1. Every careless man has a serious little wife.

2. You are very domineering, and your domineering is called domineering side leakage.

3. Every time you look in the mirror, I worry that the mirror will be broken.

4. You are not my type, even if you are, you are just a side dish.

5. If you have the guts, try my slap. I will knock you down to the wall and you won’t be able to pick me off.

6. I have the heart of a princess, but the life of a Cinderella.

7. I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since I set the alarm clock to “uneasy”.

8. If your pillow is wet from crying, take it out to dry in the sun tomorrow and continue to use it at night.

9. Did someone give me a scarf? If not, I will buy one myself.

10. If I don’t get first place in the exam, it’s because I want to give up first place to those idiots.

11. I have absolutely nothing to say to you. I can’t even find the words to describe you.

12. The reason why I am so fat is because you make me angry, because I am used to eating when I am angry.

13. I will let you get close to me every day, and I will slap you when you are unhappy.

14. What a person pursues in his life is not just to be able to eat, drink, and sleep. How is this different from a pig?

15. If the instant noodles in the advertisement were real, I would rather eat them every day.

16. These days, I don’t even dare to go out if I don’t have a few bills in my hand.

17. After falling in love with you, I feel like hugging a cactus. The tighter I hug you, the more uncomfortable I feel.

18. Women are all the same, they just look different from the outside.

19. Don’t say you are a weakling who cannot be beaten to death. If you have the guts, let me try to step on you.

20. Wearing black clothes makes you think you are a gangster.

21. When you were young, you were crazy outside. When you are old, just be crazy at home.

22. If you endure hardship today, you will be able to drive a Land Rover tomorrow.

23. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

24. Nine out of ten men are bad, and the remaining one is not bad but very perverted.

25. The twisted melon is not sweet, but it doesn’t matter. What I experienced was the process of twisting the melon.

26. Using B to describe you is not enough, I can only use A to describe you.