1. A man’s face is bigger than his butt, and his self-esteem is more fragile than his dick.

2. Women should stand behind men. Dedicate your body at any time

3. Between men and women, there is always ambiguity first, and then there is love.

4. I tell myself, no matter whether you are happy or not, you must live strong!

5. Men are like one-yuan coins, with a strip in front and a chrysanthemum in the back.

6. What I want to see most in this life is the painful appearance of a man during dysmenorrhea and miscarriage.

7. Kill me. Since I came to this world alive, I will I have no intention of going back alive.

8. Men are nothing, sisters are king

9. Even if there are only five minutes left in the world, we will go crazy together

10. Either Live well or die quickly!

11. If a man is reliable, why do you need a divorce certificate?

12. Men are said to be lustful, but in fact women are not that good either. It’s just that men’s lust is more obvious, while women’s lust is more restrained.

13. Women are tools for making human beings, but men are human beings who use tools.

14. You say that I am your woman, so may I ask if you are my man.

15. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth

16. The success of a woman is to shape her man to be liked by more women .

17. In real life, men can never resist the temptation of the lower body.

18. If anyone dares to snatch the man I recognize, I will kill her

19. The four ghosts of men: when you come home from get off work at night, you will be a poor man, and when you come home at 9 o'clock in the evening, you will be a drunkard , If you come home at 12 o'clock in the evening, you are a pervert, and if you come home at 4 am, you are a gambler.

20. If a man pulls you, he will still throw you away, and he will still be on my blacklist.

21. I am not afraid of being betrayed by a man, because I will betray him before he betrays me.

22. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive.

23. Women spend money on men, and don’t spend money on things that shouldn’t be spent on others.

24. Didn’t you say you love me? My whole life is to live for it!

25. When I came to this world, I didn’t think about going back alive.

26. A man at 20 is Pentium, a man at 30 is Microsoft, a man at 40 is Panasonic, and a man at 50 is Lenovo.

27. Men are awesome. It's not like kneeling between a woman's legs.

28. When a man becomes rich, he changes into a car, when he becomes rich, he changes into a house, and when he suddenly becomes rich, he changes into a wife.

29. Either live well or die quickly.

30. Only every woman around you knows how good a man is.

31. Men are like chewing gum. The longer you chew it, the tasteless it becomes.

32. Don’t be a woman who needs a man, but be a woman who a man needs.

33. No one is allowed to hurt my sister. No one is allowed to touch my sister without my permission.

34. There are countless women in your hands, but you forget that there are countless men in my hands.

35. There are thousands of men in the world, it’s really not possible to change them every day