2. Yang enters the gentleman, while Yin retreats into the villain.
3. The mouse came to your house with tears in its eyes, really!
4, anyway, a word: don't let me see you again, if I see you, I must kill you!
In the past, my colleague didn't know where to learn a sentence: "Notre Dame de Paris is short of a clock, please go ahead." My intuitive answer is: "Why, did you quit there?"
6. Irony 1, you are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's younger brother. 2. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo. 3. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.
7, all out of Xiang, sister, can you wipe your ass with paper!
8. Spitting is more deadly than SARS.
9. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.
10, son, you'd better be modest to show your quality, understand?
1 1, abusive signature 1, sorry to make you laugh. 2, born to be a cucumber, owe to shoot! 3, you are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious! Seeing you, I feel like I am at the scene of a car accident. 5, the face landed first, unable to return to the sky. 6. Everyone is made in China, so don't be mean. 7, you roll for me, keep rolling.
12, look at the face, Mars will rebound when it hits the face.
13. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.