Dong Zhuo-"I am so angry that I want to find someone to calm down!" "

Cao Cao-"Talking about peace is also one of the weapons."

Guan Yu-"If you feel the shadow, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. However, our brothers are not afraid of shadows because we are the sunshine behind each other. "

Grandpa-"If I don't tell you, I can't remember. You have to have amnesia to remember it. "

Liu Beixiu-"I believe that love can definitely change history."

Cao Cao-"There is nothing in this world that should not be done."

Ma Chao-"A handsome boy is the killer of a teacher's milk, and a beautiful woman is the killer of a boy. "

Huang Zhong-"Just giving love is fruitless."

Zhou Yu-"Politics is about the balance of terror, and politics has no eternal enemies."

Zhou Yu-"I'm so smart!"

Little Joe-"You are hopelessly clever, but you will never understand me!" "

Cao Cao-"No matter how eccentric your personality is, there must be weaknesses!" "

Cao Cao-"Love is like practicing martial arts. Only by finding the right martial arts cheats can we become peerless martial arts. " Feng Chu-"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

Sun Shangxiang-"Happiness is having a secret that only belongs to two people."

Liu Beixiu-"People say that when God closes a door, he will definitely open a window for you."

Art teacher-"My favorite person, what is our favorite person?" The people we love most are the people you want to see, see, smell and touch most. "

Wang Yun-"It is best to run by everyone and by yourself. As the saying goes, whoever leaves will leave traces, whoever lives will leave neighbors, and whoever climbs will leave stairs. "

Others: 1. So so, so so ~

2. Liu Bei: My name is Liu Mingbei, and my name is Xuande. I am the son of Wang Jing in Zhongshan. Because my family is poor, I am poor. The most expensive thing about me is that I have noble blood. Unfortunately, my blood type is O, and every time I sell blood, it is very cheap. What a pity!

3. Liu Beixiu: Zhao Yun was on a very long board, and then he shook (Zhao Yun saved a dou in Changhanbo).

4. Liu Bei: Uncle Fu, not Big Brother.

5. Guan Yu: The yellow turban insurrectionary colleges and universities are becoming more and more arrogant now.

Zhang Fei: Yes, as soon as I entered the school, I grabbed the teaching equipment, the registration fee and the nutritious lunch. Er, I heard that the male and female teachers in a school were taken off last time, and even the principal's underwear was taken away.

Guan Yu: Really?

Zhang Fei: Of course it's fake.

Guan Yu: Wow, you can be a little more boring.

6. Liu Bei: It doesn't matter if you like to fight, but you can't have stones in your head. Brain stones are idiots. There are so many of them, but there are only three of us. This is not a battle. This is called a siege.

7. Guan Yu: How can it not be a crisis? Now growth is the most critical.

Zhang Fei: Is it worse than going to the toilet without toilet paper?

Guan Yu: Of course.

8. Dong Zhuo: I'm possessed. I can't help it, but I'm simple. I just want to keep hurting people. Isn't that simple enough?

9. There are fake breasts. Who knows if your admission notice is false? Zhang Fei: My breasts are real!

Guan Yu: That's not the point!

10. Affectionate A Biao Sao (finale): A Biao, I am sorry for you again! My people are yours, my heart is Zhao Yun's, my spirit is Guan Yu's, my soul is Liu Bei's and my life is Lu Bu's. But now I will be the summoner of President Cao.

1 1. Liu Beixiu: You have tried very hard to feed the chicken tea, very hard, but the chicken will not lay tea eggs.

12. Zhang Fei (with a naive face): Big Brother, I am a big stone in my chest, and so are you! 13. It's good to have someone to sleep with me. I heard that dogs have yin and yang eyes before, but it turned out to be true. I kept seeing Ah Piao, dangling in front of me, so scared! (Dong) According to

14. I have a question. Who wants to be called a pig? I am the great Dong Zhuoye. How can I be called a pig? Especially after I lost weight, my face became so thin. (Dong) According to

15. I want to hypnotize myself, not beef, not beef, but cow shit! (Still Dong) 16. Liu Beixiu: Third brother, you haven't practiced Bagua Boxing, but you have practiced Bagua Mouth.

17. Jiao Niang: Eh, playing dumb won't do much. Zhang Fei: Playing dumb won't make a big mistake. 18. "Yes, the goal was successful. I am really a dog with all my wishes! " (Dong) According to

19. Female veterinarian: "Be good, it's okay. Just checking. Come, I'll give you a kiss. " Liu Beixiu, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: "No!" Female veterinarian: "What's the matter?" Liu Beixiu, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: "Nothing." Dong: "If I kiss you, I will die. Really, let me have fun! " Come on, beauty, French kiss. "

20. Zhou Yu: I heard that Dean Cao's sneeze shook all corners of the country ~ Cao Cao: Vice President Zhou yawned and set off a huge wave ~

2 1. Sun Shangxiang: This is my own external skill "Big Soldier Gas Coagulation" Zhang Fei: "Big Ice Cream"?

22. Zhang Fei: Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

23. Zhang Fei: Are you sure?

24. Zhou Yu: I always think that you will cheat our eldest lady. Liu Beixiu: Don't use intuition indiscriminately. My intuition is that you will cheat little Joe in our class.

25。 Teacher: "Sorry, A Biao's family is very busy worshipping ancestors. One uncle, four husbands and seven brothers play cards, three aunts, six grandmothers and nine sisters cook, and two nephews, five nephews and eight grandsons burn incense. Excuse me, how many relatives have come to Abiao's house? " Please lift your feet if you can. "... teacher:" your feet are cramped and you can't lift them. Haven't you said this question many times? Ok, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you will, Liu Bei, Liu Bei "Liu Beixiu:" What did you ask just now? "Teacher:" What did I ask just now? I asked, how many relatives have been to Abiao's house? Liu Beixiu: "I don't know how many relatives have come to their family, but I just heard that there are eight Sun Shangxiang in their family. "

Sun Shangxiang said, "Have you ever loved?" Lv Meng (shyly): "Miss, please don't seduce me. 27. (Liu Bei got the key word "Xiang" because A Xiang invaded his heart, and when he heard the word "Xiang", his heart ached. At this moment, Xiao Qiao came. Joe: Mushrooms, bananas, cigarettes, soap, champagne with coriander, perfume with sesame oil, incense burner, vanilla sausage and Ji Xiang. (At this time, Liu Bei has bled from seven holes. ) 28 Liu Beixiu: My surname is Liu Mingbei, the son of Wang Jing in Zhongshan. Some people call me Beibei. Liu Xuande is me, and I am Liu Xuande. (Ha ha ha ha) It's just that nobody calls me Ade. (Ha ha ha ha) 29 Chinese teacher: Wolves and tigers, and swallows, obviously ~

Xiao Qiao said to Guan Yu: You must persist in chasing girls until the last second. You can't stop until the girl tells you to stop. Otherwise, you must be brave enough to chase them, you know? Cao Cao: I see! Xiao Qiao: I'm not asking you.

3 1 Liu Bei (revised): There is a yearning. Needless to say, the first string will always ring (think about it); The second string will ring (think); It turns out that every string is loud (thinking)

Liu Bei (Xiu): Stay. Or I'll go with you. A Xiang: Hey, do you have a new series? Liu Bei (Xiu): Listen to this! Come here quickly. Or you can come with me! Zhang Fei: Even if time and space are destroyed, I want brave enough to love.

Zhang Fei: This meal was so rich that I ate a kilo. Guan Yu: Did you eat more than a kilo? Zhang Fei: Yes, at least eight catties? Liu Beixiu: ... You are so surprised! ~

Wang Dadong: Tiramisu said that the enjoyment full of sin will relax a lady's tight abdomen. Marotta said to the Iliad, Liu Bei (Xiu) and Sun Shangxiang: What are you looking at? Never seen such a handsome man! Cao Cao: Everyone has friends. Liu Beixiu: Is it cholesterol? Cao Cao: That's a waste of time.

39. A Xiang: From tomorrow, we will be classmates. Are you happy? Liu Bei (Xiu): Not bad. A Xiang: Ah ~ ~ Not bad! Liu Bei (Xiu): The highest grade, not bad, plus est! (Cute) A Xiang: Actually, in my opinion, your music is not bad, and it is the highest level. Add est! (shy+blushing)

40. Hua Tuo: I am happy about the treatment that will change history. Zhang Fei: If you don't get to the point, I'll let you change history!

4 1. Cao Cao: Hua Tuo, I really admire you more and more. I believe you will be a celebrity forever. Liu Bei (Xiu): I promise he will! (Everyone looks at him together) Why? Can't predict the future! (guilty ~ ~)

42. Sun Shangxiang: Who will arrive first tomorrow or in the future? Liu Bei (Xiu): It turns out that I will arrive first tomorrow, because there is no future between us. How can I get there first? 43. Liu Bei (Xiu): So, what is the only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people? ! A Xiang: Ordinary people, the only extraordinary opportunity is (blushing+approaching ing) to talk about an extraordinary love! ! Liu Bei (Xiu) os: Alas, we are really destined for an extraordinary love! !

44. Zhang Fei: As the saying goes, today is not easy to try! Today's exam, you cheat today, if you don't do it today, it will be too late!

45. Cao Cao: You have also seen the Art of War! (Jing ING~) Sun Tzu's Art of War is a collection of tactics written by Cao Jiazu at the risk of dying. Cao Jiazu taught his children not to pass it on to his daughter, and now it is locked in my new multi-security titanium vault. Brother Liu, although we are good friends, I still have to ask you carefully. Liu Beixiu: Oh! Cao Cao: How did you know about this plan? Liu Beixiu: Well, it's written in the plan! ~ Cao Cao: ~ ~ Ah, ha, ha, ha ~ ~ It says, how could I forget.

46. Zhang Fei: I'm afraid Jiang Gan has disappeared. Liu Beixiu: It disappeared. Is it serious? Guan Yu: Brother, of course it's serious. Ma Chao: For people, flying without wings means death.

47. Zhang Fei: Big Brother, I don't care if you are real or fake, cooked, roasted, fried or smoked. You will always be my big brother.

48. Guan Yu: Yun, you look really pale. Hua tuo: I agree, it's really bad, worse than healthy stool. (Others solemnly nod. )

49. Dong Zhuo: Dragging a stick and beating a thousand boards means that you are guilty, but not dead means that you are not guilty. 50. Hugh: No one has ever understood me, loved me, cared for me, cared for me and stuck to me like you. I think what I have now is that you have brought me unprecedented happiness. Hey, I really want to use Vrisula Bach to freeze this moment, freeze this moment only for us, now and forever,

It is highly recommended: which will arrive first tomorrow or in the future? It turns out that I will arrive first tomorrow. She and I have no future at all. How can we get there first?