Hello, I am not here right now, my father is not here, and my mother is not here either. Only my "little shrimp" is here. It can only answer the phone but cannot speak. Please leave a message after making a plop

Come on, I’ll treat you to dinner.

Taking a shower, I want to bring my own telescope

Is it He Shen or Ji Xiaolan! ! If you have any questions, come to me! Just wait and see now! !

Actually, I am here, but if I don’t reply, what will you do to me?

Hello, my master is not here right now. I am his QQ. If you have anything to say, you can tell me. For urgent matters, you can call him at 13xxxxxxxxx

Hmm~hmm... ...Ah~, ah..., drink...um...drink...huh! So happy, so happy!

(used during the Chinese New Year)

Be good! Russia matters!

Hello, the owner is not here. If you have any questions, please leave a message to the owner. Thank you for using!

The owner's inflatable doll

I am sleeping, please leave a message after my saliva dries naturally

I am watching a movie...it means disturbing me! Otherwise, I will hammer you

Are you tired of living?

A cute little pig opens its innocent eyes, purses its lips towards you and says to you: Keep talking, I am listening carefully!

Mao Mao is not here. Here is the phone recording. Please leave a message after the "beep"!

"Beep"~~~~

I'm going to jump off the building Oh... don't bother... otherwise the landing posture will not look good... I will turn into a ghost to settle the score with you... ^_^

Is there a place you really want to go? Is there something you really want? Do you have any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleeping group and do dream work...

You do not have the right to access this QQ. The confidentiality level of this QQ is SS level. Please make sure you need to access this QQ, otherwise you will incur legal liability. The charge is of obstructing national security.

1 No one!

2 Hello! Garbled code, please send again

3 Your appearance is not MP enough, your message cannot be displayed temporarily

4 I just finished pooping and did not bring tissue paper. I will reply to this message Go wipe your butt first~~

In XX, please do not disturb...

You are definitely not looking for me, you are looking for her, you are too bad, Why doesn't anyone look for me? Automatic replies also have feelings~~~5555

You are passing by, right...

Could it be that you are the beauty of the country, the fish and the wild goose, the talent, the nickname? Tang Bohu, the jade-faced little flying dragon who is omnipotent in the world...the pink and loving dog at home: Prosperous wealth? Please wait a moment... I will reply to you later! ^_^

I am eating vegetables. , you should take a break first

When you feel pleasure, shout out

Do anything except love

I went to discuss with the old demon from Montenegro how to eat Tang Monk. . . .

1. You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can ask for a proxy server. If you can't afford one, the network will assign one to you.

2. It’s annoying, it’s annoying, it’s annoying. The boss’s tasks are never finished every day. If you ask me when I will be online, I say it’s basically very difficult.

3. I am OICQ automatic answering machine. My owner has gone to dinner. If you have anything to say, you can tell me.

4. It’s not that I ignore you, it’s just that time is irresistible!

5. Don’t worry, I’ll chat with you when I’m done. There is no need to work in vain. You can't find me even if you try to find me before the work is done. If you and I have a previous life agreement, please wait a moment and see you there!

6. I am Blue Shark’s dog. Blue Shark is not here right now. He will be back soon. If you are willing, I can chat with you for a while!

7. This time I left inadvertently, but it caused the regret that we missed it. So I forgot to eat and couldn't sleep peacefully anymore, so I hurriedly came back unwilling to be lonely.

8. Sorry, what you sent is still garbled. Can you send it again?

9. The OICQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but the function of sending text messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register for the new version!

10. Because of work, I have been unable to respond to countless calls from my friends. The most painful thing is this. If you give me a chance, I will say three words: I leave. If I must add a deadline to these three words, I hope it is: a while!

11. Do you really want to find me? If so, I will reply. If you really want to find me, why won't I reply to you? You don't really want to find me, do you? Do you really want to find me?

12. My hands are always too soft and my heart is even softer. I still talk to you when there is no topic. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now I can sleep without forcing myself.

13. Chatting is valuable, but the Internet fee is higher. If it is for sleeping, both can be thrown away! :-0Zzzz

14. Come back immediately after the advertisement!

15. If you don’t chat on the Internet, you will be so angry!

16 I didn’t understand what you just said, please say it again!

17. When I am with you, you are not here, and you are with me without a trace. What is fate in the world? Can you tell me that it is difficult for me to meet?

18. Sorry, let’s take a break. Let’s talk in the next class!

19. I have been busy collecting debts recently! If you want to pay back money, please use 12345@371.net to contact me (letters will be replied)! If you want to pay back money, use 123

Send it multiple times~~~I will reply to you if you send it multiple times.

1. This person is dead. If you have something to do, burn the paper!

2. I'm in the game. If something happens, I'll report it early. If nothing happens, I'll leave the court