It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? On the tracks

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Grandpa is 69 years old. How many times did he go around the sun? 0 laps

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What must everyone do seriously every day? sleep

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Many policemen turned a blind eye to two robbers robbing the bank. Why? Film shooting scene

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What's in front of you? (2) eyelashes

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What is far in front of you (1) (so-called in front of you)

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Someone knocks at the door, and you never say come in? In the toilet.

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There is a house that doesn't pay rent, but no one wants to live in it. Why is this? prison

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A rich man wanted to know what was most valuable to him. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? His head

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Why doesn't Daniel ride on Daniel and eat grass? Daniel is a name.

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Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Barbers shave others.

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What method can you use to make yourself look young forever? Look at the photos of my childhood.

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There is a three-light area in the room, and there are three switches outside the room. You can't see what's going on in the room outside. You can only enter the door once. How do you distinguish which switch controls which light? Turn on the first and second switches first, turn off the first switch later, and then enter the room later. The cold light bulb is the third switch, the warm one is the first switch, and the hottest one is the second switch (turn on a light, turn off a light, and turn on another light for heating).

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Why did a hungry tiger run away when he saw a fat sheep? Chasing sheep

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Where is it easy for you to climb up and difficult for you to get down? Mountain (it's easier to go up than down)

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There is one, no two, no three, no four, east and west. (Guess a word) Chen's traditional Chinese characters

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Xiaoming was six years old the day before yesterday, but he will be nine next year. Why? (Answer 2)65438+ 10 month 1

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Xiaoming was six years old the day before yesterday, but he will be nine next year. Why? Xiaoming and next year are two names.

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1 equals 5, 2 equals 25, 3 equals 125, and 4 equals 625, so what is 5? 1

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What do doctors care most about patients before operation? Losing money

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The bus driver is taking a nap in the car. Why didn't the passenger remind him or her? When you're not driving.

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What is n/sinx equal to? 1/6

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The bride is talking to a man, and her mother-in-law asks, who is he? The bride said: His nephew is my cousin and his aunt is his wife. What is the relationship between a man and a bride? Uncle (not related by blood)

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What fakes are people willing to buy? Dentures, wigs, artificial limbs, etc.

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What flowers wither as soon as they bloom, and they are very powerful? Breaking waves and splashing

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Jenny and Jack died naked in the house, with broken glass and water beside them, but the deceased had no scars. How did Jenny and Jack die? Jenny and Jack are the names of two fish.

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The more knowledge you learn in school, the less you learn. Something you don't understand.