1． I used to be young and pretty, but unfortunately now my youth is gone and I am just this pretty. 2． Don't laugh at classmates who are dressed like rice dumplings at school, because there is a kind of coldness called your mother thinks you are cold.

3. Why install a light in the refrigerator if it's not to let us get up in the middle of the night to explore for something to eat?

4. Until now, I don’t have a particularly rich friend, can you all be a little bit angry?

5． Don't think that drugs are the only thing in the world that you can't take off if you get them on. If you dare to get them on your long johns on a day like this, try taking them off again!

6. Obviously I buy adult tickets every time I go to the cinema, but I have never watched an adult movie there.

7. Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend money: How can I spend two hundred yuan until the tenth of next month.

8. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face can touch the hang-up button.

9. I saw a friend post on Moments: I broke up with my boyfriend. It was okay to have busy work during the day, but at night I could no longer suppress my inner feelings, and I laughed secretly under the quilt alone. .

10. Is there anything more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet?

11. ?Why do you always fail the class next door? Because the class next door is not taught by you? Get out of here?

12. What's your lung capacity? How can you blow up a bully so much?

13. In summer, I feel like running naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

14. A few days ago, I saw a boy in school uniform talking on the phone. His voice was very loud: How many times have I told you! We broke up! I was born in 2000! You were born in 1998! It’s from the last century! Do you understand or not? www.shuoshuokong.comOld woman! You are not suitable for me! Stop pestering me! ?When I heard this, veins popped out in the hand holding my ID card. It turned out that I was from the last century. . .

15. God gave you a pair of cheating eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes. What a waste of resources.

16. If a friend you have a good chat with online suddenly ignores you, you need to reflect carefully on whether you posted a selfie online.

17. ?Say, what else do you do besides eating? ?Still hungry. ?

18． It’s the end of the year. Dear friends who sell shoes, bags, clothes, toys, luxury watches, mobile phones, facial masks, cosmetics, weight loss pills, and everything else in my QQ space and Moments, please hand over this The advertising fee for this year, and the booth fee for next year, thank you, and I wish us a happy cooperation.

19. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

20． In today's society, it is no longer useful to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it becomes popcorn, what should run will still run away.

21. Now I have my willfulness, but I am short of money.

22. ?How do I get my loved one to contact me? ?Isn’t this simple? Wouldn't it be over if I borrowed money from him? ?

23. There are really too many scammers nowadays, everyone should be careful! ! Someone just said it was so cold that it was so cold. I followed him for three streets and I didn’t see him being so cold! ! !

24. If you are so tall, why don't you play basketball? If you are so short, why don't you sell sesame seeds?

25. Being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness. If you don’t do it well, you are likely to fall asleep?

26. Sometimes if you don't push yourself, you won't know that pushing yourself is useless.

27. After many years of marriage, I slept until midnight. My husband suddenly turned around and hugged my wife tightly and said, Wife: This life is too short. My wife woke up and heard her husband's words and was moved to tears. The husband then said: I can't even cover my fucking feet.