1. If you have anything to say to my master, I am just a camel.

2. Don’t tell me that your sister-in-law has caller ID!

3. Asking for help is like swallowing a three-foot sword, relying on people is like reaching the ninth heaven.

4. Do you find it annoying that I always disturb you?

5. There are always 30 days a month when I don’t want to go to school.

6. If I love you, I will send you salt; if I hate you, I will send you to Japan.

7. Holding the sun and moon in hand and picking stars, there is no one like me in the world.

8. Are we like the things in the pond that turn into dragons when encountering the storm?

9. Don’t use my tolerance as your shameless asset.

10. If you could turn back time, you would be the onion.

11. The days of growing up, pain and happiness are called youth.

12. One day ** cried because Xiaosi appeared.

13. Stop pretending to be cool, you think you are Youku.

14. As long as there is a classroom in your heart, you will not skip class wherever you go.

15. No matter how big the official is, he will have more money. The king of hell still dragged him in.

16. Going to school every day makes me even more worried. The teacher’s lectures are meaningless.

17. Every tear is love, and every drop is condensed into sadness.

18. He is deaf to what is happening outside the window and only concentrates on reading e-books.

19. It’s obviously just a cold drink, so why pretend to be Nongfu Spring.

20. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. The teacher is ruthless and I am affectionate.

21. To succeed, first go crazy. Simple minds rush forward.

22. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that cannot be dug?

23. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.

24. One day when ** cried, it was because Xiao Si appeared.

25. How far is forever? Just get as far away from me as you kid!

26. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover.

27. It is better to retreat first when you are deep in thoughts, and then you can rest when you are very proud.

28. Daughters-in-law can depend on each other for a long time, but horses cannot replace their wives.

29. Me. I don't know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I feel tired from doing laundry and cooking.

30. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the toothpaste and I am the brush.

31. This feeling can be remembered in retrospect, but I just can’t get over it.

32. If nothing else happens, we will not contact you again.

33. The road is long and long, and I will search up and down.

34. Youth is an experimental lesson in life. It is worth making mistakes.

35. If you are handsome, you will die quickly; if you are ugly, you will live longer.

36. Let me make a long story short: This matter is a long story.

37. The average young man is generally arrogant, and the average young woman leans on one side.

38. You have been recalling the past and how to embrace the future.

39. I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to SB!

40. As soon as I leave the Wifi, I feel that my phone is useless.

41. I am not so generous to tolerate you and tolerate her.

42. Lovers will eventually get married, but lovers will go home to enjoy the summer.

43. The aunt is a vampire, and the sanitary napkin is a vampire.

44. Cheating is no longer popular, handing in blank papers is popular.

45. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, zombies are in the eye of the enemy.

46. I am from the countryside, do you think highly of me?

47. Do what you like, everything else is nonsense.

48. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet!

49. Time passed and gave birth to a bastard called memory.

50. Please stop being obsessed with me. My sister-in-law will not be able to forgive me.

51. I am not afraid of millions of people blocking me, I am only afraid of surrendering myself.

52. Searching for him in the crowds. Unexpectedly, he was at Sogou.

53. If you let go of my hand, don’t say break up and just leave.

54. The best days are nothing more than when you are making trouble and I am laughing.

55. I don’t understand youth and frivolity, I only know that the winner is king.

56. If I don’t hit you, you won’t know that I am both civil and military.

57. This time. Who is wrong again. Who needs to admit their mistake?

58. The world is too small, and you can meet boring people everywhere.

59. There are some things. If you should give up, just give up.

60. It is only when you are poor that you will find a false friend, and when you are down and out, you will find a heartless dog.

61. Since ancient times, there have been many confessions, but there has always been a reason for few marriages.

62. Everything depends on time, and you will always forget one day.

63. If life is unsatisfactory, the Ming Dynasty will be ruined.

64. There is a kind of jealousy, you two are having a great time chatting, right?

65. What about a passionate kiss, but a love affair on the bed?

66. Friends will always have friends, and lovers will always have lovers.

67. Love the country, love the family, love the junior sisters, guard against thieves, guard against thefts and guard against the senior brothers.

68. With me by your side, you won’t dare to act rashly when you are alone.

69. Lovers will eventually become house slaves, and those who own houses will eventually become married.

70. If you don’t fall asleep in class, get drunk at the wine table.

71. Although I look abnormal, I am actually quite talented!

72. Every mountain is higher than the other, so be low-key and humble.

73. It looks like a person, how should I put it, the pixels are relatively low.

74. A man who is not subject to hardship is not a hero, and a man who is not envied by others is a mediocre person.

75. The person you dream about in your dream should go to sleep with him when you wake up.

76. My love is all over my body, but you play tirelessly.

77. Knowing how to care for others is the real beginning of growth.

78. No matter how good Baidu is, it can’t find where is my happiness?

79. Some people take exams by strength, and some people take exams by eyesight.

80. If you are rich, you will not pay for your life, but if you are naughty, you will go to jail.

81. Customers are God, but merchants say they believe in Buddhism.

82. Three thousand enemies can do nothing to me. I will become a Buddha by myself.

83. The day does not understand the darkness of the night, and the top student does not understand the tears of the scumbag.

84. I may not be perfect, but I have always been myself.

85. You do art and I do you. This is called in-depth art.

86. You freeze like a ghost in the north, while I show my thighs in the south.

87. When you have a son, you should be like Sun Zhongmou. When you look for your father, you look for Kim Il Sung.

88. I have a magic wand that makes it bigger, smaller and more beautiful.

89. I have never eaten pork, and I have never heard of a price increase in pork!

90. As a human being, you must do what you want, eat well, sleep well and drink well.

91. A dog will always be a dog. Sometimes people are not people.

92. If you have nothing to do but walk out to walk the puppy, I look down on you.

93. The world is crazy, but it didn’t take me crazy with it.

94. Sister, it’s L’Oréal Paris, you deserve it!

95. I want to have the body of Wukong, but have the appetite of Bajie.

96. Having breasts does not necessarily mean you are a mother, but having money definitely means you are a father!

97. There is always a man who will give everything to me.

98. The highest state of not understanding is two words: pretend to understand!

99. I am not your father and I cannot give you the fairy tale you want.

100. Don’t ask me what I’m missing, I’m just missing someone right now.

101. If I didn’t slap you, you wouldn’t know the flowers bloom so red.

102. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

103. Hitting means kissing, scolding means loving, if you don’t love enough, kick!

104. Because the earth is round, we can meet each other if we believe.

105. I love computers so much, but they give me a crash.

106. Before I had time to express my feelings, April Fool’s Day passed.

107. Everyone praises me for being virtuous and knowing nothing in my spare time.

108. As long as you want it, I will do whatever it takes.

109. When I came to this world, I had no intention of returning alive.

110. I sat up in shock while dying of illness, where are you, Jilan?

111. Love everything about a person, including her cotton pants.

112. If there is fire burning the clouds on another day, I will be the one who burns the sky.

113. Don’t compare your muscles with me, my family raises chickens!

114. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

115. One day when you die, I will burn a seat in Yihongyuan as a gift to you.

116. You can’t just stick to the status quo, you have to force yourself to be a rabbit.

117. Boss, give me two pounds of true love first, take it back and feed it to the dog!

118. The rich Rolls-Royce, the poor will work to death.

119. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, zombies are in the eye of the enemy.

120. Give me a beautiful photo of you to ward off evil spirits when you get home.

121. Why pretend to be pure when they are all water? Why pretend to be sheep when they are all wolves?