Ramsey:

Because an important person died when he scored a goal, it was called "Ramsey's Law" and I was nicknamed "Death". Now there are many goals, and the law is invalid.

Jill:

Ji Dadiao, when he was in Montpellier, his teammates accidentally photographed Jill naked in the dressing room. Jill's chubby little brother attracted countless soft girls to bend his back, so he was named "The Great Carving", one of the three gunmen, who claimed to play football with three legs.

Ozil:

Yan Erda, kannika nimtragol, Ozil is afraid of blocking the human wall, and likes to hide behind his teammates when blocking the human wall. When he sees the other team shooting, he will use evasive solutions, giving people a feeling of infinite shyness, so he is called a little wife. The cute goldfish's big eyes are personal identification marks, two of the three gunmen.

Sanchez:

Sang's thigh, Arsenal's third, entered a super-god state after returning to Arsenal last year, and got rid of the curse of fourth place with Arsenal, so it was recognized as a thigh by Arsenal fans (this is actually not black), and the legs are really thick!

Because of its resemblance to Lu Yi, it is also known as Lu Yi of Chile, which has the characteristics of idolatry and strength.

Sanchez now has a new black spot! Let's take a look at his selfie.

Wilhill:

Prince Wei, Little Threat is a young man that the professor has focused on cultivating in recent years. Now, however, it's quite a drag. Smoking, nightclubs and picking up girls are the standard one-stop services for the fallen English players. But Wenger still lets him go every time he scolds him, even if he is in a bad state. But often when he goes to Arsenal, he can't win. If he doesn't go to Arsenal, he will run over the other side-so everyone says that he is Wenger's own son, the prince of Arsenal.

Welbeck:

Wang Zhiyi's Bebkin, the top four players in Manchester United, has now moved from Manchester United's bench to Arsenal's bench. Nerve knife, shooting is basically blind, and people who pass by shake themselves first. If you don't go in alone, you can't, so it's named "Bei Bujin", and Manchester United fans suffer greatly. Now that they're gone, it's a little chanting. Due to less appearances, he is now hacked less.

Manchester United:

The first is the four dark kings who shocked the world.

Ashley young:

However, Yang is crazy, Ashley Xiang. The only positive title is Yang Zuoshi, but unfortunately not handsome, one of the four dark kings of Manchester United. When I first joined Manchester United, I was in very good shape, but it didn't last long. Then I started to enter the cheating mode. No matter how many people pass by, I can only pass by with my left foot and right foot, so my name is Yang. It was about to be cleaned up by Manchester United, and this season suddenly broke out. Di Maria was forced to die on the bench and won a new contract for herself. Therefore, Manchester United fans suggest that it is best to sign a contract with him in order to stimulate his life-extending characteristics.

In the first round match against Swansea this season, when a pigeon flew over the stadium, it was caught in a short time, its sphincter loosened and a lump of shit fell. At this moment, Yang was about to speak, so ... it was named Ashley Xiang. Some people think that his popularity this season is due to the doping in that pile of shit.

Valencia:

Wa Bushe, one of the four dark kings of Manchester United, is crazy about speed. However, speed is only this feature. The crosses are basically misplaced, and the shooting is even worse, so that he doesn't dare to shoot at the back, for fear that he won't hit the children in the stands when shooting.

Rooney:

Manchester United's leader, the leader of England, can play from striker to central defender because of tactical requirements, which is in stark contrast to some defenders who dare not be lonely.

With the highest salary in the Premier League, I used to be embarrassed about the salary, and people nicknamed me Lu Xiong Salary. Please pay attention to the difference between salary and heart, not to be confused with Fan Xiongzhi.

You can also blacken his appearance. People have given him some nicknames, such as Lu, Potato, Shrek and Lu ... but he has gained weight. Fat people have no human rights!

Because my hair is getting less and less, I went for a hair transplant and became a black spot, and I got a new nickname, sprouted potatoes. Hair pedicles are usually used with Robben.

Stop the ball three meters away because of the bad hairstyle.

Recently, reverse shooting technology has been developed.

Mata:

The full name is, and the English name is, so it is called Juan according to the pronunciation of Chinese Pinyin.

Juan of Inter Milan is Dajuan, he is Xiao Juan, and a bigger Juan has now faded out of people's sight.

A young artist who likes to keep a diary is so big that he will write even if he eats two more pieces of bread tonight. They are called Ma Wenhao.

The writing style is approachable, and the words are concise, not exceeding the third grade level, which is suitable for children's English enlightenment education.

It's Torres certified, dear uncle Mata. This nickname comes from:

Carrick:

Invisible emperor, Clifford's brother, no one is seen at both ends of the attack and defense, and the dragon sees the head and the tail.

Many times you can't find him, because neither can his teammates or coaches.

Chelsea:

Fabregas:

This is also a real "black". Most of the previous ones were mocking and a little hateful.

Loyalty, upside down. It originated from the fact that Arsenal fans angrily gave the nickname to the former captain when they would rather pay the transfer fee themselves and resolutely return to Barcelona. The so-called "loyalty to the liver and bravery" is irony, you know. Now back in the Premier League, after so many years, most Arsenal fans are also pessimistic, but still looking at him, there is a feeling that "my predecessor is the best".

And chairman pi of Barcelona have ulterior motives.

Ferguson had a pizza attack on his face. Although no one pointed out that he did it, everyone knew that he did it.

Costa:

The new striker doesn't even have a fixed nickname, except that he and Fabregas are both called Faco. I was really anxious to see it and successfully lowered the value of Chelsea.

However, the so-called extremes meet, and now it is also called Chelsea's prosperous beauty. To quote Chelsea fans:

"Ugly and handsome!"

You don't even need to hack his skills, just ridicule his looks, although playing football is really hard.

The British media conducted a street survey and gave some photos to passers-by who didn't watch the ball, so that they could guess their age.

Girls have said: this product is definitely 50 years old!

Terry:

John Terry sounds like Jiang Terry, and because he is also the captain, he is called the chairman.

The chairman has worked hard, is an expert on the court, and dares to plug the loopholes with his head. It is simply a professional model. If it hadn't happened, he might not have been hacked in his life, but now everyone knows that his name is wife.

The cause of the incident was that Terry cheated his wife and Vanessa, the girlfriend of former teammate Bridge, and more importantly, he got each other pregnant-which directly led Terry to hand over the captain's armband of England and spend the rest of his life under the title of "friend's wife". Now as long as Terry doesn't go out with the team, both players are in suspense. ...

Azar:

Yang Kun, Belgium.

Manchester City:

Nasri:

One of the four gentlemen in North London, who are equally famous for loyalty, righteousness and law, is called selfish. Compared with Dafa, he is not handsome enough. After leaving Arsenal, he also mocked Arsenal fans. In addition, Manchester City has a small fan base, so he is the kind of person who has been hacked and no one has helped him. Too bad. However, this guy has a big heart. Arsenal fans scolded him and he scolded him. The French team didn't need him, and he scolded him ... so he was hacked even worse.

Aguero:

Known as Kun, Diego Diego Maradona's ex-son-in-law, seems to have no black spots, but ...

The following excerpt is from aguero's autobiography aguero, My Story.

Messi always sleeps, and the only thing I let him rub the fire is that I always like to watch TV late with the sound still on. When I fell asleep, he woke up, and then he looked everywhere for the TV remote control and hid it. He will also find out my mobile phone when I am asleep and turn it into vibration mute to avoid waking him up, and he always goes to the bathroom quietly.

I often "harass" Messi, and I am very happy to see him angry. I knelt in front of him and looked at me as if to say, "Idiot, what are you doing?" We are like an old couple who have been married for 80 years.

We always feel empty when one of us is not around each other. He texted me and asked, "Where are you?" I replied, "don't worry, honey, I'm alone!" " But he replied to me: "Don't lie to me!"

Now I know why he divorced diego maradona's daughter ... The straight man said he couldn't hold on.

Yaya toure:

The cake king, Toure transferred last year, and his agent said in an interview (which has now proved to be a joke), "Manchester City Club didn't send a cake on Toure's birthday!"

This statement was instantly announced by the British media. "Toure made a move because of the cake" has also become a hot topic. Although the contract was finally renewed and clarified, the cake and Toure are completely linked. Speaking of cakes, that's Toure, and Toure is the cake.

There is also a story about my brother Kolo Toure's great medical care. See Kolo Toure for details.

Pound:

In the same situation as Nasri Fabregas, he was hacked because he left Liverpool and was not very kind and was regarded as a traitor by Liverpool fans. The other black spot is joking. After smoking, that evil smile was really shocking.

etc ......