1. Pretend to be stranger than a stranger when you are clearly not a stranger.

Don't torture yourself with past memories.

When we break up, don't tell me it's inappropriate, I'm a fucking Martian! Not suitable for earth people?

4. Life troubles 12 words: I can't let go, I can't get over it, I can't see through it, I can't forget it.

Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

6. When I was a child. Cry, cry, laugh, grow up, laugh, laugh, cry.

7. I finally know why I lick Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them.

8. Distance does not produce beauty, but an interpretation of fragile love.

9. Reality tells us. What happened? Don't worry. It's nothing. Don't go bankrupt. What are you moving? Don't get emotional.

10. Love is like an hourglass. Heart full, brain empty!

A complete collection of interesting and sad sentences

1, those who finally get you into it are always beautiful at first.

2. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

I believe that the world will always be so beautiful.

4. Some things last a lifetime.

5. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only faithful love is true love.

Don't wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness? The greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

7. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I really miss them!

8. I am used to being uncomfortable, I am used to missing, I am used to waiting for you, but I am never used to not seeing you.

9. I didn't know him at first, but I didn't know him at last.

10, who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

1 1, waiting is the oldest person in life.

12, the fairy tale is over, and forgetting is happiness.

13, the highest state of love is to stand the dull fleeting time.

14, happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime.

15, I was still waiting for you, but you forgot you were here.

16, a person can put everything down as long as he no longer wants it.

17, I don't care if you don't care about me.

18, love is so short, forgetting is so long.

19, nothing can pass, but I can't go back.

20. I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth? I like myself now, and I miss us in the past.

2 1, pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, fearing that what happened will never happen.

Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously.

23. The weak who are not understood must remain strong.

24, has always been superficial, but deep feelings.

25. Read other people's stories and shed your own tears.

26. Nothing is more sad than not dying.

27. It turns out that eternity is just a misunderstanding.

28. When you do something right, no one will remember it; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

29, a person, a city, a lifetime of heartache.

30. After the pain, you won't feel pain, and some will just be a cold heart.

3 1, I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

32. You are beyond my imagination and I am beyond your imagination.

Don't rely on others, only when you still have someone to rely on.

When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

35, that year, the cardamom, who promised to die.

36. How strong do you have to be to forget?

37. Whose loneliness covers my clothes and whose clothes cover my shoulders.

38, as beautiful as flowers and jade, like water. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.

39. I can't stand the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.

40, emotional drama, I have no acting skills.

Sentences about fun and sadness

Sentences about funny sadness (selected articles)

1) The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

2) I won't give up, but I can't die.

3) Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears.

4) The most painful thing in the world is to be awakened by urine after a good sleep.

5) Mix and match is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

6) I don't want to move or talk, so I don't move, even if China does.

7) I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry.

8) I have always been superficial, but I have deep feelings.

9) If life is like the first time, then only knowing is normal.

10) pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, fearing that what happens will never happen.

1 1) Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously.

12) I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

13) When we remove the stumbling blocks laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

14) I won't feel pain after the pain, but I have a cold heart.

15) The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

Sentences about funny and sad (popular articles)

1) Teenagers are not reckless, but they are bold. Where did they get the theme when they were old?

2) Happiness tells me that you are too young.

3) I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

4) I have nothing to fear. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of leaving alive.

5) A person, a city, is distressed for a lifetime.

6) I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I miss you.

7) Don't say that a woman is too realistic if a man has no ability, and don't say that a man is too playboy if a woman has no strength.

8) Don't make porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

9) Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

10) Oh, I'm just used to unaccustomed habits.

1 1) Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.

12) You are my super happy insole, let me step on you.

13) I'm crossing the road. Where are you?

14) the most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to.

15) people live tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and solve the plot.

16) I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go.

17) Is it the only reason to be single? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

18) men should like fleshy girls. It is said that dogs like bones.

19) It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

20) If anyone dares to touch you, I will thank his eighth ancestor even if I lose everything.

Sentences about Funny and Sad (Latest)

1) You think you are better than Newton, but in fact you are better than Newton.

2) Nothing can pass, but I can't go back.

3) Don't always say that the world has abandoned you and the world doesn't belong to you.

4) No matter how tired and bitter you are, think of yourself as two hundred and fifty, then suffer and risk again, and think of yourself as a two-faced person.

5) The second row of letters on the keyboard means: I cried after falling in love with each other, and vice versa: it is love to attack and defend.

6) Bed, let me go! Don't do this! I am a person who wants to go to work!

7) If people really live to be shameless, how can they live?

8) Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is injury! It hurts! It hurts!

9) If you don't even know Beckham, how dare you talk to me about basketball!

10) tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

1 1) Happiness can be obtained through learning, although it is not our mother tongue.

12) His heart has already changed seasons, and you are still standing on the day when he made a promise.

13) I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

14) It turns out that eternity is just a misunderstanding.

15) The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Interesting sentences about interesting sentences

The latest selection of funny sentences

1) Don't shock the world with coquettish, but move the world with lewdness.

2) Life can't be like cooking. All the ingredients are ready before cooking!

3) A star can be more famous by taking off a little, but I got caught taking off all my clothes!

4) Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

5) You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

6) Opportunity is like a hair on a bald head. You catch it, you can't catch it, and it's gone.

7) If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.

I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

9) The one on my face is definitely not acne, it's called youth.

10) Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

Complete works of the latest funny sentences

1) Jacky Cheung didn't kiss anyone else, so we didn't even kiss.

2) If you walk alone, you will be in heat; When two people walk together, they will be passionate; If you walk with three people, you commit adultery.

3) What happens when sleeping pills and laxatives are taken together?

If I don't beat you, I will fall out with you.

5) Everyone says that beauty is a disaster, but you animals all want it.

6) Don't tell my sister. Many people tell my sister.

7) Close my eyes and I see my future.

8) Whenever my sister sees someone who sells well after picking up a bargain, she will silently lower her head. It is not that I have quality, but that I am looking for bricks.

9) Looking at your dirty face, I have an impulse to throw up.

10) asking what the world is like will only make people die unsatisfied.

1 1) I'm dead, and I have something to burn. Small things are thrilling, and big things dig my own grave.

12) I threw a glass of water in your face, which is equivalent to ruining your face.

13) Don't give up, never give up in this life; If you don't like it, die.

14) I don't want to live, but now I don't want to die, and I can't afford to die.

15) The moonlight is bright in the park. Couples are in pairs. Look up at the moon. Where's the wife?

16) As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no foundation that cannot be dug down.

17) What is a class teacher? It is a person who ruined your friendship, your love and your family.

18) If you can't be amazing, it will be ugly!

19) I never swear, because I have better hands-on ability.

20) Your appearance has broken through the imagination of human beings. You are a post-modern artistic level and have the blood of Transformers.

2 1) If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

22) You see, the rainbow over there despised me that day because I was brighter than it.

23) I really don't want to despise you with my toes. You made me do it.

24) People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

25) The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

26) You can't tolerate me, not because your mind is too narrow, but because my personality is too great.

27) It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's just that God took a nap. You should have the courage to face everything.

28) I am really heartless and simple, thinking about how to harm people all day.

29) I said I love you to the sky, and it thundered.

30) Today, homesickness has become a real estate license, and the ideals of young people are buried here.

3 1) Eat without eating, save money and fall in love.

What do you want me to do? I want to find a small four to ruin your life with a small three.

33) The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless aunts.

34) If beauty is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime.

35) You are an economical man, I am a simple and convenient woman, and we are made for each other.

36) angered me, and I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

38) Don't keep loading, loading and loading like a trash can.

39) If fate grabs your throat, grab his armpit.

40) You don't know that food is expensive if you don't take care of yourself, and you don't know that you are fat if you don't take pictures.

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Selected sentences with funny signatures

1) How classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be.

2) Life is a meal, and you are just a dish.

3) I don't even believe in punctuation now.

4) I like your personality, but I don't like your gender.

5) If you want me, just say so. It's hard to keep it in your heart.

6) Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

7) A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng.

8) I heard that your face has lost weight recently, and it's almost gone?

9) Poor people eat dead rice. Working in the underworld.

10) In the days when there are no women, I take pleasure in flirting with men!

Complete works of funny signature sentences

1) I studied endlessly, so I never graduated.

2) Yell when you see the road, and then walk on.

3) Sanitary napkins are so expensive that we can't afford to menstruate.

4) In those years, we were as poor as grandchildren, but as happy as grandfathers.

5) Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

6) You are not an environmental protection bag, so don't always pack, pack and pack.

7) After all, I am already so ugly. Can the grades be more beautiful?

8) At this beautiful moment, I shine like a god. Don't disturb mortals.

9) I have no advantages, but my greatest advantage is that I am a good person.

10) Yes, this is me, a pure natural and pollution-free boy.

1 1) God didn't take special care of me, nor abandoned me, but just played with me.

12) It's really hard for you. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

13) There is a yearning for forgetting to wear autumn water and a cold feeling for forgetting to wear long pants.

14) What's it like to be short? Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me.

15) What can last a lifetime is not love, but happy cooperation.

16) Don't ask me how I did in the exam, I can only say that I was burned.

17) Even if the wind turns the whole city upside down, you have to get to school at 7: 10.

18) I feel that I don't lack anything. Come to think of it, it's nothing.

19) Look at your appearance, what a joke!

20) Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find that the world will be suddenly enlightened.

2 1) If I hadn't convinced myself, I would have turned against the world.

22) The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

23) Why do you call me a liar? Have you ever seen a liar look so safe?

Please remember that I am a cold-hearted person. Please don't be fooled by my constant madness.

25) Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, and I feed sharks in the ocean of knowledge.

26) I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

27) I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and got up and rolled around every day.

28) Don't write your name in a hurry when you get the test paper. Kiss first. It's called kissing too firmly.

29) The so-called review is to reconfirm what you can't know. Really can't.

30) I know I'm a P, but I like to play handstand and pretend I'm a B.

3 1) learn to bask in the achievements of the goddess, bask in the body, bask in the food, bask in the snacks, and the local tyrants bask in the property. I smile.

32) You don't like me, which is not good. You must be cured of a strange disease.

33) If you can't stand it, take out the mirror and meditate: After all this, you still can't learn well.

34) I like people who are kind to me when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

35) Eat, I want; Being thin is also what I want; You can't have both until I finish eating.

36) Love is a kind of amnesia, which makes people forget that there are1200 million other members of the opposite sex in this world.

37) Raise your head just to keep your nose from stopping. Bow your head just to wipe your nose so that others can't see it.

Teacher: Do you know why we have a geography class? Xiaoming: Because there is no justice. Teacher: You go out.

39) If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will feel sad, and you will be surprised that this page is not written and that page is not written.

40) oil-can't afford it; Road-can't afford to walk; Learning-can't afford it; Sick-look down; House-can't afford it; Tomb-can't afford to die. I can't believe we're still alive. -That's great.