2. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!
Have a good rest during the day, because you have to sleep at night!
4. Waiting, endless waiting, but missing fills my heart.
As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.
6. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.
7. After I die, please install a wireless router in front of my grave. Thank you.
8. I washed my face with facial cleanser and found that my pixels became higher.
9. Q: What do you do with your friends? A: Yes.
10, don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize you're really ugly.
1 1, teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.
12, teacher, will you wait for the boys in our class to have long hair waist-high?
13, it's not that I want to stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.
14, half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.
15, maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.
16, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.
17. When you see someone you like on the road, you will immediately start the pretend mode.
18. Marriage is like ordering food in a restaurant. Once the food is served, it will not be returned.
19, the only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.
20. Even if my heart is the liver and lungs of a donkey, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.
2 1, hungry, can keep a clear head. Loneliness can restore the lack of humanity.
22. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.
23. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!
24. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?
25. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
26. In devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.
27. It is said that accounting and medicine are a perfect match, one makes money and the other kills.
28. I was bored and sang to the computer. After singing, the computer suddenly crashed.
29. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.
Love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.
3 1. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
Don't frown when I tell you a secret. I miss you so much that I want to hold you tight now.
33. Parent-teacher conference is the same as * * in essence, and its purpose is to destroy family harmony!
34. I usually read books because I am curious, and I read books before exams because I have a desire to survive.
I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.
What if it rains? I miss you so much that I dare not call you for fear that you will be struck by lightning.
I saw a beautiful woman in the street today. A closer look turned out to be a mirror.
I forgot to tell you. Actually, I love you so much that I forgot to tell you. Actually, I miss you very much.
39. I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you want to make a fool of yourself or not.
40, I love you three words is ecstasy, how many people were taken away by it, leaving only the body.
4 1, someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.
42. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
43. One day, I changed the automatic reply to and then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.
44, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!
45, wear shoes and socks, generous and honest. Hair is like juice grass, don't go to the hair salon.
46. Apart from a cold front, it is a warm front. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.
47. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day while I am still young.
48. Baidu checked how to get the first place in the next meal. The best answer is that his girlfriend was finally molested.
49. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.
50. I paid for my mobile phone for a week, and when I got it back, I found that all the games were cleared.
5 1, holding your left hand, running endlessly in the rain, and finally, we snuggled together happily.
52. If you don't show your teachers anything in the final exam, they really think they teach well.
53. Men's mission is sacred and firm: First, to defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman!
Don't hate people who speak ill of you, because they let you see yourself in another way.
For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.
56. I'd like to cook a fish, braise it in soy sauce, boil it in water, steam it, and then lie in your tender stomach.
57. My only deviation is that I have a lot of money, but I didn't even have the only deviation at that time. I was almost happy.
58. Principal, if you use this air conditioner safely, it will be sunny. If it is not safe, be careful when you go out at night!
59. They all say they love you because they want to sleep with you. I'm different. I can live in the living room, kitchen, sofa and floor.
60. I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.
6 1, since there are two graduates who claim to be famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate.
62. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.
63. It rains in the sky and flows on the ground. If you don't love me, I won't ask. There are many beautiful women in the world, and some are gentler than you.
64. Prove in one sentence that you have read four classical novels: Brother Save Me, Strategist Save Me, Sister Save Me and Wukong Save Me.
When this person is unlucky, he can frighten himself by sneezing, take off his sweater and electrocute himself.
If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.
67. Don't look at what you should see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think, and do what you should do.
68. This kind of waiting is also a sweet burden. Missing you has long been an indispensable habit in life.
69. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
70. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing I am proud of is my good digestion.
7 1, the so-called beauty is three points and looks seven points; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.
72. It is suggested that the country replace the chairs used in class with swivel chairs that are the same as China's good voice. Students think the teacher speaks well and turn around to listen.
73. Never argue with a brain-dead person, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with rich experience.
74. After the salary is paid, a week of arrogance, a week of saving and a week of expectation will pass.
75. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.
76. Chinese girls fantasize about love, mathematics girls count love, history girls attack love, and foreign language girls export love.
77. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!
78. Love is the support of sunny and rainy days; They are complacent, down and out, holding hands with each other; It is to share happiness and troubles; Love is the eternal secret between us!