1. If a medium-rare steak meets a medium-rare steak on the road, why don’t you say hello?

Because they are not familiar with it.

2. What is the use of a human nose?

Without a nose, there would be no place for nose hairs and snot to live.

3 What do African cannibal chiefs eat?

A: People!

Q: One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?

A: Eat a vegetable.

5 If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, who owns this car~

Answer: If

6. Forgetful Water Who gave it? ...........

Answer: Aha~~~

Reason: "Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water~~~~"

7. What does it mean to cry three times?

555 cigarettes

8. Why do bats often hang upside down?

Because it has gastroptosis.

9. A train takes 6 hours to arrive from point A to point B. Now it has traveled 3 hours. Where should the train be now?

On the railroad tracks.

3. After breakfast, I took a big steamed bun to the toilet. Why was there only half of the steamed bun left when I came out?

He forgot to bring toilet paper.

4. Why does everyone say that Xiaomao eats human flesh without spitting out the bones?

Because he ate a dough maker.

5. Why does my brother never stop when driving a military vehicle at an intersection?

He used to drive a train.

6. Under what circumstances does one plus one definitely not equal two?

A large cup of water added to a pound of flour will only equal one piece of dough.

7. Why do vampires never drink fruit juice or vegetable juice?

Afraid of the cross in "Juice".

8. The male crab drank alcohol because he was afraid of being blamed by his wife. He sprayed cologne on himself and rinsed his mouth before going home. However, before he even entered the house, he was waiting all the way at the door. My wife found it drunk again, why?

Because he walked back straight.

9. Abi will take the English test tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva at Fo Guang Shan answers all requests. He hurriedly went to the mountain to burn incense and pray to the Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to pass the test tomorrow. But he still failed the English test the next day. Why?

Because the Bodhisattva cannot understand English, he cannot make the crossing!

10. If a person encounters 10 lions on his way home, what will he become?

Ten piles of lion poop.

11. What should you do when your girlfriend keeps pestering you for stars in the sky?

Punch her hard and ask her if she wants the moon

12. Which comes first, the dentist or the toothache?

Toothworm

13. Cosmetics make women’s faces beautiful, but who’s faces become ugly?

The man who pays

14. Wang Jing is a polite person, but when does he not invite others in when someone knocks on the door?

He is in the toilet

15. What is the most painful thing for birds?

Cannot ascend to heaven after death

16. Wang Jing took 100 yuan to the store and bought 75 yuan of stuff, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why?

He only gave the boss 80 yuan

17. What kind of person hopes to have as many children as possible?

Children's product manufacturer

18. What is the last thing a person should do before death?

Breathe your last breath

19. How big of a ship is needed to transport a 5-ton piece of wood from upstream to downstream?

No need for a boat, just float

20. A full passenger plane fell from a high altitude, but no one was injured.

Why?

All dead

21. Wang Jing, who graduated from junior high school, studied high school and university courses by himself. What is his education level?

Arrogance

22. What is the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog?

One is the prince and the other is the dog

23. What is the difference between a flea and a lion?

Have you ever seen fleas on a lion?

24. On January 1, 2000, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it was?

Breathe

25. Who knows best how many stars there are in the sky?

God knows

26. Under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers?

Tiger is in love

27. What does tit for tat mean?

Tooth extraction and denture

28. Wang Jing and Wang Jing died in a secret room. There was only a puddle of water and broken glass on the ground. May I ask the cause of their death?

They are goldfish

29. What food is produced in the east, south, west and north?

Gua

30. Wang Jing is ugly and has no money, but two handsome men fight to the death in order to marry her. Why?

Whoever loses will marry her

31. Why do only female mosquitoes suck blood?

There are no inconveniences for male mosquitoes for a few days

32. What can a coward eat to make him brave?

How courageous a dog is

33. When does the dick feel the best?

The boss is not here

34. Why did Guan Gong die so miserably?

A beauty has a bad life

35. Which coin of the same value in 1992 or 1993 is heavier?

More than "one" in 1993

36. The second time the tortoise and the hare raced, the hare tried his best, but still lost. Why?

The end is at sea

37. What is the thing that should not be seen in broad daylight?

Film

38. What shakes, three becomes five, and five becomes again?

Fan

39. When a ferocious cat saw a mouse, it ran away. Why?

Chasing

40. Wang Jing and his wife have been married for more than ten years and have not given birth to a child, but they have children. Why?

Multiple twins

41. Three people hold an umbrella, and the umbrella is only as big as one person, but none of them got wet. Why?

It didn’t rain.

42. Wang Jing was twelve years old when he was in the first year of junior high school. Why was he still twelve years old in the third year of junior high school?

Only one day apart

43. A dog competed with a frog. Why did the dog win?

No breaststroke allowed

44. Wang Jing participated in the 100-person hula hoop competition and persisted until the last moment, but was disqualified from the championship.

Why?

Too fat and stuck

45. What parts does the pen consist of?

Bamboo, wool

46. Why are modern people increasingly dishonest in their words?

The appearance of the phone

47. All of Wang Jing’s working friends have gone to sea, why doesn’t he?

Afraid of drowning

48. The cruel king asked the honest Wang Jing to buy a hundred pigs, but Wang Jing only brought back 99 pigs. Why?

No need to answer! If you want to know the answer to this question, please leave a message!

49. A horror movie is being played in the cinema. The whole audience is screaming, but Xiaoying in the cinema is laughing. Why?

She was watching a comedy in another cinema

50. An eagle was flying in the sky. Suddenly it started to rain and the eagle fell down. Why?

It used its wings to cover the rain, so it fell down

51. What is the best way to keep your eyes open for the longest time?

Let that person die with his eyes open

52. In addition to saving time and effort than stairs, what is the biggest advantage of elevators?

What if the wrestling doesn’t go all the way?

53. Why do ants crawl on the sugar jar?

Because the lid was not closed

54. The hungry big bad wolf saw a lost lamb on the grassland. He jumped over and was about to have a meal. After just saying a word to it, the big bad wolf turned around and left obediently. What did the little sheep say?

The little sheep pointed at a tiger gearing up in the grass behind him, and said to the big bad wolf tremblingly, it...came first!

55. There was a fat man and a thin man walking together. The fat man was suddenly hit by a falling high-voltage wire. The fat man died. The thin man did not touch the fat man or the wire, but he also died. Why?

Fried to death

56. Why are Japanese legs shorter?

Because there are many earthquakes, the center of gravity is more stable with short legs!

57. There is a man wearing a safety helmet with a fan tied underneath, holding an electric fan and a kettle in his hands, and wearing skates

where is he going?

Mental Hospital

58. There was a train traveling at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour. During the train, a passenger suddenly opened the door and ran out, but was not injured at all. Why?

Because the passengers opened the doors of two carriages and ran out to another carriage!

59. What is the difference between tragedy and comedy?

Comedies turn into tragedies when no one watches them.

60. Someone did all the good deeds in his life, but he was still struck to death by lightning. How could this happen?

Accident.

61.Do cats have fleas?

Cats only give birth to kittens.

62. Some people say that it is difficult to see penguins in the Arctic. Why?

There are no penguins in the Arctic.

63. What’s wrong with sitting in the lobby with a toilet?

Corrupt officials.

64. Who is keen on spending the money saved by the living on the dead?

A filial son and a virtuous grandson.

65. When can people most feel that the earth is constantly rotating?

When drunk.

66. Do you know the place you can only go to and never come back from?

The underworld.

67. If a warehouse storing what items catches fire, valuable items will not be lost?

Vault.

68. What is a person’s lifelong event?

Death.

69.Why does Xiao Cong like to read in a room without lights?

Daytime.

70. Do you know which store cannot recruit "salesmen"?

Shroud shop.

71. Why doesn’t Xinhua Bookstore sell books?

It’s foreign.

72. What do you borrow that does not need to be returned?

Light.

73. People say to Adan that her clothes are unbuttoned, but she doesn’t care at all. Why is this?

No deduction.

74. Three people walked down the street holding an umbrella, but they didn’t get wet. Why?

It didn’t rain.

75. Why can Lao Zhang brush his teeth and hum at the same time?

Brush your dentures.

76. How many worms are the scariest when eating an apple?

Half a strip.

77. What will increase in size by half when it is turned upside down?

6.

78. What is something that belongs to you, but others often use it?

Name.

79. Where can you always find happiness?

Dictionary.

80. What is the biggest difficulty in "grinding an iron pestle (rod) into a needle"?

The eye of a needle.

81 What is more likely to be sold at a higher price?

Scrap.

82. What kind of ball is getting bigger and bigger?

Prickly pear.

83. Dad is filling the thermos bottle, and mom is putting water in to wash clothes. What does Xiao Cong want to do at this time?

Urine.

84. Do you use chopsticks or a spoon when eating?

Mouth.

85. What keeps rising but never falls?

Age.

86. What becomes more dirty the more it is laundered?

Clay figurine.

87. Xiao Cong fried a pot of red beans and soybeans, and then poured the beans on the plate. How to make the red beans and soybeans occupy one side of the plate?

One of each.

88. What kind of "electricity" doesn't shock people?

Congratulatory message.

89. What is the animal closest to humans?

Lice.

90. There are several holes in the newly bought woolen sweater. Why?

How to wear it without holes.

91. What has no legs but can travel day and night?

Clock

92. What thing has only one foot but travels to every corner of the house?

Broom.

93. What started dancing just after it died?

Falling leaves.

94 What can carry a hundred bales of hay but cannot carry a grain of sand?

River water.

95. What has no mouth but can make a sound, has no feet but can run to the end of the world, has no hands but can hit people with pain, and is gone before it appears?

Wind.

96. What white thing is put in the mouth and yellow thing is put in the soil?

Rice.

97. What has countless leaves but no roots?

Book.

98. What runs around day and night but never leaves its bed?

River water.

99. What cannot be used until it is broken?

Eggs.

100. When something breaks, everyone applauds?

World record.

101. What can be destroyed without touching it?

Promise.

102.Why do wedding rings symbolize eternity?

It has no head and no tail.

103. What is the most unsociable person in the world?

Milestones. They never stand together.

104. What questions must you answer “yes” to?

"How do you pronounce y-e-s?"

105. Pandas are from China, koalas are from Australia, so where are wild wolves?

Motorcycle shops across the country

106. Why do some people have three hands?

Pickpocket

107. What kind of knife is sharpened so that it not only fails to hurt others, but also brings disaster to yourself?

Skate

108. Why do typhoons only happen in summer?

Because they hibernate in winter

109. Why did the dinosaurs perish?

Because it is called "the dragon that may perish"

110. Why is the giraffe's neck so long?

Because its head is so high, it has to use such a long neck to pick it up.

111. Which part of the earth’s surface is never illuminated by the sun?

All, because the earth does not emit light, it can never reach the sun.

112. Why don’t the police hold umbrellas when it rains?

You are not afraid of bullets and bullets, but are you still afraid of getting wet in the rain?

113. Two owls were chatting, and one of them claimed that he could go out during the day without wearing sunglasses. Why?

Because it was a blind owl

114. A little bird accidentally flew into Kiss disco and suddenly fell down. What happened?

The volume was too loud and it covered its ears with its wings, so it fell down.

115. Why does a paper airplane cost 100 million yuan?

Because that piece of paper is a check for 100 million yuan

116. Recruit A Guo: "Report to the squad leader! There is a fly in my soy milk." Why did the squad leader say nothing happened< /p>

Tell him

Don’t worry, drink it, there will be no problem?

Because the spider in the steamed bun will get rid of the fly.

117. A person suffers from high blood pressure. The doctor said that as long as he doesn’t eat too much salt, he will be fine. But after hearing this, he decides to move. Why?

Because his family lives in a saltwater area.