1. As long as you don’t kneel, no one in this world is higher than you.

2. There will always be someone who looks at you differently.

3. You live a glamorous life, but your parents are talking down to you.

4. Don’t always use salted fish to turn over to describe yourself, be careful of sticking to the pan.

5. I want to marry you just because I love you very much.

6. Your Majesty, do you still remember Aunt Rong by the Daming Lake?

7. Messages that do not receive a response should be stopped in moderation.

8. I like your personality, but I don’t like your gender.

9. As long as you keep smiling, life will smile at you!

10. The room is clean and tidy and has no peculiar smell. You are either a transvestite or a gay.

11. The thing on my face is definitely not acne, it’s called youth.

12. Don’t let your casual words and deeds make people instantly annoying.

13. After nine years of schooling, I developed a habit of being afraid of my old class.

14. Being beautiful is nothing, living a beautiful life is the way to go.

15. I seriously suspect that Yuelao used my red string to knit long johns.

16. Most people seem to be unable to resist the power of mistresses.

17. Those who like bones are dogs, and those who like meat are men.

18. What’s more charming about LoL (next88) is your lover’s charm.

19. It’s not that I don’t have ideals, it’s just that no one has asked me.

20. Youth waved at me, but I refused to leave.

21. If you are bored, you can play with snot bubbles.

22. Smokers have stories, and drinkers have worries.

23. When the sun is scorching, those who follow me will be crowned kings.

24. Don’t think that temporary lie can exchange for eternal love.

25. Your name is on my heart and has never left.

26. I am Chinese, but I adjust the time difference every day.

27. Being pregnant without talent is like being pregnant with infertility, it’s a waste of time!

28. My temper is getting better and better, and so are my people.

29. Don’t despise those who accompany you, and don’t despise those who despise you.

30. I was watching the advertisement very well, but suddenly a TV series popped up.

31. I am a human and you are a dog. How can you walk with me?

32. Society has deteriorated, and the earth needs to reinstall its system.

33. Don’t gamble with your youth, and don’t treat *** as a myth.

34. If the sky is affectionate, the sky will also grow old. I want to sleep with Dabao tonight.

35. The world is more exciting with you, and the world is better without you!

36. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys the benefits of being married.

37. My heart is crushed by you like instant noodles.

38. I only want you, and I don’t want anything else no matter how good it is.

39. Appearance is not important, but whether you are beautiful or not is important.

40. Crying does not mean you are brave or not, it is just an instinct.

41. I rarely contact you because I lack an identity.

42. I lack everything, but the one thing I lack most is temper.

43. When I see an injustice on the road, I roar. After I roar, I turn around and leave!

44. Climb through the window, jump over the wall, and sleep in three beds in one night.

45. Never regret, because it is useless.

46. He looks so classic now, but he looked so thrilling in the past.

47. Whoever makes me cry, I will definitely make you bleed.

48. You are a pig and I am a dog. We are pig-dog friends.

49. I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I save fabric for the country!

In the 1950s, in this era, Wukong pursued leopard print fashion and sex appeal.

51. Please don’t regard your sister’s shyness as a kind of coquettishness.

52. May I ask whether your coffin has a flip-top lid or a sliding lid?

53. Show off the essence of dress B under the guise of being talented.

54. Don’t waste the word youth, you are already at the beginning of autumn.

55. I want stable scores to withstand the cruelty of the exam.

56. I am willing to hold your hand, from wife to old granny!

57. If I have a chance this winter, let me hug you.

58. I want to give you happiness with my own hands, but I don’t trust others.

59. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

60. Live like the sun, even if it burns others.

61. Just because no one hurts me, there is another reason not to cry.

62. Double Eleven is coming, and singles are going to be abused again.

63. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

64. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and life without money is too long.

65. I bet my youth on tomorrow and lose day after day.

66. The dragon shakes its head and the phoenix wags its tail. Labor and management never regret what they do.

67. I am not Oulanya, but I am worthy of you.

68. You are not suitable for anything, you are only suitable to be my wife.

69. Think about salary versus salary, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

70. Death is not losing life, but walking out of time.

71. We have learned many sayings to cover up the scars that remain untouched.

72. Xiao Ming ate Mapo tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

73. Never propose to me, I will agree once you propose.

74. Loving someone is not playing LOL. Don’t be afraid in the early stage.

75. The circle of friends is getting smaller and smaller, and the remaining ones are becoming more and more important.

76. If there are difficulties, you must face them. If there are no difficulties, you must face them even if they create difficulties.

77. When you are serious, you look like a roadside sticker.

78. Anyone who has no heartache to endure will get over it and be fine.

79. The more you don’t want to think about things, the more they will appear in your mind.

80. If roaring could solve problems, donkeys would rule the world.

81. We are proud but we are low-key. We are low-key so we are proud.

82. You are just a J, no matter how hard you try, you will never become a phoenix!

83. I’m not a good person, so I won’t accept your good person card!

84. Life is like playing LoL. If you fail, the game will crash.

85. You may not be able to pick up what I throw away.

86. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You have to pay back the money you owe.

87. Who is that? Go back and urinate and rinse your mouth before coming back!

88. My schizophrenia is gone, and I and I are fine.

89. The mistress is actually not wrong. The fault lies in not being able to withstand the temptation.

90. When you go out to fool around, you must admit your mistakes and stand at attention when you are beaten.

91. It’s not that you look good, but that your Photoshop skills are good.

92. Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings, so don’t worry about them.

93. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

94. If handsome people can be eaten, then I can feed the whole world.

95. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to 6!

96. You are the shameless style, so the model is SB.

97. These days, if you can’t even rely on yourself, why would you want to rely on others?

98. Money is a good medicine, with blatant effects.

99. Put down your airs as a college student and find a meal to eat first!

100. Holding my dear in my arms, thinking about something else.

101. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

102. No matter how awesome Wukong is, he can’t read Tang Monk’s scriptures.

103. After the exam, I felt like it was starting to snow in my heart.

104. Not because I am persistent, but because you are worth it.

105. There is a B. Going north is NB, and going south is SB.

106. As soon as I open my eyes, I will know that you are a monster.

107. Others laugh at me for being too dissolute, but I laugh at others because I can’t sleep with them!

108. Ever since I got a girlfriend, I have never had enough food.

109. I am looking for a husband. All young people, please come and apply.

110. Put on your headphones and turn them to the loudest. The outside world has nothing to do with me.

111. What should I do with you? Steam or braise?

112. Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

113. A song that makes the whole world drunk with you.

114. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is just like a teammate killing someone instantly.

115. Wherever you fall, jump over there next time.

116. School made me understand what the temptation of going home is.

117. The high profile of a low-key person is a sign of being beaten.

118. Dress casually and carry a bag, either an IOU or a knife.

119. Forgive me for my low smile. I just don’t want to frown all day long.

120. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

121. As long as I can get rid of you, I will never let go of any opportunity.

122. Looking at the past, they are all fake. Who do you want to live with, my dear?