message saying: I don't know where it is, I only know that it is the direction to your home.

maybe, just in line with his mood at that time.

I didn't use my mobile phone and didn't contact her during the re-reading period. After I graduated, I held a school banquet, and most junior high school students didn't have time, so I just called a few repeat students and high school students.

I have been in college for almost two years now, and he has been in college for three years. He is tall and has a girlfriend.

that's good.

It is those simple and ignorant feelings that are the most precious.

In my life, there may be many such things, but the following two things impressed me the most.

It was when I was about fifteen or sixteen years old. It was the first time I went to my grandmother's home to pay New Year greetings with my father, uncle and uncle. Before going, my uncle smiled and patted me on the shoulder and told me and my cousins that when you get there, there will be dozens of people calling you cousins. We are all stunned, how is it possible? Everyone thinks uncle is joking.

As a result, we got there, and some people in their forties really called us cousins, which scared us. Later, I found out that they were also respectful to my uncle and my father. They served tea, poured water and handed cigarettes with great care, and my uncle even sat on the table when the banquet was held. Later, after I asked my dad, I realized that it was because my grandmother's seniority here was too high, so we followed a little bit of light and were taller than others for no reason. We are also in distress when we think that they are so old and call us teenagers cousins.

when I was in the fourth grade of primary school, I lived in my grandmother's house. One day, when I came home from school, it was still a few hundred meters away from my grandmother's house. Someone told me: Your family ate dog meat tonight, and it was delicious. I asked him: what dog meat to eat? He said: your relatives came today and killed your dog. You can eat dog meat hotpot tonight.

my first reaction was that I didn't believe him, thinking that he was telling a joke and lying to me. Because everyone in the village knows that I have a very good relationship with my dog, I picked up a puppy from the outside two years ago, which is not to say that it has been following my ass and followed me back to my grandmother's house. My grandparents don't like to keep these cats and dogs, but I think it's pathetic and I've been begging my grandmother to keep it. In two years, it followed me to herd cattle, followed me to swim in the river, followed me for 4 minutes to go to school by mountain road, and then ran back by itself. Waiting for me to come back from school at home every day, it can see me hundreds of meters away from home, and then it will run out to meet me screaming and lick me.

I watched it grow up from a little suckling dog with my own eyes, and suddenly someone told me that it was killed? My first reaction was that I didn't believe it, until I was almost at home, and I didn't see it running out to meet me as usual. In fact, I already had the answer in my heart. Looking at the blood in front of the house and smelling the smell of meat coming from the kitchen, I rushed into the room, clutching the quilt and crying. Yesterday, he followed me to catch the pheasant in the mountains, and today he has become the meat in the pot. I really can't accept it at that time. My experiences with it are constantly shown in my mind like movies.

I didn't have dinner that night. They had a good time in the house. I really wanted to turn their pot over. I don't know that relative either. I heard it was one of my grandmother's nephews. After many years, my resentment against my grandmother and her nephew has long since disappeared, but I still miss my dog, and I haven't had a dog since then.

There are some things in this world that you thought were a joke at first, but they are true. I don't know if the following two items count?

The first thing is a bit sad and scary. Most people who just heard it don't believe it. They think it's a joke, but it's true!

that was ten years ago: there was a family named pan near the company. On an early autumn day, Pan Fu picked plums from a plum tree in the yard and sold them in the street. This was a very common thing, but then an incredible tragedy happened. His youngest son went home at night and saw that the plums on the plum tree were gone. When he asked if his father had picked them and sold them, he became angry at that time. In addition, his son's brain had a little problem since he was a child, and now he even had no basic reason. Without saying a word, he took out a kitchen knife from the room, chopped off his father's head several times and threw it into the pond in front of the house ... This is his own father, which is not a chicken or a duck! !

Later, the police couldn't do anything about him, so the family had to lock him up and basically starved him to death!

one more thing, which looks like a joke, is actually true! In 216, I had a relative named Yuan who got a resettlement house in the suburbs of the county by lottery. I wanted to wait until my son was in high school. Not long ago, she took her mother to the county town for shopping and went to the resettlement house afterwards. Her mother took the key first, but she couldn't open it. Mom called to ask her daughter, and her daughter also questioned whether she would make a mistake in the room: is it 42? Is it the right one?

Xiao Yuan found that there was no mistake after going up, but the lock just couldn't be opened. After careful observation and visit, I am convinced that the house has been slightly renovated, the locks have been changed and someone is living. How did this happen? It's obviously your own house, but strangers live there. It's not a taste for anyone. She immediately called the police. Through investigation and verification, the police found that the original case was another similar "fraud": the resettlement house had been sold to a third party by the lawless elements.

One day, strong railway workers patrolled the roadside as usual.

A young woman came running for help in a panic: Sir, would you please come with me? My home is not normal.

being a helpful person, he naturally agreed.

They came to the young woman's house together, and he looked around. It was normal, and he couldn't help feeling a little annoyed.

the young woman said uneasily, it's my bedroom. Every time a train passes by, it's not normal.

They came to the young woman's bedroom again. The young woman said, You lie on the bed and have a look. You'll know what's going on when the train comes.

as soon as he saw that he was wearing dirty work clothes, he took off his underwear.

He had just laid down in bed when the young woman's husband came back.

Facing the angry host, he said with trepidation, Sir, I said I was waiting for the train. Do you believe it?

some things in the world sound absurd, but they are obviously true.

An old classmate of mine works in Xuzhou Coal Mine. His wife has no education, and gave birth to a boy and a girl with two babies. His wife can only farm at home. Because of the separation between the two places, their feelings have gradually faded with time.

At first, he had to go home to help his wife collect seeds during the busy farming season, and then he went back to work after cleaning up the house neatly. Later, he gradually found various excuses not to come back.

His wife is an honest rural woman, and she can't read a word. How can she guess his intrigues? Just say casually, whatever you say, he said yes, then we can only go through the divorce procedure (it's a fake divorce, you know me, heaven knows the earth), and when we are assigned to the house, I will take you and the children to live in the past, and the land at home will not be planted. When his wife heard this, she thought that she had finally made it through, and she would never suffer from the wind and rain again. She casually said: I have no regrets when you asked me to beg.

The next day they went to the Civil Affairs Bureau for a divorce. His wife would never have thought of taking this piece of paper, but she really couldn't get together again ...

Everyone in our village was talking about their family, but his wife was calm, as if nothing had happened, and she still went to work as usual. Soon after, his wife suddenly got an acute cerebral hemorrhage. Let her mother's brother call him to come back and take care of him, but the reply on the other end of the phone is: We are divorced, so don't look for me again.

After hearing this, his wife realized that it was just a scam to say that it was good for the children. It was true that it was good for the children. It's only my fault that I trust others too much, which is silly ...

In fact, women are born with kindness, and even their lives can be given up for their children! Friends, don't trust others' words easily, sometimes it may be a trap. At the same time, I also want to appeal to you, don't cheat a person who trusts you, maybe the next person to be cheated is you!

if I heard about it, I wouldn't believe it.

but this is what really happened to me!

There is a newly graduated student in the company. He is chubby and cute.

She has been drinking slimming tea. She called home and said that slimming tea didn't work very well, and sometimes her stomach was uncomfortable.

I live in a dormitory and have never had a boyfriend.

One night about nine months later, she went to the toilet several times with a stomachache. Finally, she gave birth to a boy standing in front of her bed in the dormitory, fat in vain and crying. Looking at the child who fell to the ground, the people in the dormitory were shocked. They didn't react for a while. It was a long time, but an older sister came to her senses and quickly dialed 12 and wrapped the child in clothes.

She never came back after that day, and she didn't contact any of us.

We guess that she was cheated by a man when she was studying, and went their separate ways after graduation, unaware of the possibility of pregnancy.

menstruation is not allowed. Maybe she had irregular menstruation before and didn't pay attention to it.

when she is pregnant, she thinks she has gained weight (she is not particularly pregnant, and all of us think she is fat).

Fetal movement, she called home and said that it was uncomfortable to drink diet tea.

On the day of giving birth, she played badminton (losing weight) for a long time after work, and she walked around a lot at work. To be honest, looking back now, I can't see that she was pregnant.

She probably didn't know she was pregnant, otherwise she wouldn't be stupid enough to drink slimming tea and exercise so much all day to lose weight.

I don't know if I can find her father later. I hope the slimming tea she drinks is fake and the child is healthy.

I don't even know I'm pregnant, which is amazing.

When I was in junior high school that year, a very close buddy said that he liked a pupil and that he would marry her in the future. We took it as a joke. Later, when he was in the third year of senior high school, he studied for five years. In the fifth year, he finally got in the same class with the girls in his heart. Then they made progress together. They were admitted to a university in Xi' an together in the college entrance examination. After four years of college, their feelings were very stable. They got married just after graduating from college. On the wedding day, our brothers looked at their happy appearance and realized that what he said was not a joke.

"Two" Many years ago, there were two people in their fifties in our village. They were together all day, and their brains were not normal. It was just that kind of intermittent mental illness. They had no source of livelihood, but they didn't starve to death on two acres of land at home anyway, and they were both single. Later, I don't know where a woman came from, but she didn't have a bright brain, so she lived with these two bachelors.

For a long time, they lived in peace. Later, because of this woman, two men had an argument, and one of them killed the other man. Later, the police took the man away, only after passing through.