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99 self-deprecating sentences
First, you laugh that I am different from others, and I laugh that you are the same as others.

Second, ego is the only evil. Because of yourself, you missed the divinity.

Third, life is like a period. Isn't it true to teach you some blood?

Fourth, you are like my period. I'm tired of seeing you, but I didn't see the panic you remembered.

I admit that when I laugh at you, I also laugh at my timidity.

6. Sometimes people are good at deceiving themselves, because at least they can comfort themselves.

7. Loving ourselves will only make us lonelier, and loving others will make us happier.

Eight, starting today, smile every day, except for life and death, everything is a small matter.

9. The reporter asked: Are you happy? Suddenly, a passerby broke out: My name is Li.

Don't give up because of others' ridicule, try to give it to those who look down on you.

Do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? Is that you don't have a plate

If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

Pets and love are two different things. Pets can have no communication, but love can't

I'm used to smiling when others look at me, and then being expressionless when others can't see me.

Fifteen, people are really stupid when they are full, and they are smart from the inside out when they are hungry.

Sixteen, feelings are like this. If you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, someone will always hurt you.

Seventeen, is there a time, so simple, you listen to the song and inadvertently think of me?

18. Remember, the truth will only make fate laugh at you more and tear up your dreams.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

The most painful thing in the world is that I have taught you love, but the person around you is no longer me.

Twenty-one, China Wildlife Conservation Association reminds you: stay away from dangerous senior, protect endangered senior.

22. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

Twenty-three, don't always say that your weather-beaten face is not outstanding in beauty and ugly.

24. Later, we all proved that we were loved by making each other sad.

Twenty-five, affectionate is the most ruthless, and great love is comparable to no love; The person who loves you the most is always yourself.

Twenty-six, my mother doesn't have to worry about my study anymore. She won't light anywhere with a lighter.

Twenty-seven, reluctantly refused to keep you, because I know that you are just used to my existence.

My relationship with the media is very unusual. The food I ate was reported in the news.

Twenty-nine, maybe one day, we will: hold someone's hand and forget him.

Thirty, the so-called eternal love, from flower to flower, from beauty to white hair.

The so-called love is having someone who makes you cry one moment and makes you laugh the next.

32. Dreams make people break free from the shackles of morality and see the prototype of their emotional life.

33. Every relationship always has a full stop. My love for you, only death is the end.

34. I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is where my dream begins.

35. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

Honey, it's not that I don't miss you, it's not that I don't miss you, it's that I'm afraid my head is wet.

One of the biggest challenges in life is to keep yourself in a world where you have lost yourself.

With a smile, blood blooms. Even if you laugh at the future, you should laugh till the end of time.

Smile when you encounter abuse, ridicule or cold eyes. Look down and be happy to be yourself.

Forty, being strong is not just not giving in to the big and the big, but not changing yourself in the face of setbacks.

Forty-one, I laugh that love can't take a train, fly or send a courier for you, but you are still in the beloved!

Forty-two, I have walked the road you have walked and seen the days you have seen. Can I come near you?

Forty-three, earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but my technology is very high!

44, sometimes! The envy of others! Is the deepest scar in my heart! More hurtful than insult and ridicule!

Forty-five, seeing everything about you, my heart will still hurt inexplicably. If you are hurt, love will cry.

Forty-six, the first blood pressure test was actually on the high side. The reason I gave was that I was too excited for the first time.

In other words, I have a female colleague named Li Rui and a male colleague named Li.

48. Humility is the diluted self, but without it, how can you dilute it?

49. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. Just press it and people will come out!

Fifty, people live with desire and self. Desire begs all the way, and the individual peddles along the street.

5 1. Mom: Don't do this and don't do that. what do you want to do? Me: I want to be Madame Curie.

Fifty-two, one day, 5 million fell from the sky and beat me unconscious. When I woke up, someone else picked up the money!

53. Many times, you have to smile and act like everything is all right, and then walk away with tears in your eyes.

54. There are some things you don't want to happen, but you have to accept them. Some people cannot be lost, but they have to let go.

55, people! Always in constant pursuit of self, often lost in the pursuit of self.

56. I also want to listen carefully in class and think carefully after class. But the reality is to sleep in class and go crazy after class.

Fifty-seven, after I die, I should have free WiFi in front of my grave, so that people will often come to see me.

Fifty-eight, remember that I am still the last retreat, as long as I am not numb, as long as I am warm.

Fifty-nine, * * often taunts others and is happy. Wise people often laugh at themselves and entertain others.

What am I to you? You are a lot of fish, how can you be a snack, because you are really redundant.

People often say that this person or that person has not found himself yet. But the self will not be discovered by anyone, it should be created.

Sixty-two, don't say that Tom, who hasn't eaten mutton, cats and mice for five years, hasn't eaten mice since 1940.

63. A humble heart is like a heart full of weeds and flowers. It does not make fun of the outside world, nor does it care about the ridicule of the world.

Sixty-four, I think that constant self-breakthrough, self-adjustment and self-correction are the driving force for life to climb up.

Sixty-five, you don't have to lose yourself by accommodating, and you don't have to offend anyone to protect yourself. Everyone has good people.

I walk alone every night and swing everywhere. How cold it is. I used to fight for myself and never knew her pain.

Don't be too hard on yourself, don't laugh at yourself from time to time, and then you will like yourself more and more.

Sixty-eight, people are full of energy, self-repentance, self-reflection and self-growth; Don't complain to anyone.

Sixty-nine, life is actually a process of self-knowledge, self-mastery and self-improvement, constantly adjusting from theory to practice.

You should learn to be yourself and face your true self. As long as you do this, you need not be afraid of anything.

Seventy-one, the relationship nourishes the self, which is the side of the self, and the solitude weakens the self, which is the root of the self.

Seventy-two, the little sunflower mother starts class: the child's cough is always bad, most of them don't want to go to school to dress up, just have a meal.

Why is there no coffee ribbon floating around when I eat dove? Why can't you see a big piece of beef when you eat Master Kong?

Seventy-four, when I really understand the meaning of the word "good years", you are gone.

Seventy-five, the most fake sentence in the world is: "Students, let me say a few words briefly!" "

Seventy-six, Wukong swore: "Tang Priest, you are a dead pervert, even the bell is set as a spell!" "

Seventy-seven, self-observation, self-seeking; Self-renewal and continuous purification; Self-cultivation, not seeking outside; Self-separation, regardless of internal and external.

Seventy-eight, self is actually just an attitude towards things. Everyone cherishes their own selves, but at the same time they reject others' selves.

There is a positive warm beauty in the world, which is close to the earth and lurking in the deep valley. The height of reigning over everything will only constitute self-mockery in the end.

However, those frivolous days are too old for ourselves, and we have learned to be tempted before we learn to cherish our responsibilities.

If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

Eighty-two, none of us will believe that we will die, especially when we live in a sober self-world, the stronger this feeling is, at least I have.

Eighty-three, when I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "and then?" As a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.

What I want in the future is not a dodder flower or a greenhouse, but a shrub. Even if I can't be a tree in the future, I can at least live.

Eighty-five, later I learned that people who have no self can't find themselves wherever they go. And lonely people, no matter who is next to them, are still lonely.

Eighty-six, if fate means a second time. I smiled. I laughed at myself. If fate means enjoying each other. I smiled. I laughed at myself.

87. The process of spiritual maturity is a process of self-discovery and self-exploration. It is difficult for us to know others unless we know ourselves first.

I still remember that at the beginning, I just wanted to smile at you and let you feel the warmth like sunshine. Then I laughed, and I mocked my wishful thinking.

Eighty-nine, when men cheat, IQ is second only to Einstein; Women catch rape, and reasoning is second only to Sherlock Holmes. ...

90. Life is a game of self. Only those who dare to be cruel to themselves have a chance to surpass themselves and win the final victory. "

9 1. When we decide to pursue ourselves, think carefully whether we have gradually deviated from ourselves, or are following the trend, and ultimately pursue ourselves.

92. Self is nourished by stimulation, which is a necessary prerequisite for self-existence. If there is no pleasure, the ego is even prepared to live with pain, but stimulation is needed.

93. Some people ignore dullness, think that dullness has no waves and a rigid lifestyle, so they begin to compete in the snobbish field of life and put on different masks of life.

94. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

95. I don't know since when, laughter has become my way of expressing all emotions, laughing at injustice, laughing at stupidity, laughing at helplessness, wry smile, and self-deprecating after falling out of love.

96. I have always been extremely enthusiastic about life, and I will not lament the spring and autumn. Laugh at others occasionally and be ready to laugh at yourself at any time. Walking on the edge of time, be careful not to wake it.

97. I smile at the past, smirk at the present and smile at the future. Over the years, life has taught me to kill time with silence. Facing life, I can't resist earning but silently bow my head to adapt.

Ninety-eight, ldquo They despise each other but interact with each other, making themselves mean together-this is the true face of the so-called "friends" in the world. "

99. If you just stare at the status quo and don't make progress, you have no hope. However, just thinking about it is like a corpse lying on the wasteland, waiting for the weathering of time and nature. Passers-by just glanced indifferently. The body is laughing at itself.