1, smile can be given to anyone, but your heart only needs to be given to one person.

2. Don't believe in any god who will uphold justice. The so-called natural disaster is that you are born a little more stupid than others. The so-called man-made disaster means that no matter how hard I try, someone will always do bad things to me, so that I have not achieved anything so far.

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As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a demon.

When you grow up, you must learn to face the chaos calmly.

6. From elementary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

No matter how hard you work today, the leaves will still fall tomorrow. There are many things in the world that cannot be advanced and live in the present.

8. Teenagers and love will never grow old, even thorns and thistles will be in rags. Don't take good words seriously, and don't take bad words seriously.

9. Show everyone a fairy who came out of the mountain.

10, it seems that everyone has it. Pretentious, but insignificant.

1 1, there are thousands of stars in the dark, and a wisp of dust is seen at dawn.

12, don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

13, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.

14, the sun can't bring sunlight to every dark corner.

15, "Have a good sleep every day" has been included in life planning.

16, wife is a tree, never holds a lover is a bird, never feeds.

17, we have experienced so much violence, but what we pursue is nothing more than a gentle life.

18, you will always have a sunset glow, and you will be happy.

19, what we have been looking for all our lives is just a home and a place to rest assured.

20. You chased me, which made me give up the motivation to get married and have an attempt to return to the secular world.

2 1. Today, my quilt is sick. I will stay in bed and take care of her.

22. I don't think I lack anything. Come to think of it, I have nothing.

23. There are not many opportunities to get ahead in life. Once you have it, you must seize it!

24. Onions have no heart, but they can make people cry.

25. The whale fell to the bottom of the sea, feeding all beings in the dark world for fifteen years.

26. Some people appear in your life just to make you realize that there is such a wonderful work in this world. . .

27. I blame myself for being too young, whether it is a person or a dog.

28. Trying to improve yourself is more reliable than counting on others.

29. Stay away from me, don't come near me, or stay with me and don't leave me.

30. You are so worthless that you can't let go of someone who doesn't love you.

Live well, because we will die for a long time!

32. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.

33. Everyone will regret it all his life. Some people don't give, others don't cherish.

Don't be too mean to those who love you. Few people really treat you well all their lives.

35. Ordinary life should be treated with a normal heart, and your life will be more exciting.

36. I have no girls, no money, no activities and no boyfriend.

When you send your heart away, you should know that you can't get it back unscathed.

As long as you understand, no one will stop running around, waiting for you to stumble to catch up.

39. There is no need to pay for some unnecessary people.

40. If one day you lose everything and become nothing, I will stand by and say: Nothing, and me.

4 1, your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a waste in ten years.

42. There are many reasons in life, which you won't understand until you are out of breath.

43. There is a person in everyone's heart who wants not to be touched by others and is reluctant to throw it away.

44. Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.

45. You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.

Do what you do, love what you love, listen to your heart, and ask for nothing more.

47. Miracles will choose you because of those who believe in miracles. Finally, I just want you to know that although we are in different places, I will still cheer for you in the early morning of June.

48, drunk smart people, rice rises silly pustules.

49. I dare not drink hot water or touch it, because people are too cold.