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I want to read a book.
A: Thank you. Thank you for giving me a little applause.
B: That's not right.
A: Clap your hands again. These are all for you.
B: Thank you.
Thank you again for your applause.
B: Why do you always argue about this?
Actually, people come to see you.
Look at us.
A: Um-
B: Why?
A: Give priority to you and help me.
How can you say that?
A: Who doesn't know? Brother Liu Bin, after so long in cross talk, you can play! We all call Brother Liu the "Crosstalk Queen"! Exquisite
B: no, don't be effeminate! Are you still the "cross talk queen"?
A: Yes, the cross talk queen.
Where is the emperor?
A: Here I am.
I haven't heard of it. This is called taking advantage. Besides, your wife doesn't like it either.
A: She is positive, and you are the vice chairman.
B: What a mess.
A: I'm kidding. There are many friends, tens of thousands of people upstairs and downstairs.
B: Which ones?
Tomb-Sweeping Day will be here soon.
B: You're not even beside it.
A: I was asked, is cross talk interesting? I said this question is like this. No art form in the world can be recognized by everyone.
B: Oh.
A: It's normal that some people like watching it and some people don't.
That's true.
A: I hope more people like to listen to and watch cross talk. Of course, if you don't like it, it is the same to do something else. For example, it is also good to spend this energy on realizing the four modernizations and win over more people.
They all learn from you, don't they?
A: Don't talk if you have nothing to do. Well, our ability is limited. Up to now, we read books every day.
B: Study.
I like reading.
Oh, you like reading.
A: Of course, this can't be compared with Brother Liu, because people have been like this since childhood.
So?
A: Stand up. That's it.
B: it's even worse to stand up. Why am I still smoking?
A: No, that is to say, you started reading when you played like this. At that time, we didn't know anything. How do we compete with Liu Bin now? How is it better than not letting the door close for the first time?
You treat me like a silly child. When did you hide?
A: When I was a child! When you were a child, you were not allowed to go out at home. You stand in front of your house, standing at the door. Who is shouting "Oh, here's a cake" outside? You stick your head out and the door comes back.
B: I'm disabled only for a cake.
Turning around, his father got a fright: Yo, this is another cake!
Oh, I'm so unworthy.
A: The story of two cakes.
B: No.
People work harder than us. Of course, I also read books at home. Reading more books is good, isn't it?
Hmm.
A: Read and practice calligraphy. I love to write Chinese calligraphy, so I practice sign language.
Oh, write down your name. Yes, only the word Xiao Qiang. At home, I studied enough ink, spread out the paper, picked up a pen and wrote these words. In case I go out, someone wants my autograph. I always bring my brush holder and my inkstone to sign for others. Write about Xiao Qiang
B: Come back, come back and look at this. You still have Russian blood, right? Why is the name so long?
How can you talk to me?
What, me? Your name is too long.
I wrote it wrong, okay? Cross it out and write it later. Read a book when you have time to cultivate your sentiment.
That's true.
I like being with experts. Writers, great poets, writers and artists are one. What's it called? "Those who are close to pigs are fat, and those who are close to urine are coquettish" seems to be
B: What a mess.
A: Are there two sentences?
B: What? Don't make it up. It's called "those who are near the ink are black, and those who are near the ink are black."
A: Alas, these two sentences are well changed.
B: Who changed it? These two sentences remain intact.
Really?
B: Of course.
A: If you look at this, people will know more. You must have written it on the edge of the door frame for you to see.
B: Gee, I haven't been idle to cover it.
A: look at this thing It's amazing.
Never heard of it.
The man near Zhu ...
Near Zhu Zhechi.
Who is Zhu red? Red? !
B: Red! alas
A: Is it obscene to pee nearby?
No, no.
Really? I always thought my second sentence was more elegant than yours.
Where are you? I'd better exchange this.
Really? Learn from them and read more books, which is what I like. My room is full of scientists, writers and artists.
Who are they?
A: When I look at these people, I am full of emotions. These people.
B: Who is it?
A: Marx, Engels, Zu Chongzhi, Lenin, Rabbi Xiaoxin and Harry. Potter, there is an old man with glasses.
B: Is this ...?
A: Uncle KFC!
What are you catching here? !
Study, right?
B: What's there to learn?
A: study, and recite English if you have nothing to do. In the future, we will be in line with international standards and catch up with ghosts.
B: You've seen ghosts.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
I saw a ghost. Connect with international standards
A: Yes, it meets international standards.
B: Ah.
Many foreigners are here, aren't they? La la la la, when you knock at the door, have pity on your uncle and grandmother.
B: Foreigners come here to get plates.
A: Let me put it this way. We should understand that we should use foreign words to confront others, and I will do it when I have nothing to do.
What are you reading?
A: Reading a foreign language.
oh
A: a o e b p m f。
Is this a foreign language?
A: Follow the rules.
This is Chinese pinyin.
What do you care? I like this. I like reading.
B: Still love reading?
A: Has Four Great Classical Novels seen it?
B: Four Great Classical Novels has seen them all.
A: Class is over. I don't love you for nothing, Queen, really.
B: What queen? Where is it?
A: Four famous pigs.
B: No, no, Four Great Classical Novels.
Yes, it's near Zhu Zhechi.
B: Where? ! What a mess. Four classic novels!
Four great classical novels
Oh, yes.
A: Quoted from four classic novels, Three Kingdoms, Fantasy City, Triple Gate and Xiao Qiang.
B: It's a mess. No, you don't know the four classical novels, The Three Kingdoms.
A: Ah.
Water Margin
Am I right? city of fantasy
B: No.
A: No? Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Journey to the West, Dream of Red Mansions, alas, have you seen it? There's this, right?
B: What's the feeling of baking sesame seeds cake? What are you doing?
You can't deal with literati, you know? You are always with people who speak cross talk. If you go to our literary circle, do you know?
I'm in a gang circle. This is, where there is a big mouth.
A: Last punch, next leg. The big flowerpot hit my head and bled, and my eyes were stitched, you know?
B: OK.
Answer: It makes you more unjust than Yang Naiwu to the Three Kingdoms, the Water Margin, the Journey to the West and the Dream of Red Mansions. As far as Four Great Classical Novels is concerned, we should all take a look. In fact, I think it is the most inherited work in classical literature.
B: Yes.
A: Take the Three Kingdoms as an example. As we all know, South Korea, Singapore and Malaysia.
B: Come on, come on, there is no such country.
A: Malaysia, there is no such country?
B: I said there is no such country among the three countries.
No Malaysia? South Korea has?
B: You didn't say anything at all.
A: Tell me one.
Wei Shuwu.
What happened in Hebei Province?
B: What Hebei Province?
A: Look, he just said no! You say, you say it again.
Wei Shuwu.
Look, the dialect of Hebei Province.
B: Where?
To save money?
Where did that come from?
You mean savings, right?
Not at all. Wei Shuwu, Three Kingdoms.
Ah, Wei, Shu and Wu.
B: What a mouthful. You could say that.
Ah, no Malaysia?
Not at all.
A: Yes, these three countries, in fact, the works of the three countries are the most familiar to our Quyi actors. Many works in cross talk are selected from the Three Kingdoms.
B: Quite a lot.
A: The most famous ones are Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, History of the Three Kingdoms, Biography of the Three Kingdoms and On Heroes of the Three Kingdoms, all of which are works of the Three Kingdoms. In addition, there are the dragon banpo, the seven-star lamp and the one-knife meeting in the lyrics of Taiping, all of which are here. Many people know the story of the Three Kingdoms, and Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei all know this.
B: What? What are you?
A: Tang Priest is also very puzzled. Looking at the three of them, how can it be you three, to save the province?
B: What happened when the Tang Priest attacked Hebei Province?
A: Yes, illegally crossing the border! I wonder, is this a matter of saving money?
B: Don't talk nonsense. You don't have this.
A: No, the solo is very good. Let me sing you a few words.
This is the Three Kingdoms
Yes, Three Kingdoms.
A: As we all know, this Dream of Red Mansions is a love story between Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu, which is closer to cross talk.
Really?
A: Jia Baoyu, ah, Xue Baochai, Hou, Chang He Wang.
B: Where is it?
A: No.
No, not the ones in the back.
Ah, not since.
B: Hou Linbao isn't even in it.
A: You bully your teacher and destroy your ancestors. Who are you?
B: nonsense, can there be one in a dream of red mansions?
A: No? A Dream of Red Mansions, with a touching story and an actor named Zhong Zhang in the background.
B: Yes.
The one with the hair, the one who wears glasses with me and talks to Song Zhen.
B: Ah.
A: He loves this dream of red mansions.
B: Oh.
Look at this. It's crying. Water is splashing. My pants are wet.
Is that urine?
A: No, it's a large quantity.
Never heard of it.
I went over and asked him why he was crying.
What are you crying about?
A: Wang Xifeng died and Xue Baochai died and cried. . . . I said, what about you? What is there to cry about? You always say cross talk. Are you going to do it in the future? To tell the truth, I didn't want to do it as soon as I killed Lin Daiyu.
Hello!
Zhong Zhang, I like this. His daughter-in-law also likes watching a dream of red mansions.
Really?
A: I like this kind of writing, this kind of brushwork. According to the writing technique of A Dream of Red Mansions and my own experience, his wife also wrote a book.
B: What's your name?
A: I dreamed of brothels.
Hey, that's not a good name.
This is a Dream of Red Mansions and Water Margin, written by Liangshan 108, Shui Bo.
B: That's right.
A: Many heroes.
B: Yes.
A: Many people like it, and there is a person backstage who especially likes to watch it.
B: Who is it?
Your other master, Zhang Xuedong.
B: Just say it's him.
A: Well, that's what he likes. I want to see more water margin and learn from Song Wu's heroic chivalry.
Ah, like Song Wu?
A: Alas, I still think about it every day.
What are you thinking about?
A: When can I save the United States back and forth?
I guess he has no good intentions either.
A: Be careful, he will hit you on the stage later.
Ah, you have to be careful.
That morning, Dongxue was walking in the school, and suddenly I saw a girl standing next to this artificial lake. She is beautiful, but her expression is serious. She seems to have suffered some setbacks, and she probably jumped into the lake.
Here's your chance.
A: If you see this in Xue Yong, let's go. What are you hesitating about? Do it when you have to!
B: Yes.
A: He just quietly leaned behind the girl and hugged her. Classmate, what's the difficulty? Look at me. I haven't met it at this age. I have a bad life, too.
B: Why do you say that?
While he was talking, the girl kicked him over.
B: Huh?
Are you full? Didn't you watch me practice qigong?
Well, I'm practicing.
A: Crosstalk is all made up.
B: Yes.
A: That was true just now.
Let everything you say be true.
Four great classical novels, this is The Journey to the West. Everyone knows that the Monkey King Pig and Friar Sand are protecting Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures, right?
Well, it's this story.
A: I think this writing is very human.
Really?
A: Although we are talking about monsters, we are actually talking about human beings.
B: Oh, personification. this is
A: Look at the Tang Priest versus the pig. I feel like a father and son.
B: Why?
A: Do you think Pig Bajie has any advantages? Greedy, playful, lying
B: It's all faults.
A: He doesn't like working yet, so the Tang Priest dotes on him.
Spoiled
Don't you think this is the same as parents doting on their children?
What a father and son.
A: There is such a small chapter, which I think is very human.
How did you write it?
A: Pig Bajie asked Tang Priest, Master, am I the ugliest person in the world? Is there nothing uglier than me in the world?
Where's Tang Priest?
A: The Tang Priest burst into tears. I can't tell you, son.
B: Why?
A: Ask Guanyin Bodhisattva.
B: Oh.
A: The pig went to Guanyin.
B: Yes.
Bajie came back from beating Bodhisattva and was in high spirits.
B: It's beautiful.
A: Master, who is Yu Qian?
B: Fuck you.