1. I don’t know why you smile all day long, it’s like your rag shoes have exploded.

2. Don’t you have enough brain capacity? If you do something embarrassing yourself and put it on me, you won't feel ashamed, but I will feel ashamed.

3. When I go out, my wife tells me: drink less, eat more vegetables, stand up if you can’t reach.

4. These two lips are quite large.

5. Since you know that your quality is low, don’t go out, lest you ruin your bad reputation.

6. Lonely people often behave very strongly; lonely people are mostly gentle.

7. Let’s not be embarrassed, okay? I feel so inferior to you.

8. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of them every day!

9. This mentally ill person is really delirious. He calls someone crazy when he grabs someone.

10. You think you are Halley’s Comet, and 6 billion people on the earth must look up to it!

11. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

12. Are you treating dichlorvos as coke and amusing your eighty cents and twelve pound head?

13. I no longer have the courage to say nice things to you. If I say too much, I’m afraid I’ll go to hell in the future.

14. You are really rich. Your PHS is from Apple, right?

15. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive!

16. Anyone who doesn’t know him has never eaten pork.

17. Shemales should look like human beings. Humans are not human, and monsters are not monsters. Go scare ghosts!

18. Nuwa feels guilty when she sees you! How did I pinch you out in the first place? What a stain and failure in my life!

19. Wherever you go, flies follow you, all because of your quality.

20. Why are you staring at those two holes? Are you blinded by looking at yourself in the mirror every day?