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Why did I buy the Ultraman Transformer? It can’t change.

Sorry dear user: Maybe your faith is not enough. Only after you sacrifice yourself in the fight with the monster will the transformer take effect, allowing you to resurrect and become Ultraman.

2: Maybe you are not from Earth. Our products are only for use by Earthlings. I think you need to go to the hospital to check whether you are a human from another dimension.

3: It may be that the transformation props you bought are fake and inferior products. There are many people on the earth who want to become Ultraman, and some small vendors make fake transformation tools for everyone to buy. Good money. So please be sure to check whether there is an "Ultra Label" unique to our Ultra Country on the back of the transformer, which says "M78"

4: It may be that the transformer itself is malfunctioning , please rest assured that we will repair or replace it for you free of charge within 30,000 years. But since I am currently busy teaching my apprentice Mebius the "way of selling," I would like you to fly to the Land of Ultra in person.

5: The spell of the transformer is not recited correctly. Our transformation spell is more than thirty bytes long. When transforming, you must be clear and recite the transformation spell word for word. , and it must be completed within 3 seconds, so it requires professional training. Please trouble your Chinese teacher about this. It's all in the spell manual, so read it yourself.

6: Maybe the Ultraman represented by this transformer is at odds with you, so he doesn’t want to combine with you to defeat monsters.

7: It may be that your age has not reached the age of Ultraman himself. Our Ultraman can only come to earth to fight when he is 10,000 years old. Compared with humans, he is only 18 years old. Maybe you are too young to fight monsters, please wait a few more years.

8: Maybe you don’t want to transform because you want to save the earth, but you want to transform because you love the limelight. Your mentality transformer is very clear. If your mentality is not right, the transformer cannot recognize you as the savior, so it cannot transform.

9: Maybe you are holding Ultraman Tiga's transformation device, but the Ultraman you are thinking of in your heart is Eddie. There is a conflict between the two, so you cannot complete the transformation (just take the Tiga and Eddie are just making an analogy)

10: You once insulted the Ultra Transformer. The Transformer itself has a mind. Because you bullied it, it didn’t want to cooperate with you when it got angry. . Our morphs are emotionally fragile and should be taken care of.

11: You may not believe in the gods such as Brother Chun, Brother Zeng, etc. They have blocked your ability.

(1) Because you are not using genuine ones, I can buy them here. What about the first generation, Severn, Taro, Eddie, Xiaomeng... By the way, the limited edition Zoffie transformer is still on sale recently, with a unified retail price of 250. (It is predicted that we will sell a deluxe commemorative edition of Ultra next month. King's autographed Shikari Transformer, uniform retail price in the universe: 25,250). In addition, we have recently launched a promotion to buy Tiga, Dyna and Gaia and get Agururu for free. When buying a transformer, be sure to look for the M78 brand, the one with the Ultra laser anti-counterfeiting mark. Also, you must choose the Ultra battery produced by our company, because it is made of pure Ultra Star minerals. It can be used for ten years after being purchased once, and it eliminates the trouble of charging. The unified retail price of the universe is 25. If you order through the Aote Company hotline 520250, you can enjoy a 50% discount and door-to-door service. I now solemnly promise that if any of our company's products are proven to be substandard, we will give the user the ownership of a planet on the M78 Nebula.

(2) Because you have never flown a plane to hit a pyramid! If you drive a Boeing 747 and hit the pyramid, the moment you hit the pyramid, take out your transformer and shout: Tiga transforms! Then when you turn into a beam of light, you can turn into Ultraman

(3) Because you are still young, Ultraman will not be able to transform when he was a child~Keep your transformer well , you will know how to transform when you grow up~

(4) Um, take off your clothes and shout in the downtown area, Brother Xinchun, XX (you want to become concave and convex) transform, that’s OK

(5) Your Ultraman Transformer cannot transform because of the following common problems

1: Maybe your faith is not enough, only after you sacrifice yourself in the fight with the monster , the transformer will take effect, allowing you to resurrect and become Ultraman.

2: Maybe you are not from Earth. Our products are only for use by Earthlings. I think you need to go to the hospital to check whether you are a human from another dimension.

3: It may be that the transformation props you bought are fake and inferior products. There are many people on the earth who want to become Ultraman, and some small vendors make fake transformation tools for everyone to buy. Good money. So please be sure to check whether there is an "Ultra Label" unique to our Ultra Country on the back of the transformer, which says "M78"

4: It may be that the transformer itself is malfunctioning , please rest assured that we will repair or replace it for you free of charge within 30,000 years. But since I am currently busy teaching my apprentice Mebius the "way of selling," I would like you to fly to the Land of Ultra in person.

5: The spell of the transformer is not recited correctly. Our transformation spell is more than thirty bytes long. When transforming, you must be clear and recite the transformation spell word for word. , and it must be completed within 3 seconds, so it requires professional training. Please trouble your Chinese teacher about this. It's all in the spell manual, so read it yourself.

6: Maybe the Ultraman represented by this transformer is at odds with you, so he doesn’t want to combine with you to defeat monsters.

7: It may be that your age has not reached the age of Ultraman himself. Our Ultraman can only come to earth to fight when he is 10,000 years old. Compared with humans, he is only 18 years old. Maybe you are too young to fight monsters, please wait a few more years.

8: Maybe you don’t want to transform because you want to save the earth, but you want to transform because you love the limelight. Your mentality transformer is very clear. If your mentality is not right, the transformer cannot recognize you as the savior, so it cannot transform.

9: Maybe you are holding Ultraman Tiga's transformation device, but the Ultraman you are thinking of in your heart is Eddie. There is a conflict between the two, so you cannot complete the transformation (just take the Tiga and Eddie are just making an analogy)

10: You once insulted the Ultra Transformer. The Transformer itself has a mind. Because you bullied it, it didn’t want to cooperate with you when it got angry. . Our morphs are emotionally fragile and should be taken care of.

11: You may be missing some tips! Remember to shout the spell while pressing the morpher! Decibel requirements: Both your upstairs and downstairs will complain about you

12: You may lack movement! Remember, after pressing the button on the transformer, you must assume the shape of a wolf on the left, a leopard on the right, an eagle on top, a tiger on the bottom, and a lion in the middle. It is best to have colorful auspicious clouds behind you!

13: You may be missing monsters! As we all know, Ultraman only transforms when a monster appears!

14: Because your father is not Li Gang!

15: You have not officially activated the transformer! Enter the correct product serial number

16: You may not believe in true gods such as Brother Chun and Brother Zeng... so that they sealed your transformation ability

(6) You can Come to our nebula, where you can become Ultraman, but when you get to Mars, your Ultraman performance will disappear, because there are more Ultraman there, and their energy can turn you into a human. You will suffocate to death by then, and when you get to Earth, buy a transformer that will turn you into Ultraman, and you will be able to change, and it will be okay if you change every day. We are very sorry for your current situation. Please use the morpher correctly again to restore your human form.

(7)1 You may not have used Nanfu batteries, resulting in insufficient power output

2 You may have not purchased the genuine version. Please go to our M78 Nebula to purchase the genuine version with an anti-counterfeiting label

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3 It may be that your movements are not in place, you can choose to enroll in our basic transformation class

4 Or you did not shout that I am a brain-dead person and I am proud that I am a brain-dead person and I am proud to become a person. Superman is my favorite

5 or you used it in advance without checking the cooling time

etc. . .

(8) Dear Ultraman Transformation User:

Hello!

The Ultraman transformation system will undergo transformation system maintenance and upgrades from 2010 to 2012. During the maintenance period, you will not be able to transform into Ultraman. Please prepare in advance and inform each other about this. We apologize for the inconvenience caused!

Planet M Ultraman Transformation Company

XX, March XX, 20XX