1. The party needs me to be handsome. How can I not be handsome?
2. How can I be described as handsome?
3. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend.
4. If you are jealous, don’t give up; if you are envious, please continue.
5. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heaven and earth are harmonious can we dare not to dredge.
6. He is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured, but he is so handsome that he never dares to go out on the street again.
7. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia.
8. Why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?
9. The weather is nice today. It’s a good day to go out and show your coolness.
10. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.
11. My handsomeness alarmed the Party Central Committee. Even Chairman Mao praised my handsomeness.
12. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.
13. Hey, why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?
14. I will definitely be a woman in my next life and marry a good man like me.
15. I will definitely be a man in my next life and marry a good woman like me!
16. I planted a girlfriend in the spring, and harvested a bunch of men in the fall.
17. It’s not my fault that I’m handsome. It’s your own fault that you like me.
18. I don’t want to say that I am handsome, because I don’t want to say the same thing to people all over the world!
19. I have grown up, learned to smile, learned to be strong, and learned not to shed tears for anyone.
20. There is a red line along the way, a red line at every stop, and a leaf among thousands of flowers does not touch you.
21. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul. This view is not good.
22. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will no longer be so handsome (beautiful) and be more ordinary.
Twenty-three, one star falls, but it cannot dim the brightness of the starry sky; one flower fades, and the whole spring cannot be barren.
24. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue. The weather is nice today and it is a good day to go out and express your handsomeness.
25. I really hope I can be quieter (why?) because there are always scouts coming to me and asking me to go for interviews.
26. From now on, I hope to become uglier slowly, otherwise I will definitely be molested by a female nymphomaniac, I'm afraid.
27. I have been worrying about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Oh, I'm really angry.
28. I have been worrying about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Hey, I’m really angry.
29. Don’t be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend. In spring I planted a girlfriend, and in autumn I harvested a bunch of men.
Thirty. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; meeting the most handsome person at the wrong time is a sadness.
31. A child’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of his mouth is a narration without thinking, which outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.
32. Life is a book. A fool reads it casually, but a wise man reads it carefully, because the wise man knows that he only has one chance to read it.
Thirty-three, when we, Laozi, will become an empty cicada shell, will we hang on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forget to sing.
Thirty-four. Every day I keep setting a new world record, that is - I maintain the record of being the most handsome in the world.
Thirty-five, liking me is equivalent to buying money. There will only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning 5 million.
Thirty-six. You said that my appearance was fake, and you also said that the money I gave you was also fake. I tell you that I can tolerate the money you said was fake, but I can’t tolerate you saying that my appearance is fake. question.
37. The party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome. The task of catching up with the United States and surpassing the United Kingdom is very arduous. I want to contribute my appearance to the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.
Thirty-eight, Coco Lee chased me for three streets. After Xie Tingfeng saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the entertainment industry in September. ! For no other reason than that I am so handsome.
39. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake again and again; if being smart also requires punishment, then I am not To be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts?
I am 40 years old. I have handsome appearance, delicate features, good looks, and star style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO9001 Handsome Boy System certification. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.
41. Countless people are envious, jealous, and hateful of my charming and suave personality. I know that every time I go out on the street, countless girls will be attracted by my evil handsome face, shining angelic halo, and beautiful appearance. Attracted by the temperament from the inside out.
42. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased in your life? I told her there was no one, and a friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. Usually pretty girls chase him, and the girl fainted at that time.
43. Finally, the court announced the verdict: "It's not your fault that you are handsome, but it is your fault that you are so handsome." Because I am handsome, I was sentenced. 20 years.
44. The sign of an unhandsome man is that he is willing to die heroically for his unhandiness. The sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his own handsomeness. So, so far, I Still living strong for his handsomeness.
45. Even the questions in my exam were like this: Question: Be the most handsome person. Answer: It is no longer used. It is already the question. Question: Be the ugliest person. When the appearance comes out, the answer is: There is no use for it. No matter how you do it, it won’t look ugly.
46. You said that my appearance was fake, and you also said that the money I gave you was also fake. I tell you that I can tolerate the money you said was fake, but I can’t tolerate you saying that my appearance is fake. Problems and life are like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.
47. Because I was so handsome, I once wanted to have sex, but all the girls begged me: "You are indeed handsome. It is your courage to live. Being handsome is not your intention." , It’s just that God has to see how beautiful the world is with you.
48. Idealism says: “I say you are handsome, you are handsome. Materialism says: "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." "In a word - I am handsome.
49. If nothing unexpected happens, I believe that you will be conquered by my personality charm within less than three and a half sentences, and your mind will immediately You have the urge to write me a love letter. I advise you to save it. My 108 e-mails are full of love letters from beautiful women, and there is no space for you.
Fifty, Chapter 1 The second time I walked to the street, another group of beauties stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" "I remembered the lesson I learned last time, nodded, and said, "I'm handsome. "They came together to beat me again, and while beating me, they scolded me for being so immodest.
51. Once I walked to the street, a group of beauties stopped me and asked me: "Are you handsome? "I said: "I'm not handsome! "The response was five hot finger prints, and then they came up to beat me together, while beating me and scolding me for being hypocritical.
52. Life is a book. Fools read it in general, and wise men read it casually. Read carefully, because a wise man knows that he only has one chance to read. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased when you were so old? I told her that there were none. A friend of mine next to me told the girl the truth. It was a beautiful girl chasing him, and the girl fainted at that time. 53. One day, the celebrities asked me to go out to play. Suddenly, a tiger jumped out of the woods. The tiger didn't chase others. Chasing Andy Lau, chasing Andy Lau, Andy Lau disappeared. Tiger turned around and saw me who was both handsome and cool, so Tiger stepped forward and knocked me down, laughing loudly: "Little boy, don't think you have become more handsome than me." Don’t recognize you?
54. A girl who met me once said to me: "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall with you how handsome you were; if there are only ten minutes left in the world, If you have three minutes, you have to show me your most handsome look; if there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times - you are so handsome.