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Who will be the captain this time?

Character: Zhao Xuan (male, 10 years old); Zhou Jie (female, 10 years old); Yu Xing (male, 10 years old)

Time: in the evening, after school.

Venue: Class 3 (5) of Zhongyuan Road Primary School.

Curtain opening:

Gently rang out "we are the successors of capitalism ...";

Zhao Xuan, Zhou Jie and Yu Xing are cleaning the classroom.

At this moment, someone shouted, "Zhou Jie, is Miss Shen waiting in the office?

Zhou Jie: "Zhao Xuan, pull up the tables and chairs! Yuhang, clean the blackboard! I'll go out first. "

Zhou Jie said, and went outside the classroom. ...

Yu Xing: "Zhao Xuan, as soon as you see Zhou Jie as monitor, tell me what to do."

Zhao Xuan: "What's strange about girls pointing? My mother led my father to the bottom of the bed two days ago. "

Yu Xing: "Why?"

Zhao Xuan: "My mother and I played checkers and the bullet got under the bed. If my father doesn't answer, will I? "

Yu Xing: "Hey, my father didn't salute my mother. Everything is the same as he used to be in the army."

Zhao Xuan: What do you mean?

Yu Xing: "My dad said that all actions should be directed and subordinates should obey their superiors. Mom is my father's superior, and I am my mother's superior. "

Zhao Xuan: "If your mother is not at home, will your father surpass him?"

Yuxing: "Dad should take the lead, and there is a pin at the end of the pipe. I won't buy it. "

Zhao Xuan: "You can't do that. Didn't your mother remind you that a good' son' doesn't suffer immediate losses? . "

Yu Xing: "At most, my father won't let me watch TV with him-the NBA basketball game in Yao Ming."

Zhao Xuan: "This skill is quite powerful. Now you should be honest. "

Yu Xing: "No, I'll pull the wire. If you don't look, no one will look. "

Zhao Xuan: "I dare not do that. In addition to the faucet at home, it is easy to touch without an electric plug and a gas stove. "

Yu Xing: "I really didn't expect Zhao Xuan to be a good boy at home! ? "

Zhao Xuan: "What, in order to grab the computer from my mother, I unplugged the wire and kept my mother busy for a long time."

Yu Xing: "Now, the lower level will ask the higher level to suffer.

Zhao Xuan: "In my grandmother's words, the baby is really pitiful. The three rulers interrupted two, one kept coming, and (the script www.fwsir.com) also had cracks in the middle. "

Yuxing: "It seems that if you want to make trouble in the future, you must hide the ruler and clothes rack at home first."

Zhao Xuan: "Don't pretend to be smart. It hurts just as much to pull up with the bottom of slippers. "

Yu Xing: "It's been a bit rough recently. This time, the squad leader was elected, with four votes for Zhou Jie and three votes for you and me. "

Zhao Xuan: "Will it be lin li that didn't choose us?"

Yu Xing: "Who told you to put a fart bug in the pencil case last time, which made her cry?"

Zhao Xuan: "I warn you again, don't call it a fart bug. This is Mr. Lu Xun's favorite Mylabris when he was a child. My uncle was on a business trip in Shaoxing, and specially asked others to catch it in the' Herb Garden'. "

Yu Xing: "According to your meaning, fart bugs are rare animals!" "

Zhao Xuan: "Even kindergarten children know that eggs are eggs and duck eggs are duck eggs. You can't shout "balls" anymore. You are already in the third grade, and you are still a fart bug. "

Yuxing: "No wonder, this mid-term exam, Mr. Shen exempted you from the Chinese exam."

Zhao Tong: "Besides, this' Mylabris' is put in my own pencil case, which is silent and does not interfere with her lin li. In addition, I specially posted a note on the pencil box,' Don't open this box without my consent, so as not to affect my study'. "

Yuxing: "There is no silver here for 320." To tell the truth, because of this note, it is worse than a billboard. Almost all the boys in the class quietly opened it. However, lin li will definitely choose you this time. " .

Zhao Xuan: "Don't talk nonsense!"

Yu Xing: "Do you think I didn't see it? During the break yesterday, Black Charcoal, a fifth-grade student, pulled her pigtails. You rush over and push him against the wall with your shoulder blades. "

Zhao Xuan: "Li Wei didn't choose me? However, I will never blame him. "

Yu Xing: "Why?"

Zhao Xuan: "The day before yesterday, when I was running in physical education class, Li Wei and I were in the same group. He discussed with me and asked me to slow down and spend more time with him. "

Yu Xing: "This' Xiao Pang' really needs to sympathize with him."

Zhao Xuan: "I can't be any slower. If Mr. Zhu is not here, I will wait for him in the way that the rabbit dozes off in the' Tortoise and Rabbit Race'. "

Yu Xing: "Can't we help him except eating braised pork and soy sauce eggs for lunch?"

Zhao Xuan: "There is always a way. I will go to ask Teacher Zhu for advice tomorrow. "

Yu Xing: "You must propose the single tug-of-war competition in the grade group again. We have been here once in Grade One, twice in Grade Two and once in Grade Three, and we have done it three times. My dad has been making fun of me and asked me to suggest that the PE teacher set up a' sumo' interest class. "

Zhao Xuan: "I know that several other classes in Grade Three are called' Pangpang' Ambassador of Li Wei behind their backs. However, this time I suggest jogging. "

Yu Xing: "It won't be the way grandparents run, will it?"

Zhao Xuan: "Of course not. This kind of' jogging' I'm talking about is like a bicycle' slow riding' race to see who can hold the screen for a long time. Doesn't necessarily mean that Li Weilian doesn't have this endurance? "

Yu Xing: "Do you want to run like this?"

Two people are laughing happily, one is like "spacewalk" and the other is like "slow motion" in the movie. ...

Sister Zhou came in. ...

Zhou Jie: "Zhao Xuan, haven't you brought the desk and chair together?" You forgot that last time Mr. Shen said that you played football during recess. "

Zhao Xuan: "I never understood. How can the teacher's eyes see the football in the playground behind him? Is it an X-ray? "

Zhou Jie: "Who told you that the desks and chairs were not aligned? The last row is 30 cm oblique, and a pair of big feet are placed outside the sneakers to enjoy the cool. Can't you see it on the podium? "

Yu Xing: "So you put a poisonous gas like rotten eggs in the classroom."

Zhou Jie: "Yu Xing, don't gloat. It takes time to clean the blackboard. Don't forget to make a fool of yourself at the last parent-teacher meeting. "

Zhao Xuan: "Hey, so you wiped the blackboard? Wipe out' welcome parents, the principal encourages 200 yuan'. "

Yu Xing: "Alas, I didn't erase the sentence on the blackboard,' The headmaster encouraged us to build a beautiful campus in 2005 and strive for a prestigious school with gold medals'."

Zhao Xuan: "Oh, Grandpa Zhou Jie found it that day. His glasses turned round and round, just like a radar antenna. "

Zhou Jie: "Don't look at my grandfather's myopia 1000 degrees. Look at things very seriously. "

Zhao Xuan: "I have learned your grandfather's seriousness-he reads the open letter from school to his parents like wiping his nose with a napkin."

Zhou Jie: "No big or small. Now Mr. Shen may be a little free. I haven't finished yet. "

Zhou Jie said, and went outside the classroom. ...

Yu Xing: "I really can't figure it out. Zhou Jie's unity is so good. Why not participate in the mid-team leader election like us? "

Zhao Xuan: "Why don't you take part in the mid-team leader election?"

Yu Xing: "I am glad that there are few people in charge. The squad leader had better only take care of 3 or 4 people. "

Zhao Xuan: "Don't understand?"

Yu Xing: "My mother said that my father is the general manager and there are only a few vice presidents. Mom, she is the workshop supervisor and has to take care of hundreds of people. Manage people better, less or more? "

Zhao Xuan: "Why do you understand less when you listen more?"

Yu Xing: "Then why don't you take part in the mid-team leader election?"

Zhao Xuan: "Grandpa is presbyopia."

Yu Xing: "Hey, the reason is stranger than me."

Zhao Xuan: "Last time, when I went back to be the monitor, he insisted on calling me the squadron leader. It turned out that grandpa regarded' one bar' as' two bars'. Yuhang, think about it. If I wear' two bars', what will grandpa call these' four bars'? "

Yu Xing: "You lie!"

Zhao Xuan: "You are also a liar!" "

Yu Xing and Zhao Xuan: "I am not mature enough to be a team leader."

The two men laughed at each other. ...

Sister Zhou came in. ...

Zhou Jie: "Why are you two so happy today? There will be nothing' hidden'. "

Zhao Xuan: "Why don't you take part in the mid-team leader election?"

Zhou Jie: "Because my family is moving to Shenzhen, and I will transfer to another school next week. Teacher Shen asked me to talk about it just now.

Yuxing: "Well, I will argue with Zhao Xuan in the future. Who will be the referee? "

Zhou Jie: "lin li, yes."

Zhao Xuan: "Yes, yes, but I can't afford to joke. Too' mother'. "

Zhou Jie: "Li Wei, that's fine."

Yu Xing: "He may play' Black Whistle'."

Zhao Xuan: "All right, all right! I'll let you do everything when Sister Zhou is away. What kind of referee do you want? "

Zhou Jie: "Teacher Shen said that after I left, I would choose one of you as the monitor."

Zhao Xuan: "Yes, yes!"

Yu Xing: "Choose, Zhao Xuan!"

Zhao Xuan: "Yes, yes!"

Yu Xing: "Choose, Zhao Xuan!"

Zhao Xuan: "Yuxing!"

Yu Xing:'! Zhao Xuan! "

Zhou Jie: "You two take your time to discuss it. I'm leaving.

Zhou jiechu ...

Zhao Xuan: "Otherwise, we' rock, scissors, cloth'?"

Yu Xing: "You make people more capable than me, or draw lots?"

Zhao Xuan: "No, I was a monitor three times. I will let you go this time. " '

Yu Xing: "I used to be a monitor, and I also did. Simply let people who have never done it do it. "

Zhao Xuan: "lin li did it once. What do you think of Li Wei? He hasn't done it once. "

Yu Xing: "Li Wei is a little fat, and he studies really well."

Zhao Xuan: "Li Wei, he dares to give advice."

Yu Xing: "Li Wei, he is not afraid of losses.

Zhao Xuan: "Last time, I kicked the football on Li Wei, and it bounced on my first-grade classmate's head. That's his apology to his little classmates. "

Yu Xing: "Last time, it rained heavily. Is Li Wei behind my back through the puddle ... "

Zhao Xuan: "That's him, Li Wei is the captain!" "

Yu Xing: "I agree, Li Wei is the captain!"

Zhao Xuan and Yu Xing: "Li Wei is the monitor!"

"We are the heirs of its capitalism ..." It rang again.

Curtains fall rapidly.

Time: after school in the afternoon

Venue: School Gate

Character: Xiaoling: female, captain of 12 years, steady type.

Xiaoli: female 12-year-old squadron leader, quick-talking.

Xiao Lei: Male, 12 years old, introverted.

Xiaohu: Male 12-year-old students are naughty.

(Opening remarks: On one side of the stage stands a vertical wooden sign that says "XX Primary School". In the middle of the stage is a bench with Xiaoling and Xiaoli on it. )

Xiaoling: Xiaoli, didn't you feel anything wrong in class today?

Xiaoli: No, why? There's nothing wrong with that.

Xiaoling: I mean Xiao Lei, he. ...

Xiaoli: Oh! By the way, since you mentioned it, I remember something was wrong with Xiao Lei today. He usually studies hard, but he always doesn't listen carefully in class today. I don't know what's wrong with him.

Xiaoling: Yes! I asked him, but he didn't say anything, did he? ...

Xiaoli: Cough! There must be something wrong with him.

Xiaoling: But … what's wrong with him?

Xiaoli: Why don't we ask him later?

Xiaoling: No! Just ask Xiao Hu. They are neighbors and usually close. He must know, yo, they're coming.

Tiger and Xiao Lei get on the bus, Xiaoling and Xiaoli hide behind the card.

Tiger: Come on, Lei Lei, cheer up. What's the problem? just ...

(Xiao Lei stops Xiao Hu)

Xiao Lei: Tiger, will you stop talking so loudly? I beg you, didn't you promise to keep it a secret?

Tiger: But … what are you going to do?

Xiao Lei: Hey, I can't help it. I hope I can grow up quickly, so that I can ... ahem! Stop it and let's go!

Tiger: Wait, Xiao Lei, hurry up! Sit down. Look, my father just bought me a Transformers. Can I lend it to you to play? come ..

Xiao Lei: No ... I don't play.

Tiger: Then let's go to my house and play computer games. Hey, my mother just bought me a set of "Three Kingdoms" game, which is quite fun.

Xiao Lei: I'd better not go, Tiger. Sometimes I really envy you.

Tiger: Sorry, Xiao Lei.

(Xiaoling and Xiaoli come out from behind the sign)

Xiao Li: Xiao Lei and Xiao Hu.

Tiger: Why are you here?

Xiaoling: We are waiting for you.

Tiger: Wait for us?

Xiaoli: Yes! Xiao Lei, what happened to your class today? What happened at home?

Tiger: Their family. ...

Xiao Lei: Tiger!

Tiger: Their home is very good, very good.

Xiaoling: No! Xiao Lei and Xiao Hu, we all heard what you just said. There must be something wrong with the family in Xiao Lei! Say it, and all of us will help you!

Xiao Lei: No! Xiaoling, our family is fine, thank you. Tiger, let's go.

Xiaoli: Stop! Xiao Lei, you used to study hard, but recently you've always been absent-minded. I see you play with Xiao Hu all day. He is not good to you.

Tiger: Me ...

Xiao Lei: No! It's not the tiger's fault, it's mine.

Xiaoling: How are you wrong?

Xiao Lei: Me. ...

Xiaoli: Look at the two of them prevaricating. They certainly didn't do anything good!

Tiger: You talk nonsense! This is Xiao Lei's family. ...

Xiao Lei: Tiger!

Tiger: Don't stop me. You'll suffocate me if you don't tell me! Xiaoling, Xiaoli and Xiao Lei's parents are all laid off, and life is very difficult.

A few days ago, his mother fell ill and stayed in the hospital for a week. They need surgery now, and their family can't afford it. Xiao Lei's father can't borrow money everywhere. Xiao Lei is worried about his father! Transfer from:

Xiaoling and Xiaoli: Well. ...

Tiger: You don't know, Xiao Lei has been in hospital for two nights. It's good that he still insists on coming to school during the day.

At this rate, I'm afraid I won't be able to pay the tuition in Xiao Lei next semester!

Xiaoling: Xiao Lei, why didn't you say so earlier?

Tiger: Xiao Lei is afraid that his classmates will laugh at him!

Xiaoli: How is that possible? Xiao Lei, don't worry, we will help you. There's nothing shameful about parents being laid off!

My mother is also a laid-off worker, and our family has opened a restaurant, which makes more money than before. besides ...

Xiao Lei: OK! Students, you understand everything. I should go, too. I have to go to the hospital!

Xiaoling: Wait! Xiao Lei, you still can't help it. Tell you what! I have ten dollars my mother gave me. You can use it first!

Xiaoli: Yes! I still have 20 dollars here.

Tiger: Yes! Why didn't I think of that? Xiao Lei, my grandfather gave it to me. You can have a hundred.

Xiao Lei: Students, I can't take this money.

Xiaoling: Just take it!

Xiaoli: Yes! Even if you borrow ours, don't you pay it back later?

Tiger: Go! Borrow what? This is called sponsorship. Xiao Lei, I'll ask my father to help me again when I get back. He listens to my mother, and my mother listens to me!

Xiaoling: Xiao Lei, take it! I will report it to the teacher tomorrow. We will mobilize all the teachers and students to donate money for you.

Anyway, you have to operate on your mother first! Xiao Lei, take it!

Xiao Li and Xiao Hu: Yes! Xiao Lei, take it! Ah! (Music begins)

Xiao Lei: Thank you, students! Thank you! (with a deep bow)

Yo, I know you.

You know me?

A: That's right. Who doesn't know you are such a famous person?

B: Then you know me. Do you know my name?

Is your name not * *?

Oh, you really know me.

A: That's false. Do you know me?

B: I really don't know you.

My name is * * *

Oh ... I still don't know him.

You don't know what you are doing.

B: You can't "Oh" if you don't know each other.

A: (whispering) He may be calling his own kind.

B: (pushes) Who are you talking about?

Just kidding. Do you know why you don't know me?

I don't know

A: Because I am not famous enough. If I can be as famous as President Wang, you will definitely know me. So, in order to let more people know about me, I became famous.

B: You think it's that easy to be famous!

I have an idea. I'll start with writing poems. I want to be a poet and be famous!

Yes, you can be famous as a poet, such as China's famous great poets Li Bai and Du Fu.

A: What kind of cabbage is stewed with Du Fu's?

What are you talking about? You don't even know Li Bai and Du Fu. You are still a poet.

A: Worship and Du Fu are nothing. Are their poems as good as mine?

B: Don't blow it yet. You can write, right?

What do you mean I can write? My literary talent speaks for itself.

Really? Try writing one!

Listen carefully, on this spring morning, I woke up easily.

Wait, did you write this?

A: Don't worry, keep listening.

Ok, go ahead.

Mosquitoes bite everywhere.

Mosquito bite? (scratching his head)

A: DDVP doesn't know how many people will die!

Ah, is this your poem?

A: How's it going? Is it interesting? (Proud)

B: That's interesting. Really comparable to Li Bai and Du Fu.

Look, I didn't screw up, did I?

B: Come on, I don't think it's good for you to be famous for writing poems. Find another way!

A: I can't write poetry. I will do something else. There is a good saying, "All roads lead to Laiwu."

B: What does Laiwu mean? All roads lead to Rome!

A: I don't care about that either. I went to practice sports, which soon became famous.

B: Exercise is good. The 2008 Olympic Games will be held in Beijing, and now the whole country is in a sports craze. It is certainly possible to practice sports.

A: You think so, and I think so, but the PE teacher said no.

B: What's the matter?

A: You're welcome. When I went to physical education class, the teachers lined up and I stood in the first row. The teacher said "Count off".

B: Oh, this is our teacher's count to see if that classmate is here.

A: I didn't understand at the time. The teacher looked at me and said "Count off" again.

B: Then you should report it quickly.

A: As soon as I thought about it, the teacher said twice that I couldn't do it without hugging, so I reluctantly went to a big tree and hugged it. As a result, the whole class fell to the ground laughing!

B: Oh, then your understanding ability is too poor!

A: Forget it. If sports can't be famous, I'll do something else!

B: What would you like?

Hey, what do you think of studying hard?

B: Oh, if you want to be famous for your feelings, don't worry about studying. What kind of students do not study?

Yes, I am a student. I must study hard.

B: Yes, study hard and be a great scientist, just like grandpa Deng Jiaxian.

A: Yes, in order to improve my study, I get up early and get greedy every day, day and night. ...

B: (paragraph) Come on, don't just study, but also pay attention to your health.

No, it's already late. Look at me now. My back aches and I'm tired from walking, especially my appetite.

What's the matter? Can't you eat in a hurry?

A: Yes, I used to eat three chicken legs and four steamed buns at one meal, but now it's ok (wiping my tears).

B: What's the matter?

I can only eat four chicken legs and three steamed buns for a meal.

That's not enough.

A: Finally, through my unremitting efforts, my study finally came up.

What a wonderful "hard work will pay off"

In the mid-term exam, I finally got a hundred points.

Really? That's great.

A: Yes, I cried when I got the paper.

B: I'm so excited.

A: On the way home, I thought to myself, "How can I make my father accept the fact that I took 100?"

B: Yes, it may not have been tested before.

Yes, I can't help it. I crustily skin of head went home.

B: Dad will definitely give you a reward now.

A: I took out the paper with trembling hands, and my father's face changed when he saw it.

I must be very happy.

A: Yes, I grabbed the feather duster and answered my ass rudely.

B: Why did you get hit when you got 100?

Answer: Because my score of 100 is the total score of four subjects.

Oh, you only got 25 points in your emotion class?

A: Of course!

B: Well, it seems that you have to continue to study hard here.

A: You can't be famous for your study. I will help others become famous.

B: Yes, help others and learn from Uncle Lei Feng.

A: I don't believe I can't be famous.

B: All right, come on!

A: One day, I was on the roadside and saw an old woman crossing the road.

Well, here's your chance.

I didn't say anything. I took grandma's arm and crossed the road to see her off. Grandma saw me holding her and seemed to have something to say to me.

Grandma must have said "thank you" to you

Yes, that's what I thought. I quickly said, "Grandma, you don't have to say anything. Helping others is what we should do. "

Hey, look at our modern students spirit.

Finally, I tried to help my grandmother cross the street. After helping her, she was moved to tears.

I must thank you very much.

A: Yes, grandma said excitedly, "Good boy, I can't cross the road. Please send me back! " "

Oh, people don't cross the street. Did you force them to blend in?

I wanted to do good, so I didn't ask.

B: Well, there seems to be occasions for doing good deeds.

A: Yes, it seems that helping others can't be famous, so I ...

B: (Interrupting) Come on, in my opinion, you won't be famous for doing this.

A: Why?

B: Look at you. You can't succeed if you don't persevere in everything.

A: You are right, too. What do you suggest I do?

B: You should do everything carefully with a normal heart.

Yes, you are absolutely right. I must insist.

B: As the saying goes, "As long as you work hard, the iron pestle is ground into a needle."

Yes, I decided to start small.

Well, what did you do?

I see rubbish on the ground. I picked it up and threw it in the dustbin.

Yes, that's good.

I saw someone fighting in the corridor. I'll stop it.

B: Very good.

A: I saw someone around when I went upstairs. I went over and told him to keep order.

B: you did a good job.

A: On another occasion, I saw an uncle trampling on the lawn. I'll stop him.

How did you do that?

A: I said, "Uncle, it's wrong to trample on the lawn. We should take care of green and grass. "

What did the uncle say?

A: My uncle touched my head and said, "Son, my uncle is watering the flowers!" "

Oh, my uncle is watering the grass.

A: Yes, don't tell me. After doing so many little things, I'm really famous.

Really?

The teacher always praises me in front of my classmates.

B: Great.

A: I was not only praised, but also reported.

B: Oh, it was reported. You are really famous now.

I'm finally famous, I'm finally famous.

Which newspaper do you work for? You must be famous for being so famous.

A: Yes, it is quite influential.

B: Qilu Evening News.

A: No.

B: Taian Daily.

A: Not really.

B: That's the bud of our school.

A: Not at all.

What kind of newspaper is that? Don't play the suspense. Let's go

A: I (seriously) read the blackboard newspaper in our class.

Ah, blackboard newspaper?