2. Men may cheat you, and girlfriends may betray you, but not in math. He won't, he won't, he won't even think about it. He is so headstrong. (Zhaxin comments: Not only mathematics, but also chemistry, physics and English will never betray you. )
3. When I was a volunteer in Africa, foreigners always asked me if all China people knew Kung Fu. I really couldn't explain it clearly, so I gave him eye exercises and told him it was acupuncture. (Funny comment: Africans have a good eye since then, all thanks to you! )
Boys looking for a girlfriend, I advise you not to find someone who is good to you at first, because it may be fake. Therefore, we must look for beauty, because beauty can't be faked. (God's comment: beauty can be whole, can be painted, can be ps, or find what suits you. )
5. Do you know why mosquitoes fly around and buzz, and they won't move after biting you again? Because her mother told her: this unlucky child, don't pout when eating. God's comment: I'm not afraid of mosquitoes. Rough skin can be used as a bulletproof vest, and I can't drink my blood when I run out. )
6. Optimus Prime fell apart and was dragged to the repair shop by the bumblebee. The owner of the repair shop looked at the broken parts all over the floor and said, "What's the safety?" ! Bumblebee said: You are a giant. God replied: the owner of the repair shop nervously said that if I am in poor health, I will not send me to the west! )
7. Life experience, don't fight for your life by force. I once met a man who practiced it, and he played very round! I dodged, and he broke his ass and wronged me 20 thousand.
Eight, talking too much is tears ... (God comments: Fortunately, he knows martial arts, otherwise it is a mistake.
one hundred thousand
80,000 are all routine operations. )
8. If it weren't for you, you suddenly came into my life ... By the end of the month, I still had more than 200 yuan left. This is just the beginning of a month. How can I live? (Comment: Fortunately, no one intruded into my life. Fortunately, there were more than 20 thousand at the end of the month. I don't know how to live a chic life. )
9. Research shows that your girlfriend's personality can be seen through her palm print. If your girlfriend's palm prints often appear on your face, it means that she is grumpy, tough and difficult to get along with. (Funny comment: My girlfriend's palm print has never appeared on my face. Don't envy me, I have no girlfriend. But I already have my mother. You can envy this. ) 10. Don't always give your heart to others, because some people! He doesn't eat internal organs. (Comment: Here are your feet! After all, many people are willing to eat pig's trotters. ) 1 1. Other girls spend
3000 yuan to buy skin care products, you call her little sister. I spent
3,000 yuan, eat yourself fat
30 Jin, you call me big chicken chops! What, you look down on me?
3000 yuan? God replied: We are not looking down on you.
3,000 yuan, we despise your greed and love of beauty. )
12. My friend's birthday is today. I have no ability, so I can only buy him a cupcake. When I have the ability, I will change my friends. (Comment: When you have the ability, your friends will have changed you ...)