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The story of Lord presto.
Then we will enter the cave of time first, and promise that Zdomo's children will let us go back to the past. We are safe without the interference of the eternal dragon. Have you all bought goblin life insurance? If not, sign the most expensive one now, and then the beneficiary will write me. ...

In order to integrate into the aristocratic circle of human beings, presto fabricated a story of 10%. He has a small piece of land deep in Outland, but during World War II, the dragon destroyed the country with its dragon breath (yourself, wings). Then began a very mouth-watering content-such a spoiled aristocrat, trotted all the way from Outland to Lordaeron! There is only one servant. This personal version of the Long March is just like the song, this is the seeder and this is the propaganda team! Because of this almost impossible feat, he became a palace star in one fell swoop. Of course, Terenas likes him better. Well, in fact, this is an illusion caused by Presto's magic, just like Leonardo did in Inception-Wings of Death keeps instilling what they want the kings to know (an alliance of seven kings is common sense), for example, the mage in Dalaran is a group of demons, and presto is the hope of the alliance ... Anyway, our presto is just like cultivating a little LOLI, cultivating the subconscious of the kings.

Whether the wizards in Dalaran are idiots or not, these wizards can see the difference. Even if these wizards are idiots, some people will notice presto's tricks. For example, a monthly report of Dalaran.

Krasus is on the list of big model workers, the little harem of the Red Dragon Queen, and it is inaction ... as tragic as we imagined. I know that the queen's harem is generally affected, but Blizzard wants to let this attack last for a while … because the queen is also affected. Hello, this is Dalaran Monthly! It's not a monthly report of house-based rot! So you should be harmonious, the light of the soul! Well, in fact, the queen was controlled by a group of orcs, and she had to send her children to fight for the Dragon Howl clan throughout World War II (the tribe that CTM just joined was really powerful … even the queen conquered them). So as her husband (Horn: Although not the only husband, we should know ... Editor: Is it really necessary to be harmonious? Horn: I dare not ...), Krasus is determined to save his wife and his kin. In the process, he seems to feel Presto's conspiracy.

But we're not here to review history. We have come to say hello to Lord presto. Let's put aside the story between presto and Krasus for a while. Let's first see if presto's plan to train kings is successful. ...

Nonsense, of course it works! With the dragon's fighting capacity, the wing of death is quite possible. Naturally, you have to fool the king who has no resistance. But at this time, there was a small situation-Terenas thought that presto was very suitable to be the king of Outland, and the last king here ... actually reached an agreement with Hammer of Destruction to allow the tribe to go directly to Lordaeron through Outland. I think everyone knows the punishment of treason, but because of the title of king, Terenas just put him under house arrest-of course, this does not affect Terenas' promotion to presto as king. In order to ensure presto's loyalty, Terenas used what a king would do-get married. Is nepotism the most reliable in the world? However, you'll never guess who Princess Terenas thinks first in the league.

This princess is Jaina Proud Moore! At that time, the LOLI version of Jaina was only 12 years old ... lolicon, the dead house of Terenas, actually regarded Deathwing as a freak like him. Anyone who knows the truth knows that deathwing loves the queen! LOLI, who can only sell cute, can't even kill actors, and it has nothing to do with it! Maybe it's Terenas who thinks that 12-year-old Jaina is a bit unreliable (isn't this a bit? You always do this and almost sell your son's girlfriend! ), so he has a new candidate-his daughter, Kalia, 15 years old.

Dragons are a group of guys who are crazy about perfection, and Wings of Death is no exception. His figure is a handsome guy with a black belly (er, but considering his age ... forget it, let's call him handsome. The word Obasan will kill you with the wings of death 100 times). Therefore, there is no reason to say that a pure princess of 15 years old can resist the charm of this black dragon. However, the focus of Deathwing has never been philandering. He is now busy operating his new World of Warcraft account, and plans to swipe Grimbatto (saying that the last BOSS of a group will hit five people ... have you had enough justice before? Still painting the reputation of the guild? )。 Everyone is familiar with this account, that is, Ronin, the leader of Kirin Trust in Dalaran. But at that time, Ronin was just a little mage. It must be that five people in the old world never graduated. However, don't mention the equipment with the wings of death. Others can only rely on relatives and friends to strengthen X equipment, which depends on the face. The guy who meets the black hand may not be as good as consuming the red hand G group himself. But Wing can directly give away the equipment-he directly gave Luo Ning an ornament (saying that this ornament is still missing? Wings. Can the mage brush Green Barto with only one ornament? Wings, how many grades should you drop? It is impossible for more than 700 projects to be rated ...), but the condition is to share a number with ronin.

Did you pay attention to the tips when you went online? "Don't share an account with others" is Blizzard's advice to you! So don't stay like a ronin naturally, and really share your account with others! The result of the combination is-occasionally the wings of death will go online, and then command Luo Ning to do something very unreasonable. For example, when investigating the red dragon queen's lair, he deliberately exposed his whereabouts and so on. This makes Ronin's adventure very dangerous. This is a vivid and bloody tragedy staged by blizzard. I hope everyone will take this as a warning and don't share an account just because of a good piece of equipment. You soldier in rocket boots! )。 But the ronin's life and death are related to the wings of death. What is this? Deathwing can only find its way at this number. So you don't have to spend money to repair the ronin's body? Just give the ronin a dispensable ornament (I don't know if the wings of death finally went online to mail the equipment back, because the ronin obviously doesn't have that BUG now. If he can brush Grimbatto again now, I don't believe it! ) ..... Well, we know Presto failed in the end. He failed to occupy all the dragon eggs. But there were only two, and these two later became Nefarian and Onyxia. As a matter of fact, these two were born by Naisara ... Perhaps because they were laid by the Red Dragon Queen herself, these two guys grew up in the secret door. This kind of brain-dead design really challenges the player's concept of time. We all know that dragons need time to grow up. D (Dungeons and Dragons, please don't think of it as the Lost City and XX) The maturity of dragons written in the rule book is 1000. But even ordinary creatures should have a growth cycle, right? Wings, have you ever fed your child strong growth hormone? When the Dark Gate started, the Dragon Age didn't last long! But no matter what he did, Nefarian and Onyxia have grown up anyway, and together with their father, they carried out the great project of destroying the world (how to say it? How can I be so proud? )。 At this time, you can also see a black dragon that we can challenge now, Sebastian, who is also the child of Death Wing ... Hey, Lord presto, at this breeding speed, is your wife in the form of toilet owner really a gentleman?

However, Lord presto, the Wings of Death, like other Warcraft characters, has a strong curiosity about different worlds (turning into a villain is a desire to conquer). No, when Nero Zu opened the dark door, he found Teron Gorefiend. He only said that he wanted to visit outland (and conquer it by the way, right? ), Teron Gorefiend agreed to this request. However, the wings of death sometimes miscalculate. He didn't expect Khadga, a mage, to come to Outland. Facts have proved that you can't afford to hurt your son, and neither can the wings of death. In addition to FD (Khadga was not killed, CTM was also killed? ) in addition to the wings of death, it also broke the black dragon egg brought by the wings of death. Here, I have to admire the amazing reproductive ability of the Black Dragon Queen. There are eggs all over the mountain!