2, the long road of life has been confused.

Don't call me arrogant, I just don't deal with animals.

4, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

5. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but a bitch who laughs.

6. When I was a child, my toys were my friends. When I grew up, my friends treated me as toys.

7. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.

8. I'm easy to mix. The only thing I can afford to put down now is chopsticks.

9. Apart from teeth, it is difficult to extricate yourself from love!

10, I never say people, I only say myths. Who is whose husband? It's all temporary

1 1. The age at which profligacy is allowed is called youth.

12, I have been in contact with people for a long time, and I like dogs more and more. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

13, spending money is better than not spending money.

14, I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

15, young people don't work hard and grow up to be male prostitutes.

16, I prefer Naruto, because when I die, a village of Japanese will die.

17. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil.

18, love is like a ghost, many people believe it, but few people see it.

19, don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

20. My life is not decided by the sky, and the sky will destroy me.

2 1, as long as the prison is not yellow, I will continue to be rampant.

22, not a social person, actually talking about society.

23. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

24, women are trouble, men like to ask for trouble.

25. If the world is not dirty, how can it be sad?

26. Looking at your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when they made you.

27, play hey, think about it, take a small picture.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let her husband know.

29, men have always been strong, women are also confused.

30. I won't do anything I regret. I only do things that you regret.

3 1, be nice to yourself, because life is not long, be nice to people around you, because you may not meet them again in the next life.

32. No one has died since ancient times, and people are afraid of hammering for experience.

33. Men look at their wrists and women look at their faces.

34. The beauty of a woman is an advantage, and the beauty of life is a skill.

35. More than eight kings are shallow, and there are big brothers everywhere.

36. What's wrong with being a gangster? Shit, I'm not joining the party?

37, class, this physics, sorry, continue next class.

38. Brothels are full because people are lonely.

39. I am ugly, so you should be patient.

40, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will hit you.

4 1, tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

42, waving the banner of the image, smashing B without spending money.

43. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke.

44. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

45. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

46. You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called deep art..

47. Kneel on the road you choose. Just be the first one, not the second one.

48. Male bosses always want to have a female secretary around them and have nothing to do.

49. Bitch is ruthless but deducts human joys and sorrows, while player sings human joys and sorrows without meaning.

50. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

5 1, advertising is to tell others that money can be spent like this.

52. Failure is the mother of success, but failure leads to habitual abortion.

53. If you can't catch the sand, just lift it.

54. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

55. If you want to lose, you will lose to the pursuit. If you want to marry, marry happiness.

56. After the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?

57. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

59. People don't know how good it is to taste water without knowing its depth.

60. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.

6 1, save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

62. For people with impotence, premature ejaculation is just an extravagant hope.

I can give up my choice, but I can't choose to give up.

Sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.

65, big gold chain and small watch, three small barbecues a day.

66. Some things don't need to be argued, but they obey on the surface and resist secretly.

67. People are different from dogs because of all kinds of red flowers.

68. What a person shows off is what he lacks in his heart.

69. People who aim at the top of the mountain will not covet the scenery on the mountainside.

70. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?