The teacher was giving a lecture when a classmate sneezed loudly. The teacher looked at her and said, What? Allergic to this knowledge point?
Everyone says my fish is very good. My secret is: feed once a day, change the water once every three days, brush the tank once every five days, and change the fish once a week.
4. Land. Where is my golden hoop? Report to the Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it especially matches your temperament and hairstyle! "
On the way, I met an old man with something on his back. I wanted to go up and help him get it, and casually said, "Old things, I'll help you get it."
6. Just after quarreling with my deskmate, he sent me an apology message. I am very touched. When I was answering his message, he suddenly shouted, "Teacher, he is playing with his mobile phone in class!" "
7. I don't know what circles you all mix, but I mix dark circles.
I bought a pack of snacks and opened the package. It said, "If the package is opened or damaged, please don't eat it." Scared me to throw it away
9. Remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students, "Count off in the first row!" You looked at the coach in surprise. The coach said loudly again, "Count off!" So, you reluctantly turned and hugged the tree!
The headmaster said at the meeting, "Last year, the students of Grade One in Senior High School were responsible for cleaning the playground. This year, it's time to change. Let the second year students take care of it. "
One day, Piggy Peggy cried and said to her mother, "Children say I look like a hair dryer." Mother pig said sadly, "Good boy, stay away from my mother next time, and don't blow my hair up."
Twelve. When my friend came back from a blind date, I said, "How's it going? Is it effective? " He: "Two thirds succeeded." Me: "What do you mean?" The friend replied: "I agreed, the introducer agreed, but the other party didn't!" "
Thirteen. A buddy likes chatting online. Once he went to see a female netizen, and I asked him what was going on. He said: I passed the written test and failed the interview.
14. When I came back from a poor tour, I shouted, "Mom, I'm hungry. I can't remember when I ate my last meal! " My mother replied without looking up, "Don't worry, take your time."
15. On Sunday, my colleagues came to my house to play and talked enthusiastically. My daughter muttered in my ear that she didn't know what to say. I said, speak up, there are no outsiders. The daughter shouted loudly: mom said you are not allowed to stay at home for dinner today!
Sixteen years old. The streets are full of beautiful women and ugly men, and suddenly I feel very sad. Why do I grow up like this and still have no girlfriend? I am uglier than them.
17. Looking for a girlfriend, looking for someone who doesn't like makeup. Occasionally, I feel heartache! Find an ordinary makeup artist, and if you don't draw once in a while, you will die suddenly!
18. Although my salary is not high, I am good at saving money. When you see something you like, you can always bite your teeth and hold back from buying it. For example, I just took a fancy to a helicopter, and then I thought it was cost-effective to squeeze the bus, saving tens of millions.
19. Losing weight is not so easy. Every catty of meat has its temper. After the age of not eating fat, it is better to give up if you are entangled.
20. Busting is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam. 2 1. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is an animal history!
22. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.
23. Gong Dou's plays tell us that even dead sisters will meet each other one day as long as they fall in love with the same man. This shows that men are really bad things!
24. You are a big boy. You should learn to draw a clean eyeliner, trim a pair of clean eyebrows, spray some light and delicious perfume, draw a delicate makeup ... and then compete with girls of this age for men.