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The hero.-Essien Giro? Kang Yu's classic quotations:

"You can treat men as dogs, but do you dare to treat dogs as men?"

"In the future, if my rival in love is a dog, how should I mix?"

"Your handwriting is really ugly. Go home and practice, or I will be ashamed to sign the spouse column in the future. "

"Idiot, can't you see that I'm bribing my future sister-in-law?"

"You sleep in such a big bed. I have to buy a big bed in the future so that I can sleep! "

"Listen, I allow you to like me. However, you have no choice but to grow old together! "

In addition to the above, Ouyang Yanyan, the heroine's twin sister, once commented on Kang Yu.

"Sister, when Kang Yu looks at others, her eyes are as clear as healthy urine, but when she looks at you, her eyes are as dirty as thick phlegm."

Although the description is a bit shocking, it is correct.

So, the heroine Ouyang Miaomiao was beautifully abducted by Kang Yu. ...

Hong Jiu's We Don't Know Each Other.

Yan Yu: You said that we are together. Is this a play?

Xiao Xiang: No. I don't know you very well.

Yu Yan: But you just put your hand on me.

Xiao Xiang: It was an accident.

Yu Yan: Say, do you really need me to be your girlfriend?

Xiao Xiang: No need. We don't know each other very well

Yu Yan: But you put your hand on me again.

Xiao Xiang: That was an accident.

Yu Yan: Xiao Xiang, I have decided to give up on you.

Xiaoxiang: Don't you dare! I've got you!

Yan Yu: However, we are not familiar; It was an accident.

Xiao Xiang: I like meeting strangers, so what?

This is a childhood friend ~ a little yellow ~ hehe ~ and their children's descendants ~ all changed from small belly black to big belly black, especially the feeling of vomiting blood when the man's sentence "We don't know" competed with the woman, which gradually induced the woman's itch ~ ~ ~ Later, all black people began to plan their new round of the story of wolves eating little red riding hood ~ ~ It was a complete surprise ~

Good Marriage by Stefanie Gu

Introduction:

There are many versions of Chen Liang's story, but each version tells the same person.

15-year-old Chen Liang is standing on the flag-raising platform of the school with a microphone: 1 Yan Jishi of Class 4, I think I like you. What should we do?

When giving help: ...

Eighteen-year-old Chen Liang is in the street where people come and go in a foreign land: Do you smoke? Do you have a girlfriend? How's the relationship?

When giving help: ...

Chen Liang, 20, rushed into a strange university campus: Should I start chasing you? If you wait any longer, I'm afraid you will be robbed.

When giving help: ...

Chen Liang, I think I'm getting married.

Chen Liang, 26, finally grew up. He smiled and said, OK. Even if I can't arrive, the red envelope will arrive.

He said: no need to bring a red envelope, as long as people come. How can a wedding be without a bride?

But why me? Why now?

Economically speaking, I said it is appropriate to get married because of good luck.

Hope to be adopted by relatives