Even if I scold you at ordinary times and hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military. The following is a funny motto for everyone. Welcome to read and enjoy.

Funny motto: 1 1. We are all old and can't always say goodbye.

2. Gao Xiao and the girl's black silk are so coquettish

I am who I am. What do you think of me?

I will definitely pay back those who threw cold water on me. ...

5. Life is half a memory and half a continuation. "

6. Don't play tricks between girls. Anyway, we will go to the square dance together in a few decades.

7. If you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

8. Be compassionate, because you know.

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

10. Girls can't see through their hearts just because their breasts are too thick.

1 1. Handsome guys overlap, some focus on overlap, and some focus on overlap.

What is loneliness? It's just that I charged 50 yuan for the phone bill, and it hasn't been used for three months! !

13. My aunt and Xiaobai fell in love, and they gave birth to a child named sanitary napkin.

14. I have lived for more than 20 years and have never done anything for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

15. Let's fight together and go crazy together. As long as brothers are together, the whole world doesn't care.

16. My future husband, don't raise a wife for others. Your future wife is still waiting for you to raise;

17. Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

18. Only when my dream is impacted will my heart be really touched.

19. I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

20. Every time the aunt in the canteen hears the bell, she will tell herself that the enemy still has a few seconds to reach the battlefield.

2 1. Pretend to be a city resident. Now the earth is called a village.

22. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.

23. I met many people, but I didn't expose them at will. I hated many people, but I didn't turn my face easily. Sometimes life is just about forcing yourself to leave things to chance.

24. When I say lose weight, I mean scare my own flesh and blood.

25. The most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me. The most loyal thing is meat, damn it, you can't get rid of it!

Funny motto 2 1. Big than a jilt, everywhere!

I took a fancy to you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

Don't be too ostentatious, flowers are naturally fragrant.

The old lady once turned around and smiled, which fascinated the teacher.

I won't do anything as long as you don't run errands.

6. Is the leaf leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the persistence of the tree?

7. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays the fool to the end. . .

8. When you meet a writer's signature, it looks like it, but it may not be. Meet a GG signature, give me a girl, and I can create a nation.

9. Life is given by parents. Cherish it and go by yourself. Be careful.

10. Don't think about this sacred world with your little mind.

1 1. Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, and Linglao is a bit hanging.

12. Parents call it background, and they call it Jiangshan.

13. The teacher took us swimming in the ocean of mathematics. As a result, he went ashore by himself and we all drowned.

14. One day, my mother will appear in your household registration book, so I can't be your wife, I can only be my stepmother.

15. Some people have already seen through, and some things have already understood.

16. I thought it was awesome for a group of people to fight in groups, but now it seems to be the ability to fill their stomachs.

17. I forgot to scold you at ordinary times. You didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.

18. The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will soar a lot.

19. Watching different flavors of sleeping pills walk around the podium every day makes people stop learning.

20. A boy kisses you hard. He probably stopped when you said "stop", but it's much easier to say "butterfly" than to kiss hard ~ ~ ~

Funny motto 3 1) The more you like it, the less you know how to speak.

2) If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

3) The stage is as big as the heart.

4) You are not brave, and you are not strong!

5) Life is like wind and rain, and it goes like dust.

6) Donkeys are registered horses.

7) God is also a single parent.

8) Suffering is happiness in disguise.

9) Feet are wings that fly on the earth.

10) shortcomings are also points, so stop here.

1 1) Truth has a mouth.

12) The whip is gone, but God is there.

A confident life is the most beautiful!

14) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

15) To love or be loved is better than a hobby.

Funny motto 4 1) To love or be loved is better than a hobby.

2) I am an unsuccessful bad guy.

3) Stay away from friends, which is the foundation of being a man.

4) Pingyang who has no tiger falls, when the father storm resurfaces/.

5) Pursuing Excellence, success will catch up with you inadvertently.

6) Life won't smile at you just because you are young.

7) Live a carefree life with a willing attitude.

8) When the torch falls, the flame is still upward.

9) If you don't come back in your prime, it's hard to get up in the morning.

10) the eagle strikes the sky and the wind is strong, and Pengfei waves in spring.

1 1) The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.

12) The real general is spelled out.

13) Yes, stick to it. Wrong, give up.

14) I want the world to know me, but he is just not at home.

There must be cracks in life before the sun can shine in.

Funny motto 5 1, I want to fall in love early, but it's too late.

2, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

I kicked you out with a slap and dumped your face.

4. Do you want a discount? Say my name and I promise to break your bones!

5. Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.

6, work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.

7, life, uniform speed is love, but not uniform speed becomes a kind of injury.

Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

9. How to teach people to cheat?

10, kill the panda and I will be a national treasure.

1 1. The biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get anything, nor lose anything, but that you don't know what you want at all.

12, looks very creative and lives with courage.

13, many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but it is better to be buried underground than to die in the street.

14, hugging is really a strange thing, obviously so close, but I can't see the other person's face.

15, laugh when you laugh. Why do you look back and smile like others? You see, you did another good thing, scaring the old man riding a tricycle to death.

16, life is sometimes like being forced to go by eunuchs-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!

17, take a bath once a month, I'm almost a fish!

18, I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

19, stand higher and pee farther.

20. The man was away on business and suddenly went home early. He heard the man snoring at the door. The man walked away silently and sent a text message to his wife: divorce! Three years after the divorce, his ex-wife said to him: It's Rising's little lion!

2 1. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

22. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

23. According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.

24. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

25. What is love in the world? Buddha said: Waste!

26. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.

27. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

28. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander around.

29. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

30.i love you! What do you care?

3 1, iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

32. If you have an affair, I will be full of spring scenery.

33. If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

34. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

35. Get off the line at midnight on time, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

36. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

37. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

38. What is reasonable is exercise, and what is unreasonable is exercise. What about us? This is puppy love

39. If you are drunk, you won't obey anyone, just hold the wall.

40. Eat and sleep and beat peas.

4 1, animals are still a little pitiful, and I have none, so I am not an animal.

42. I can't find my tie again Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

43. Lies must be realistic and not inconsistent, so they need good memory, quick response and a painful creative process.

You should know the script of your life-it is not the sequel of your parents, the prequel of your children, or the story of your friends.

45. There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

46. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

47. Love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, and the result is always zero.

48. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

49. Don't treat my wolf heart as a dog's lung.

50. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.

5 1, drinking Besunyen slimming tea, my chest is gone.

52. The teacher is ruthless and I have feelings.

53. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

54. You will never be an excellent college student, but you will rely on excellent quality!

55. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

56. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

57. In bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.

58. The fallen petal intentionally follows the flowing water, and the flowing water has no beloved fallen petal.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

60. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

Funny motto 6 1) I am an unsuccessful bad guy.

2) Stay away from friends, which is the foundation of being a man.

3) Pingyang who has no tiger falls, when the father storm resurfaces/.

4) Pursuing Excellence, success will catch up with you inadvertently.

5) Life won't smile at you just because you are young.

6) Live a carefree life with a willing attitude.

7) When the torch falls, the flame is still upward.

8) If you don't come back in your prime, it's hard to wake up in the morning.

9) The eagle strikes the sky and the wind is strong, and Pengfei waves in spring.

10) Eat all over the world when I am strong.

1 1) The road is curved and the principle is straight.

12) You are not special but unique.

13) You should carry your dreams and taste your tears.

14) My cells are destined to have genes that love you.

15) Don't let your dreams be just dreams and dreams!

16) Women only bully men who are kind to her.

17) No matter how poor you are, you will beg and turn back when you die.

18) It's not that I don't want to be happy, but that there is nothing happy.

19) Dear, you have to be brave to dream bigger.

20) If you don't come back in the prime of life, it will be difficult to get up in the morning.

Funny motto 7 1, I admire myself-I found a girlfriend who broke up with me through Google 12!

The most shameful thing is to discuss salary with several classmates. I thought they were talking about annual salary, but later I found out that it was all monthly salary …

3. Some people like to take advantage and want to have children as soon as they hear the painless abortion discount.

Please remember: First, I am always right. Second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

5, I: playing hooligans, have a rogue character; If you are crazy, you must have a neurotic temperament; If you harm others, you will harm their abilities.

6. It's not that I don't laugh, and the powder will fall off when I laugh-_-!

7. My mother summed up the reason why I am fat in eight words: I can't control my mouth and can't move my legs.

8. Someone who has a crush on me. It's really not far from the end. How can you be so calm?

9. Better fight with wise men than talk to SB!

10, no matter how hard it is, treat yourself as 250, no matter how hard it is, treat yourself as a two-faced person.

1 1, I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

12. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.

13, angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes.

14, people are not smart and bald! !

15, men study for doctoral degrees because of their low IQ, while women study for doctoral degrees because of their low EQ.

16, who said I was white, thin and beautiful ~ I will be good friends with him.

17, even believe the advertisement, you are stupid to read it!

18, nothing money can solve is a problem.

19, people are not ruthless, and the sky is unstable! People are not damaged, not standard! People are not bad, they die quickly.

The bus driver stared at me as if I hadn't bought a ticket. I stared at him as if I had bought a ticket! .

2 1, the teacher talking about a topic is like showing off. I still can't stop talking for a long time.

22. Hungry and sleepy, please don't miss mosquitoes; If you get entangled, shoot one, and only one.

23. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but a panda!

24, me! I had ADHD when I was a child. When I grew up, I got autism. Now I have depression. ...

25. What I fear most is the person you always think is very important, but the most important person is not you.

26. It is said that this is the state when eating: enjoy in your mouth and want to be thin in your heart.

27. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

28. The school doesn't want us to fall in love, but only wants us to wear matching clothes.

When I reached the top of the mountain, I found that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away.

30. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day!

3 1. Even if we are unhappy, we should laugh mercilessly to hide our sadness.

32. Facts have proved that how strong the desire to lose weight is, how loud it is when you are hungry!

33. Every time you dare to pick out watermelon seeds and give me watermelon meat, I dare to marry you!

34. I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a hooligan.

35. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

36. There are many, which penguins have not seen?

37. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

38. You also made me kneel on the washboard, and I couldn't stand the electric heating.

39. You walked into my world quietly, but after hurting me, you walked away coldly.

40. Every time I finish writing an ideological and moral thesis, I have an impulse to cut off the evil hand.

4 1, green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful girls are loved by everyone. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.

42. Let me introduce myself: My surname is Lu, and I am a celebrity. Is the protagonist of this story.

43. Joke together, and most importantly, laugh together ten years later. What can be more reliable in your life than these!

44, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

45. Your girl is wearing a high-pressure pot cover and a rag sack, calling herself Dong Fangbubai, but she is actually a pervert.

46. I asked my friend what heaven is, and my friend told me that heaven is where all women are, except your wife.

47. I just bought a small goldfish. When I finally saw the little fish, I thought I'd better not buy them and let them live for a few more days.

48. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this …

I can't live without it, only I don't want to leave. There is nothing difficult, only I can't let go.

50. After studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!

5 1. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

52. Live well or die quickly.

53. One good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another. It's not like I didn't report it ... you're too heavy for me to carry.

54. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

55. If you can't shit on one foot, you are clean!

56, laying hens, cockfighting.

57, the explanation is to cover up, cover up is dishonest, dishonest is not clean up!

58. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

59. Damn, you look like 7/2.

60. Do you know? The principle of being a man is too important. What will you lose by eating food? Have some principles!

Funny motto: 8 1, the wind knows the strength of grass, and the board swings to know the sincerity.

2, young and old don't work hard, the boss is sad.

3, life is like a clock, you can go back to the starting point, but not yesterday!

Life is like a zoo. When you think you are watching others play tricks on monkeys, you don't know that you are one of them!

My indifference is the pride you can't understand.

6. Life is a journey. What matters is not the destination, but the scenery along the way and the mood of watching the scenery.

7. Even if everything else is lost, there is still a future.

8. Give up on anyone and never give up on yourself!

9. Why put the poison in the same bottle? The same psychology, why are you full of troubles?

10, the name of the bystander will never climb the scoreboard of the game.

One day, I will ride the long wind, break through the stormy waves, raise my muddy sails and cross the deep sea. -Li Bai

12. Accumulated soil makes mountains, and accumulated water makes seas.

13, positive people see an opportunity in every worry, and negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

14. No matter how long the road is, you can go on step by step. No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

15, looking for hope from despair, life will eventually be brilliant.

16, action may not bring happiness, but no action will never bring happiness.

17, there are few beats in life, so don't wait at this time.

18, try to build a solid foundation with bricks taken by others, and life will not be so hard.

19, life is like chess, one careless move will lose the game.

20. People who think they have wealth are actually owned by wealth.

2 1. People who create opportunities are brave, but those who wait for opportunities are fools.

22. Don't suffer from people who don't know themselves and people who don't know others.

23. Go ahead and never give up!

24. Spiritual wealth is the only wealth.

25. You can have nothing, but you can never have nothing.

26. Straight as bamboo rope and clear as jade pot ice.

27, don't climb the mountain, I don't know the height of the sky; Don't face the deep stream, I don't know the thickness of the ground.

28. When necessary, you need to bend and turn, because it is too strong and easy to break, and it needs more softness to overcome setbacks.

29, the industry is not high or low, and men are seeking leisure?

30. Pay more attention to others, and you will pay less attention to yourself.

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