2. Who stirred up feelings in a few words?

3. Ask a woman how ugly she can be, just like an asshole.

Not everyone in love is beautiful.

As long as you live better than me, you will die early.

6. How can I dedicate my youth to people who have no emotions?

7. Love is called love because it looks like fertilization.

I dare not say to you: I miss you at the moment.

9. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

10, look in the mirror for a long time, and you will find yourself in the mirror very strange.

1 1. Play with me and you will lose. You still have to cry if you can't fix it.

12, I don't need to do unnecessary things and get unnecessary harm to unnecessary people.

13, has your family always been bred according to the principle of hybridization?

14, SAO belongs to SAO, SAO has chastity, base belongs to base, and base has dignity.

15, you should be taken out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!

16, you are also sustainable development, from this school to this school now.

17, the school is not a funeral home. Check what remains are left! What are you wearing, mourning clothes and trousers?

18, I think you are looking for someone. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend

19, have you seen the Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

20. Every day is a day. After all, leaving is inevitable.

2 1, shit, you look like 7/2. 7/2 inseparable, no three no four.

22. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally she finds herself the most man.

23. I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best!

24. You made me realize what it means to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. You are dispensable to me now.

25. A girl will never forget the first boy she loved deeply.

26, the sweat on the eyebrows, the tears under the eyebrows, you have to choose the same.

27. How cruel you are to those who love you and how humble you are to those you love.

28. It's not easy to be together. Don't let go of those who have already chosen.

29. Is uselessness kindness? I bit you hard, right? I love you. Is there something wrong?

30. My mother summed up the reason why I am fat in eight words: I can't control my mouth and can't move my legs.

3 1, after time dilution, all the people I care about and those who care about me are left behind.

32, I want to thin into a lightning bolt, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

There are too many dogs in this world, and the messy grass can't be removed and restored in the spring breeze.

34. Having a dream is something to be proud of. You should defend him with actions.

35. The person who can control you is actually the person you love but don't force.

36. Everyone who knows love will meet someone who doesn't.

37. Not everything, but everything.

38. Next time, can you retire proudly and be as crazy as me?

39. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

40. Take your complaints out in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

4 1, which is stronger in China? Laiyuan Jinghua is looking for Niu Niu.

42. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is Grandpa Mao.

43. I can get used to you or change you.

44. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

45. Your left brain is water and your right brain is powder, which will turn into paste when you move.

46. Please cherish the smiling children around you, and be careful that they will die one day.

47. At the moment you want to give up, think about why you insisted on coming here in the first place.

48. The biggest fear of feelings is that when you meet the right person, you have exhausted your best self.

49. When a kite hates the sky, can it fall into the sea without hesitation?

50. If the teacher hadn't said that littering was not allowed anywhere, I would have thrown you away.

5 1. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

52. Roll for me, roll as far as your thoughts go and roll as fast as the speed of light!

53. You are the warmest sunshine in my heart.

54. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

55. I don't want to talk about those who don't love me. They are free and easy but sad.

56. I want to give you the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is yourself.

Forgive me for not being with you when you miss me.

58. How can people who love each other lose to distance and time?

59. When I wake up in the morning, sunshine and you are the future I want.

If you don't love him, let go as soon as possible and don't hurt her again.

6 1, women like bad boys, not bad boys.

62. Listening to English songs is good. I haven't been bored after listening for half a year. Because I don't understand.

63. See if I am so firm in your self-esteem. .

64. You said I was getting fat again. I replied, honey, where are your eyes? I'm obviously just swollen.

65. Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, but now you are not allowed to show porn.

66. After drinking the wine in front of you, you forget that the people behind you did well in the exam, which is called an exam. If you fail in the exam, it is called youth.

67. I can only lift chopsticks now, which is very sad. There is wood, there is wood?

68. The second row of letters on the keyboard means: I cried after falling in love with each other.

69. If you believe him, he is the truth! You love him, he is a god! You don't love her, she is worse than shit!

70. Computers and I have the same language. Every time I look at it gently, it collapses subconsciously.

7 1, I think a rotten apple fell in front of Mr. Newton, otherwise he would never have the mind to think about anything else.

If one day I block your circle of friends, please don't ask me why I just can't afford what you sell.

73. What is April Fool's Day confession? Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king, because failure will be said to be a ghost.

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

75. How did your mother teach you? Some things in life are not mentioned, and every day I know that I am ashamed in front of people.

76. I like to sleep like a dead pig every day, and I will feel particularly satisfied when I wake up.

77. When I got married, my friend gave me a big red envelope. When I opened it, there was nothing in it.

78. If my hand accidentally touched yours, would you avoid it or subconsciously hold it?

79. Internationally, there will really be a person who silently values you and loves you, but will never approach you again.

80. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

8 1, why are those ungrateful people called dogs? How loyal dogs are. Said they were dogs. Ask the dog if it is happy to have such a similar kind!

82. How to refuse the person who professes to you? Tell him I have AIDS, and I won't believe that he is still chasing you.

83. How good my teeth are! Thanks to the blue sky six treatments, I used to have leg cramps, but since I used some big treasures, hey, guess what, my mother doesn't have to worry about my study anymore!

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1. I am not a lady. If you slap me, I won't slap her. That's not like me. If I were you, I would slap her in the face until my hands were numb.

2. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

3, want to come, Wanshui Qian Shan; Once you think about it, things change.

4. The awesome person is not how many backstage people have, but how many backstage people can do.

5, people wandering the rivers and lakes, who can not drink. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

6. Thank you for hurting me to pieces and letting me see the false love.

7, don't fight, don't fight, life is in vain, life is boring.

8. Growing up, the only thing I could put down was chopsticks.

9. Put away your ambiguity and get him out of here.

10, I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

1 1. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

12, the process of people who are most afraid of and care about slowly drifting away is really a heartfelt pain.

13, I don't like taking pictures, I just try my mobile phone pixels occasionally!

14. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

15, I sincerely wish that we will never contact each other, and we will never contact each other again in this life.

16, although I can't help all beings, I can harm the whole life.

17, I am a hypocritical person, because I am afraid of being hurt, so I always like to put myself in a virtual world.

18, I will never change myself to please anyone.

19, I really want to count the stars with you, but it's a pity that your IQ is too low and you can only count the moon.

Time is the best medicine. I hope that after a long time, the heart that misses you will never hurt.

2 1. Look down on me now, and don't beg me in a few years.

Don't like me too much, I'm not as good as you think.

23. Let the house price rise more violently!

24. It was dark and my sister fell into your cesspit. I tried to climb and climb, and finally climbed up. You'd better be your cesspit, and I'll go on my way.

25, dumping people, of course, is to return to the earth with joy and carefree to meet the forest.

26. Don't hate men all over the world for one man.

A strong woman will cry, but she will never give up.

28. Lack of love is no reason for indulgence. Loneliness will not be an excuse for depravity.

29. We kept rummaging through the old memories, but we never found ourselves at that time.

30. I have been scolding my girlfriend. If I'm polite to you, I'm sorry, we don't know each other!

3 1, don't be the first, just be the only one.

32. Look at the world with a high attitude. There is no need to worry about trifles.

33. Missing after breaking up is called meanness.

34. If I were brave, would the result be different? If I had persisted, would my memories be different?

35. I loved, hurt and cried before I knew that if it wasn't mine, I shouldn't have it.

36. Society has turned a weak girl into a competitive girl!

If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!

38. In this world, the person who loves you the most will always be yourself, because no one will be stupid enough to hurt himself.

39. Ugly people can get married, and beautiful people can be single!

40. The end of the contract was just a chance meeting.

4 1, if waiting can only become waiting, the ending is just my sadness.

42. A whore is always a whore. You can't change your figure.

43. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day!

44. At the moment I said goodbye, no one knew how tired I was. I just want to fall asleep, not wake up.

45. The reward of your efforts is to let others see and recognize your efforts.

46. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

47. My heart is like that cookie. I can't help you breaking and soaking it!

48. A woman who has the ability to be willful will also have the ability to be strong.

49. What about being abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself, and I love myself.

Don't say no until you have tried!

5 1, cry if you want, laugh happily, and don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.

52, editing life silhouette, looking for lost memories, being named as the past, being excluded from reality.

53. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

54. It turns out that feelings are such a child's play. If you are tired of playing, you will lose it.

55. The most painful thing is not parting, but the billions after parting.

Please take my ashes with you. If you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time!

57. I just want you to see me and pretend to be a passerby in my corner.

58, sad because of you, happy but not because of you.

59, the deepest love, but ultimately can not reach the time.

60. You're kidding me. I will write your name on my underwear and beat you to death with my fart.

6 1, don't mess with me when I'm not smiling at you.

62. Much ado about nothing.

63. If it's just a joke forever, do you dare to play with me to the death?

64. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn!

65. We are so happy in the photo.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

67. When you are not online, I always stare at your information in a daze.

68. I don't want to move or talk, so I don't move, even if China moves.

69. One day, someone will come into your life and let you know why you have no result with others.

70. If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

7 1, the Statue of Liberty tells us that reading is better than burning.

72. When he said he loved you, he didn't mean it. Don't be moved easily.

73. If the relationship is long-term, when will you remain unmarried?

74. Thank you for accompanying me through those days. It's neither long nor short, but it's hard to remember.

75. I won't depend on others because I'm fed up with disappointment.

76. After drinking the traffic lights, my face is always red! Too many cars finally make the road indigestion!

77. Love no one more than yourself.

78. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

79. Don't think that drinking pure milk every day can make you pure.

80. Don't change yourself for others. Be yourself. People who care about you will like the real you better.

8 1, hidden in my heart, I don't mean to hide it, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

82. I can't control my time and I can't keep you. My heart is clean.

83. If the sky is sentimental and old, move my brother to put them all down!

84. It happens once in a while. Luck always passes you by.

85. People who hurt you the most are often those who claim that they will never hurt you.

86. I have my own style, which you can't afford to imitate.

87. I'm not from destruction. I just like hiding in the corner and watching your bad luck.

88. A man who doesn't work hard has only two results: endless low-grade cigarettes and endless manual labor.

89. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

90. If that is your love, I can't bear it.

9 1, Auntie, hello, I'm your son's boyfriend.

92. When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.

93. Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as others ask you what's wrong, you can't help crying.

94. Time can change everyone and everything. The so-called vicissitudes of life are just a flick of a finger.

95. I didn't want to go back alive when I came to this world.

96. Leave. Leave. Don't come back and ask me if I'm okay.

97. I forgot the feeling of love at the beginning, leaving only a numb body.

98. There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

99. Say good things will last forever, and say good things will go to the ends of the earth, but in the end, it turned out that you disappeared without a trace.

100, living a day in vain and doing nothing is like committing theft.

10 1. Nowadays people should be proud of money on the surface, although they also want money behind their backs.

102, payment is not based on value, but on interest.

103, even if I am sad and lonely again, I can smile without asking for anything in return.

104, it is men who can forgive women's lies.

105, lovesickness is the most painful, waiting is the most torturous, and parting is the darkest.

106. Everything in this world will be changed by time, but you are here and I am here.

107. If love leaves reality, it is not love, but ambiguity.

108, I won't say, you don't understand, this is the distance.

109, in front of people, I giggled and pretended to be so happy. Who knows, painful tears when I recall in the corner.

1 10, struggling in survival, transforming in struggle, and calmly transforming.

1 1 1. Every youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be beautiful in my memory.

After he left, my best days were over.

1 13, just for maturity and aging. Time is useless.

1 14, everyone is here to find fault. After going through one level after another, the more you play, the more addictive you become. Many times, you have to find fault with others.

1 15, because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth, I don't talk easily.

1 16, I put all the mistakes on myself, because I don't want to believe it, and the reason for parting is that you have forgotten me.

1 17, society is so cruel, who drives who to the wall.

1 18, I want to turn you into my future, but you want to turn me into your past.

1 19, you have the right to remain silent, but I think everything you say is a compliment.

120, some people have one more than you and one less than you. I'm fine without you.

12 1, everything will change, but this heart that loves you will never change.

122, I want to be the only one for you. I can't copy or paste.

123, bloody pieces are just the beginning, and the amusement is gone.

124, no matter how ordinary it is, it is also a limited edition. Don't look down on yourself.

125, I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

126. If I really leave, you will never meet the second me again.

127, don't be shy and silent when you are in love, or you will lose the courage to take the initiative.

128, for me, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.

129, no matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.

130, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

13 1, it turns out that Wukong has always been very sexy: leopard skirt+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

132, I still say that. As long as we are not married, if you are injured or tired, you can come back to me.

133, God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

134, what is redundant? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

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People don't care about you at all. Why are you so cheeky and show how shameless you are?

Don't tell Lao tze, the big deal is goodbye.

Shake hands with loneliness and greet the air. Don't be too nice to me. I will be proud.

People are tired when they are alive, otherwise how can they be called people!

Sooner or later, the right person will become friends.

I've been looking for you bitch all my life.

I bet everything on our future. I care about this award-winning word.

I told you to get out of my world, not out.

I can't pretend your charming voice, and you can't learn my posture.

Love this thing no one can say tired, because you are not qualified to say tired!

You just need a beating, or you deserve it.

Only ghosts know that ghosts really exist.

If you don't like it, you don't like it. Even if you are excellent, you still don't like it.

Bury this dead love with my red wedding dress! ! ! ! !

Don't be sad every day, we just want to be happy!

If we are separated, everyone I love from now on will be like you.

It doesn't matter if you are ugly. You are most afraid of being ugly and confident. You are always shameless. Bitch in heat is not as coquettish as you.

I am a queen, not a princess.

If my life is decided by heaven, I will end this day!

Forgive those who have insulted you in time, maybe they will leave tomorrow.

It is not my sun, and no matter how bright the light is, it can't illuminate my heart.

I am a very generous person, but don't touch my people, or you will die.

Choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

Stop staring at me. Your face is not a palette.

Remember, at this age, don't be too promiscuous, and your heart is rich and colorful.

Do not bind me, especially in the name of love.

The third wife is a good thing. She can take the man who doesn't love you.

My pride will not tolerate your bullying!

There are no ugly women, only women who can't take selfies and photos.

We can learn our style, but we can't learn the pride in our bones.

I am still young. I won't settle.

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In ancient times, diusim's story was fascinating, but today, Sister Ning has no opponent ~

Those who don't return my messages are all black phones, and I don't like black in my heart.

A thousand dollars is hard to buy. I am very happy. Don't push the retarded.

From today on, be a difficult person and enjoy losing face to annoying people.

Your monkey king is on his way. Don't be blinded by wild monkeys.

It's cold, you should take good care of yourself, or you will infect me with a cold. Believe it or not, I will slap you to death!

You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to deceive yourself.

Whether I wave or not is none of your business. Who cares about the home you gave me?

Don't say sorry to me, I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

Nothing is more important than staying up late, sudden death and next life.

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1. How much is love worth? Can you guarantee that?

Second, I'm poor, I'm ugly, I'm short, I have no right, I have no right, I'm not forcing you to know me!

Third, I won't be unreasonable in the future, so you should look at me.

Fourth, since you are not dead, get up beautifully and give those dogs who look down on you a dirty look!

5. Is the world merciless? A lot of people, isn't it boring? There are too many people.

6. It is your greatest skill to make people you once liked like you.

7. No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

Eight, my best friend stole my lover, but I don't regret it. Because my best friend is playing with the rest of my things, and that person is not a good thing either.

I can't save the world, but I can endanger the whole life.

Ten, with the most lazy posture, face the world in a trance.

Mr. Eleven, what are you, I don't want you?

I am not a god, but a man. I'm tired of laughing when I've had enough, and this lady sometimes breaks out.

Thirteen, man? For me? Only no? It is a lonely pastime ~! .

Fourteen, you really explained the appearance of people I hate. How should I say hello?

Don't show off in front of me, I can still live well without you.

Sixteen, talk about quality, do you deserve it? Aren't you afraid of your mouth rotting? What are the skills of barking dogs? Only if you really bit me can it be considered severe.

Seventeen, skipping classes too much, I wanted to go to class yesterday, and I met the professor. The professor was very surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

Eighteen, hot and cold, leave you and get out!

What kind of man can you be if you can't even accept the unreasonable behavior of the woman you love!

Twenty, good-looking people have youth, and those who are not good-looking only have acne?

Twenty-one, men are not domineering, ungrateful, unjust, disloyal, and waste their lives.

Don't come to me for nothing, let alone say anything.

Don't tell that so-called love story with your mouth that you have said I love you countless times.

You love me, and you will die. Will you die if you like me?

Twenty-five, brothers just hang around and have something to do in life.

Twenty-six, talking to people, talking to dogs, nonsense.

I am human, but I am not kind, so don't cross my bottom line.

Who do you think you are that can control my mood?

Twenty-nine, life is not living to die.

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