The coal doesn't catch fire, so it's the fault of the coal.
I think dogs in the country are happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.
4. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?
I asked my old colleague why he was so literary, and he said it was called "God is a girl".
6. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?
7. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."
Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.
9. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is mud.
10. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl, "Although I just kept itching, the little dragon girl was blinded." Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?
1 1. "Have you seen my Wei Zi?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"
12. Even if I don't hear back, will you return to Sichuan pork?
13. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.
14. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.
15. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.
16. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are riding together, and there is a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."
17. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?
18. You didn't stay up all night, so what did you stay up, Ollie?
19.m had a fight with n, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.
I know three kinds of berries: strawberries and cranberries. Which one do you like
The hottest super funny homophonic terrier in the whole network (2)1. When I saw the goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?
22. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.
23. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
24. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.
25. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.
26. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?
27. It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.
28. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?
Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
30. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
3 1. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
32. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Is it true that girls with Android phones get stuck when they laugh?
33. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?
34. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.
35. Asu and Asu stayed together for a day. When Sue was eating, she spoiled: Hey, hey.
36. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.
37. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."
38. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.
39. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!
40. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!
The most popular and super funny homophonic terrier in the whole network (Chapter 3) 4 1. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an expert in this field.
42. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
43. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.
44. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"
45. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.
46. Even I can't do it. What do you do with the superior sword?
47. You have two words, touching the scene and feeling.
48. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?
49. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."
50. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...
5 1. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.
52. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?
53. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.
54. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.
55. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.
56. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?
57. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.
58. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.
59. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".