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Tell you~! Less BB~~~~! Mo BB~~~! I don’t know how to BB~~~~! Stop BB~~~! Learn to BB~~~! Another BB~~! BB half a day~~! Bai BB~

I am not a customer service staff, you have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

]]]It is better to worship me than to pray for Buddha. If you kill Jesus, I will be God!

If sister dies, burn a brother for me

Take the son’s hand and drag him away. If Ziruo refused to leave, he was knocked unconscious and continued to be dragged away.

I am not L’Oréal Paris, and I am not worthy of you.

I'm not afraid of drinking 'DiDiFei (ddv)., I'm just afraid that if I open the lid and get a prize, I'll get a bottle. Who would drink with ***?

I was also infatuated back then. It rained... and drowned

Live for Internet cafes, die for Internet cafes, and fight for Internet cafes all your life

I just want to tell you, my love rivals, she Not your cup of tea

The vulgar people of the world interpret everything with lies╮

The weather is getting cold. Everyone puts on a cassock when going out. .

My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I used a kitchen knife to cut the wires.

No matter how strong your will is, you will still be confused if you are fooled.

If it weren’t for making money, what would I do with my face?

Two best people come together to build a harmonious society

If you want me to sell cabbage, then I would rather not have love.

If this is not considered love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

Are you going crazy, or are you already crazy?

If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and make instant noodles!

I am not L’Oreal Paris, it’s not worth it You have.

Hey! A good person will not pay for his life, so I will be a bad person.

Sadness is not terrible. The scary thing is that there is no heart to be broken,,,

www.KsIj.cn Kelp silk jumped off the building...dried radish shed tears on the scene...

If we quarrel, we will quickly make up Good, because we are one and the same

How can you be so unfeeling, a free-spirited woman?

When others praise me, I worry, worried that others do not praise me enough.

Watching more news broadcasts will help your development.

╰︶ ︶ ̄Either live a wonderful life, or die and be brought down.

Our goal: go for money, look for wealth

Boyibo’s bicycles become motorcycles, and bicycles are better than people’s support.

www.KsiJ.cn When you lead a monkey to cross the road, you always think it is a red light.

Don’t be obsessed with sister, she will not make you vomit blood, but your brother-in-law will not let you go.

Diapers that can withstand floods are diapers that can truly absorb

I shine in this beautiful moment like a god, no mortals can disturb me...

< p>The two of them are in two different places and miss each other every day and every night. Funny signature

When the sauce package of instant noodles changes from liquid to solid, I know winter is coming...

People's luck, like their menstrual cycle, comes in waves. .

>>> , Dynamic Superman said: "If the heart does not move, there will be no pain."

Love is like an aunt, it hurts every time.

I am not a little white rabbit...why should I eat carrots...

∞Relationship is like a game, sometimes you have to turn on G

∞I often receive messages from 10086, but never from you

Although you are my oxygen, I can still live happily without you

゛_____When I see you, I feel like I’m seeing the scene of a car accident.

Love your family, your country, and your junior sister, and guard against thieves, thefts, and senior brothers.

He is heartless and can live a hundred years. Have a clear conscience and live without being tired.

The only difference between me and Superman is that he likes red underwear and I like pink ones.

All kinds of little flowers are blooming, and all kinds of little girls are having fun. www.Ksij.cn

When I looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, I found that the sky was gray

Huang Ying saw the information I posted. Please contact me, madman.

It turns out that Big Big Wolf’s mother is called “Cinderella”!

Money is like shit, you will get it once you make it.

Others are pretending to be serious, but I can only pretend not to be serious.

You can love truly, but not deeply. anyway. You must leave yourself a way out.

I chase and chase with Cupid’s arrow, while you fly and fly wearing a bulletproof vest