One day Cupid shot the arrow of love into my heart while I was sleeping, and I fell in love with you involuntarily from then on.

3. learn to be strong. In fact, a person can live a beautiful life, laugh at himself or cry to himself.

4. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

Be sure to take care of yourself, don't often stay up late surfing the Internet, don't stare at the mobile phone screen with sore eyes, don't skip meals when you are hungry, don't always drink and eat junk food, pay attention to safety when crossing the road, remember to take an umbrella when it rains, remember to take medicine when you have a cold, run more laps, drink more hot water and shed less tears, no one will always care about you, so you should be obedient and take care of yourself.

6. I wanted to turn around beautifully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall smartly.

7. You are a typical male population lacking female hormones.

8. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

9. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

10. When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is.

1 1. If Columbus had a wife, would he still discover the new continent?

12. I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

13. The so-called growth is to force a person to become strong.

14. There are so many bright things! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

15. I met a writer's signature: it may seem so, but it may not.

16. Nothing, you should learn from others Tencent and call me dear every day!

17. I met a ghost when I met you. I like you, and my brain has been caught countless times.

19. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am online, you can't see it.

20. Many years later. I still remember that winter night, she was covered with big men.

2 1. Some people say you are like a mouse, others say you are like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!

22. You promised not to make me cry, but you smoked me with damn onions.

23. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

As an excellent salesperson, our goal is to put customers to sleep.

25. Love can't be separated, and hate can't be easily believed.

27. If you think you are an onion, who the fuck will eat you with sauce?

28. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

30. Let the future come and the past pass.

32. If you choose to avoid compulsory courses, you will avoid elective courses.

33. Happiness means that cats eat fish, dogs chew bones and pigs sleep!

34. Why does love always hurt me, so I learned to be lonely and stop expecting.

Without your permission, I will always love.

36. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

37. Those conceited people will crow among the cranes forever. classic quotations

38. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

39. Everyone seems to be in love, leaving me to engage in socialism.

40. Crying will make you laugh one day.

4 1.？ Life is death.