1. Black stockings. The source of all vomiting.
2. Black and fat.
3. There are acne on the face, it is easy to get angry, there are acne on the forehead, there are acne on the back, and the tiger's back is like a bear's waist. It looks like it came out of the deep mountains and old forests of the Northeast. Unfortunately, it is not a Siberian tiger.
4. Denim shorts or denim jumpsuit.
5. Still using Nuoji.
6. I often buy clothes at a certain store.
7. I always bargain for a long time when buying something, and finally find an excuse to say I don’t want it.
8. There is no jewelry on the whole body.
9. Can’t put on makeup. Note that it is "no", not "no makeup".
10. All skin care products cost less than 100 yuan.
11. Still watching Mango Channel, Happy Camp, Korean dramas, etc.
12. Don’t know how to match hats, glasses, and scarves.
13. Baidu input method QQ browser.
14. A selfie is uploaded simultaneously on Weibo, campus, Douban, and QQ space in Moments.
I have never been out of the province or taken a plane when I was 15 years old.
16. No matter where you go to eat or do anything, always ask if there is wifi. Once you arrive at the store, don’t order before asking for the code.
17. I like to leave my WeChat ID on the Internet, and then a bunch of men will add me, and then my sense of superiority and presence will be overwhelming.
18. Frequently go to the bank counter to withdraw a cash balance of less than 100.
19. The person who has only eaten Dove and tells everyone he likes chocolate the most.
20. Habitually being praised as "cute" rather than "beautiful".
21. Can’t even play a musical instrument.
22. When you go out, you don’t bring your wallet, change, umbrella, or tissues. No matter what you do, you let the boys pay for it. It doesn’t matter whether it’s your boyfriend or not. Even if it’s your boyfriend, you’ll even pretend to grab it. There is no behavior of paying the bill.
23. Always like to show off which boy likes me more, what he has done for me, and then how much I don’t like him, and what is wrong with him.
24. Forget about taking selfies, I thought I would say some irrelevant words to cover up my unconfident but vain heart.
25. While saying that he is a foodie and trying his best to stuff himself with food, he also says that he is too fat and should not eat so much.
26. Forget it if you don’t know how to cook, you still dream of having a boyfriend who can cook.
27. I have a dark history of online dating.
28. I only use beautiful pictures to show off my photos, but I don’t know how to use photoshop.
29. Play lol, poisoned milk powder, cf.
30. Football only knows Messi, basketball only knows Kobe, and tennis only knows Federer.
31. During menstruation, she always said that she was pregnant and what happened next. It was as if the whole world didn’t know she was pregnant, and her friends were shocked as if Japan’s cabinet changed. them.
32. She likes to take selfies while lying on the bed before going to bed, saying that she can't sleep and has insomnia. Then as soon as someone talks to her, she falls asleep and looks for her boyfriend in seconds.
33. Make scissor hands after taking pictures.
34. Frequently swears, always saying "fuck", and then "blah blah blah".
35. I still watch talent competitions such as Happy Boys, and I like writers produced by Zuishi Culture.
36. Japanese actresses are only known to be old and wet.
37. We have been focusing on group buying for 30 years.
38. Various membership cards for fast hotels.
39. Still eating at roadside stalls.
40. Never been to bars or nightclubs.
41. Habitually say casual things, whether it is eating, buying clothes, listening to music or watching movies, to hide your lack of taste.
42. Taking selfies in the fitting room makes it easy for people to see the model number of their mobile phone.
43. Every time you eat barbecue and hot pot, sing and sing, take photos and send me some money, so that others can look like you are having fun day and night.
44. Always appears in photos with others, preferring to be the green leaves that bring out the coolness and nobility of the goddess.
45. Like to send emoticons and emoticons when chatting, this These kind of people are generally very lazy, and they reply with expressions when others type a bunch of words, or this kind of girl is not a cute girl, but prefers to pretend to be cute.
46. Often use lyrics or words from books or movie lines as "personality" signatures.
47. Focused on various Tencent games for thirty years.
48. High school English proficiency, unable to speak English with others for more than three rounds, and then quickly defeated.
49. I followed him a few times on Weibo, and then I thought he was a rich, rich and handsome man. His words made sense, and I reshaped my outlook on him.
50. You like to jokingly call yourself "female silk" to express your humility. In fact, you are a female silk, admit it.