"Pistachio" is very humorous. I remember one time, in class, the teacher asked him to say a formula problem, and the topic was like this: 100+ 100=? . His answer is 20000. Everyone was shocked and couldn't help laughing. He said, "1+ 1=2. There are two zeros in front, plus the last two, which equals 20 thousand. " At this time, the laughter was even louder, and even the teacher laughed. "Pistachio" laughed himself, and the laughter rushed out of the classroom and spread all over the campus.
Pistachio nuts are not only interesting, but also beneficial.
Another time, on the physical education class, everyone was happily playing the game of "grabbing" seats. Then came the voice of "meowed". Hey, who is crying? It turned out to be Xiaomei. She lost her butterfly hairpin and her eyes were as red as makeup. "Pistachio" immediately stood up from his seat and said, "Let me help you find it!" With that, he went out and we watched. He looked around and finally found it in the school garden, but his face was covered with mud.
This is the "pistachio" of our class. Do you like him?
The "pistachio" composition of our class two tells about Luo Zihang, the pistachio of our class. Everyone knows him. Everyone laughs when he talks about his happiness. He has short black hair and black eyes. He also has a chubby face and a chubby body. He is wearing a black sweater, black trousers and black sneakers. He is a poor student, so we like to call him Radish Root because his surname is Luo.
Once Luo Zihang saw Cheng's two sheep's head buns and said, "Cheng, there are two big eggs in your two sheep's head buns, and there are food in them." This sentence made us burst into laughter.
Another time, Luo Zihang, a pistachio in our class, saw Deng Lin and said, "Deng Lin, I'll give you several nicknames now. These nicknames are stewed beef, stewed mutton and stewed chicken. " We all laughed, but Deng Lin left angrily.
This is the pistachio of our class, Luo Zihang. He likes making fun of others.
Meng Hangbo in our class is witty, lively and cheerful. He always likes telling jokes and making faces. He is called "pistachio" by his classmates, and sometimes he can really help everyone solve their worries.
Once, the teacher assigned homework, which sounded very simple, with few items, and the students were very excited. But the teacher remembered that a few students were talking nonsense just now, and some people made small moves in class, so they were fined two more homework. Suddenly, the atmosphere in the classroom went downhill. The students became depressed and unacceptable from the excitement just now. Everyone is complaining that there is too much homework to finish. After a long time, everyone is still unhappy. And Meng Hangbo deserves to be the ` "in the class; Pistachio nuts "; He didn't complain, but thought about how to help his classmates entertain themselves.
After a while, the bell rang, and Meng Hangbo jumped up from his seat, humming a ditty, twisting his waist, waving like a drunk, telling a joke loudly, making a face and pretending to fall to the ground. When the teacher saw and accused Meng Hangbo, Meng Hangbo ran back to his seat in despair.
This scene made the whole class laugh and immediately put their troubles aside. In the next few hours, no one thought of being punished by the teacher.
There are many things that make Meng Hangbo laugh, such as answering questions in class and having fun after class. This is the "pistachio" of our class. His lively and humorous personality can really relieve everyone's worries sometimes.
Our class's Pistachio composition 4 "The best thing to make a pan in the world is …" Listen, the old money in our class is telling jokes again. Every time he tells a joke, the whole class laughs their heads off.
Old Qian has a pair of knife-shaped eyebrows, bright eyes and a slightly higher nose, but it doesn't affect his mouth for telling jokes at all. His ears are the treasure of his jokes, because those jokes are heard by his ears. Without this old money, it is no exaggeration to say that there would be no laughter in our class.
Old money always makes people forget the time by telling jokes. Once during the break, Lao Qian told another joke to everyone. He said, "Once upon a time, a fool came to a country. He met a man who sold ham. The man shouted: sell ham, sell ham ... Fools think all legs in the world are ham ... "Listen, listen, the class begins. Old Qian was still telling jokes, and the students didn't hear the bell, so they continued to listen to jokes around him. They were so absorbed that they didn't notice the teacher coming. The teacher was furious: "Money chapter! What are you doing? " Hearing this, the students immediately dispersed in a hubbub. ...
Later, the teacher punished each of them for standing for a class, and this time they were very uncomfortable.
This is the "pistachio" in our class-the chapter on money. Where there is him, there is happiness!
Our class's "pistachio" composition 5 Our class's "pistachio" is Lin XX, which often makes us laugh and cry.
Teacher Wei gave Wu XX a title: Wang Oracle. After class, Lin XX said to Wu XX, "Let's write about Oracle Bone Inscriptions!" Wu XX always casually replied: "Compare, who is afraid of you? I am already the king of Oracle Bone Inscriptions, so I will write first! " Wu XX always keeps his word. He immediately picked up a pen and scribbled a word. Lin XX grabbed the paper and deliberately made him proud: "What a beautiful handwriting! Write better than me! " Wu XX was really proud: "It's a piece of cake for me to write Oracle Bone Inscriptions with me. It's your turn to write next! " Lin XX said, "If you only write one, I will write five!" "good!" After Lin finished writing, Wu Hao looked at it and said, "Just one word! I wrote it myself! " Lin said sarcastically to Wu Hao, "You have studied for four years, but you still can't read and count. Besides, there is something wrong with your eyes. Ask your parents to buy you a pair of glasses! Look carefully, although you wrote this word, there are still four words below,' Lin XX Book', see? " Wu XX can't think of anything to refute Lin XX, so he has to give up. We watched and laughed our heads off.
This is the "small pistachio" in our class. Do you like him?
There are so many people with distinctive looks and behaviors in our class, such as "Fire-breathing Dragon" who beat the boss Deng Yingying, "Ba Li Tian" Xu Guoli, and that rude and reckless "female Zhang Fei" Wu Jiaojiao. But to say the most distinctive thing, only Zou, the "pistachio" with zero punchline, can do it.
Why do you call him "pistachio"? We have to start with his appearance. His eyes are like light bulbs, his face is like apples and his head is like a ball. He walks like a tumbler. If you don't look carefully, you will think that he is an "uncle bird" who dances on horseback and looks "embarrassed". In class, he will make some funny faces to make us laugh secretly. After class, he often says something particularly funny. What I remember most is that time.
That day, just after the first class, on the way to the toilet, he came up with a funny puzzle. The puzzle is: rabbit, shrimp, get out of here, not pickles, but trotters. He asked us to translate, but we were at a loss. Seeing that we couldn't guess, he proudly said the answer. The answer is: Comrades and villagers, please pay attention to the meeting and don't talk. After listening, we laughed, and he laughed wildly. With him, our tense study life has become a little easier.
This is the "pistachio" that our class calls silly and often sells cute and funny. Is it funny?
As long as the name pistachio is mentioned in our class, everyone will think of Liu Kexin's smile without hesitation. He is the first pistachio in our class, and she leads our class to talk and laugh together. Later, many pistachios appeared, and her smile infected everyone.
Yes, she is a little naughty! Walking will be crazy, sometimes she is a responsible class representative, and his thinking is abnormal, hehe. She giggled when she walked in physical education class, and everyone would laugh when she saw it. When the teacher asked her to hand out her homework, he looked serious and stared at the book. In class, she speaks bravely, sometimes she is careless in doing problems, and sometimes she is serious. When she is serious, others dare not touch her, and when she is careless, others think she is annoying! I am amazed at this pistachio idea, which is very "second".
Every time we go to physical education class in the backyard, she is still waiting in line, striding forward like crazy. When he got to the backyard, he began to joke with his classmates, acting like a fool. Because everyone laughed, the teacher asked the students to line up and became a tumbler. We all have nothing to say!
This is the pistachio in our class, little jelly!
There is a classmate in our class. Because of his lively nature, funny talk and special love of telling jokes, his classmates call him "pistachio".
Once, I was drinking water. I just took a swig when I saw him coming towards me. When you see something bad, swallow the water quickly. As soon as he saw me, he said, "once, an officer asked the artillery to practice loading people into barrels and then launching them." The artillery suggested that the officers make a demonstration themselves first. The officer climbed into the barrel himself, and the gun fired immediately. There was only a bang, and a black smoke came out of the barrel, but no officer was found shooting from the barrel. The artillery quickly opened the door behind the gun and poured medicine. As a result, a black man climbed out of the gun tube ... "Before he finished, I had sprayed the water that I had not swallowed just now.
Another time, I was playing skipping rope with another classmate. He came over and said, "In a math class, the teacher asked Wang Xiaobing that two straight lines crossed and one crossed vertically. What are the intersections? " Wang Xiaobing said there are Hainan bananas and Guangxi bananas. "We all tripped over the rope.
Students, do you think this "pistachio" in our class is funny? He is my good friend: Qi.
There is a pistachio in our class, and everyone will laugh when they see it. This is Lin Zixuan. He has a pair of clever little eyes and a very talkative mouth.
Once, our class went to an information class. Everyone felt cool as soon as they entered the classroom, but Lin Zixuan, whether he liked it or not, rushed to his seat at once. He saw a brand-new earphone on the table, so he couldn't wait to pick it up and put it on his ear, and began to shake his head and twist his ass as if he had taken a pill, which made the whole class burst into laughter. However, Lin Zixuan continued to dance, singing the song Above the Moon. Wu Hongyu asked strangely, "Is there a song in this earphone?" Lin Zixuan said, "Yes!" Wu Hongyu also picked up the earphone and said, "Why is there no sound?" Wu Hongyu thought: Why does Lin Zixuan have the right to speak and I don't? So Wu Hongyu grabbed Lin Zixuan's headphones and said angrily, "You lied to me!" At this time, Lin Zixuan quietly smiled a few times and continued the class.
Lin Zixuan in our class is such a person who often makes people laugh and often brings happiness to our class. He is really a delight in our class!
Pistachio composition in our class 10 Pistachio in our class is nut food such as melon seeds. She is unusual. She doesn't eat. She is alone. She has a pair of big eyes full of vitality, a small mouth that can't close when laughing, two moving ears "wandering" around her brain, and a modest nose hanging in the middle of her face. She really acts like a conductor in the middle. She is the "pistachio" of our class. Her nickname is also pistachio. Once, a female classmate was bullied by a male classmate, and the female classmate burst into tears in her position. Although the crying was not big, it also aroused the disgust of several people. They asked for "pistachio", which made the female classmate laugh. She swaggered over and asked her consolingly, but she didn't say a word. Someone said, "What are you putting on airs for?" Keep crying! ""pistachio "or comfort her, told a very funny joke to female students. Everyone sitting next to us laughed. She saw us laughing, and slowly, her crying face immediately turned into a smiling face, "Yin turned sunny"! Someone said, "The' pistachio' in our class is really like a magician, turning a crying person into a laughing person." A burst of admiration floated to "pistachio", but "pistachio" said, "You asked me to help her, and I helped my classmates!" "Pistachio" smiled from ear to ear. She is the "pistachio" of our class.
Our class's Pistachio composition 1 1 Our class is a tree full of apples. Since this ordinary tree bears a "pistachio", two-thirds of the laughter and laughter in our class come from him. When the bell rang, the teacher rushed outside after class, as if passers-by who hadn't eaten for three days saw the restaurant open. What's even more funny is that he can run by himself. He shouted, "Let's go, Li!" I am sweating. Isn't he embarrassed? However, I really admire his courage! One more thing, this is the reason why the whole class burst into laughter. Last time, because it was Children's Day, our teacher changed the Chinese class into a free activity class and invited "pistachio" to perform on stage. "Pistachio" said, "I can't perform, I can only tell jokes." We are all very happy, because no one is not amused by his jokes. He cleared his throat and began to tell jokes: Once upon a time, there were three brothers, the first was called a rogue, the second was called a kitchen knife, and the third was called trouble. One day, the third brother got lost in trouble, and the eldest brother took the second brother to the police station to report the case, saying, "I am a hooligan, and I got into trouble with a kitchen knife today." As soon as he finished, the whole class burst into laughter, even the teacher laughed. This joke is really unique! "Pistachio nuts" like him are not common either!