2. Why do you need high pixel of your mobile phone? Do you think you are ugly enough?
3. Taking a math test is like a doctor operating on a dying patient. Anyway, the first sentence is that I tried my best.
4. Who said you have no perseverance? Didn't you persist in being single for several
decades?
5. When a boy plays LOL, he ignores you, not necessarily because he cares about you, but also because he is waiting for resurrection.
6. There are two things that young people can't touch: idolize the glory of the king. The more you touch them, the more interesting it will be to be alone.
7. I have always regarded money as dirt, and anyone who wants money also regards me as dirt.
8. What kind of man do you like? I like men who glow when they smile. Do you mean the Tathagata?
9. Time will make you understand that you can't wait for anything except take-away, bus and express delivery.
1. others are proficient in everything. I'm amazing. I fry and cook and eat everything.
Xi. It is said that it is a rule that if you dress up and go out, you will never meet anyone you like or hate. When you go out in a sloppy way, you will always meet someone you like or hate.
12. "Why do the basic names of immortals in the sky have a fairy word, but the dragon king in the sea doesn't?" "Maybe he thinks the name Haixian is not very domineering."
XIII. I like you, and I will marry you even if you are poor. If you don't like you, your billionaire will marry you.
14. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but how to have money is your biggest problem.
15. what do you think is the most hurtful sentence for the fat man? God replied: How many months? Will you cross your legs? Did someone else help you put on your socks?
XVI. What's it like to be in love with an immature man? I always feel that the gender is reversed.
XVII. My girlfriend wants to break up with me. In order to save this relationship, I sent a photo of her without makeup to my circle of friends. Sure enough, she not only contacted me actively, but also vowed to say to me, "I'm not finished with you!" "
XVIII. My ex divorced her husband because of domestic violence. Upon hearing this news, my heart became nervous. I immediately stopped my work, bought a high-speed rail ticket and rushed to her city. After I got off the bus, I immediately ordered a pile of delicious food in a high-end restaurant. Then I ordered a bottle of red wine with a complete set, took a taxi to her house, lay under her windowsill, and ate it with relish while listening to her screams.
XIX. Gradually I understand that the more ordinary-looking girls are, the more amiable they are. And those beautiful girls, they ignored me at all.
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ten. I got
ten points in the exam, and was interrogated by my parents, and my father gave me a kick first: disappointing thing! Mom went on to say: you got that little score after being kicked by a donkey.
21st. The woman next door seems to finally realize the importance of finding a boyfriend, because her signature is changed to: Actually, it's quite important to have a boyfriend, at least when the water pipe at home bursts, you can hand me a wrench.
XXII. How do martial arts experts recognize murderous look? A: Background music.
twenty-three. When I catch up with her, I feel that I have finally cheated her, but after getting along, I always feel that I am on a thief boat.
24. "That's eight words. It can make men rain or shine! A phone call will arrive! " "Come and drink, all women!"