Guo Degang I want to read my lines

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I want to study

A: Thank you, thank you everyone for giving me a round of applause

B: You are wrong

A: Clap again, these are all for you

B: Thank you everyone

A: Thank you again Everyone, give me a round of applause

B: Why are you always arguing about this?

A: In fact, they are here to see you

B: Look The two of us

A: Hmm-----

B: What?

A: You are the main one and I am the auxiliary

B: How can you say that?

A: Who doesn’t know? Senior Brother Liu Bin, you have been in crosstalk for such a long time, how capable you are of fighting! We all respectfully call Brother Liu the "Queen of Crosstalk"! delicate!

B: No, stop being so delicate! Are you still the "Queen of Crosstalk"?

A: Yes, the Crosstalk Queen

B: Where has the emperor gone?

A: I am here

B: I have never heard of it. You are taking advantage. Besides, your wife will not be happy with it.

A: She is the right one and you are the second one

B: What a mess

A: Just kidding, there are so many friends here, tens of thousands of people upstairs and downstairs

B: How many of them?

A: Tomb Sweeping Day is coming

B: You are not even here

A: Some people ask me, is cross talk interesting? I say this is the problem. There is no art form in the world that can be approved by everyone

B: Oh

A: Some people like to see it and some don’t. This is normal

B: That's true

A: I hope more people like to listen to and watch cross talk. Of course, if you don't like it, do something else. In the same way, it would be good to use this energy for example to realize the four modernizations and create a few more objects

B: I can all learn from you, right?

A: Don’t talk much if you have nothing to do. Ah, our abilities are limited. Until now, we read books every day

B: Study

A: I just love reading

B: Oh, you like reading

A: Of course, this is incomparable with Senior Brother Liu, because he has been like this since he was a child

B: Is that so?

A: Just stand up like this

B: It’s even more wrong to stand up like this. Why am I still twitching?

A: No, just you I started reading when I was playing like this. We didn’t understand anything at that time. How can we compare with Liu Bin now? How can I not let the door cover my head once?

B: You think of me as a stupid boy. When have you ever covered your head?

A: When you were a child! When you were a child, your family wouldn't let you go out. You would stand at the door of your house. Someone outside would shout, "Hey, here's a piece of cake." You would poke your head, bang, the door is back

B: Okay I became disabled just for a piece of cake

A: When he turned around, his father was shocked: Hey, here’s another piece of cake!

B: Ouch, I am so unworthy of this

A: A story about two pieces of cake

B: No

A: People have worked harder than us. Of course, I also read books when I have nothing to do at home. Reading more books is a good thing, right?

B: Yes

A : Reading and practicing calligraphy. I just love writing calligraphy, so I practice signing.

B: Oh, write your name. A: Yes, just the two characters Xiaoqiang. At home, I researched enough ink, spread out the paper, and took it. I picked up my pen and wrote these two words. In case I go outside in the future and someone asks me for an autograph. I always carry my brush holder and my inkstone to sign for people.

Write Xiaoqiang

B: Come back, come back, does this mean you still have Russian ancestry? Why is the name so long?

A: How can you talk to me?

B: What about me? Your name is too long

A: Did you know that I spelled it wrong? I crossed it and started writing. When you have nothing to do, read a book and cultivate your sentiments

B: That's true

A: I like to be with masters, writers, great poets, writers, and artists, then What's it called? "Those who are close to pigs are fat, and those who are close to urine are sexy" seems to be

B: What a mess

A: There are two sentences like this

B: What? Don't make it up, that's called "The one who is close to the vermilion is red, the one who is close to the ink is black"

A: Alas, these two sentences may have been changed

B: Who changed it? The original version These two sentences are

A: Really?

B: Of course

A: Look at this, people know more about it, you must have seen it written on the edge of the door frame

B: Oh, haha, I was still busy when I was covering up

A: Look at this thing, it’s amazing.

B: Never heard of it

A: Close to red...

B: Close to red: red

A: Close to red Zhu Zhechi~~Chi? Red? !

B: Red! Alas

A: Is it sexy to be close to urinating?

B: No, no```

A: Really? I always feel that my second sentence is more elegant than yours

B: Yours? It’s better to change this for me

A: Really? Learn from them and read more books. I like this. My room is full of scientists, writers, and artists.

B: Who are they?

A: My heart surges when I look at these people, these people

B: Who are they?

A: Marx, Engels, Zu Chongzhi, Lenin, Lu Bi Xiaoxin, Harry. Potter, there is an old man wearing glasses

B: Is this...?

A: That uncle from KFC!

B: What are you trying to catch? !

A: Isn’t it better to study?

B: What is there to learn?

A: Study, it’s okay to memorize English. From now on, we will be in line with the international standards, pick up ghosts, pick up gods

B: You have seen a ghost

A: Did you see a ghost?

B: Why did you see a ghost?

In line with international standards

A: Yes, in line with international standards

B: Ah

A: Many foreigners have come, right? La la la, knock on the door, please take pity on me

B: Foreigners are coming here

A: Let’s just say this, we have to understand. I have to talk to others in foreign languages, and I will do it when I have nothing to do

B: What are you reading?

A: Read a foreign language

B: Oh

A: a o e b p m f```````

B: This is Foreign language?

A: Read according to the book

B: This is Chinese Pinyin

A: What do you care about me? I love this and reading books

B: Still love reading books?

A: Have you read the Four Great Classics?

B: I have read the four major classics

A: Wan Lei, I did not love you in vain, queen, really

B: What queen? Where?

A: Four Famous Pigs

B: No, no, four famous books

A: Yes, those who are close to red are red

B: Where? ! What is this mess? Four masterpieces!

A: The Four Great Classics

B: Alas, yes

A: The Four Great Classics, Three Kingdoms, Fantasy City, Sanzhongmen, Xiaoqiang’s Quotations

B: What nonsense, no, you don’t know the four great classics, Three Kingdoms

A: Ah

B: Water Margin

A: Me Is that right? Fantasy City

B: No

A: No? Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Journey to the West, Dream of Red Mansions. Oh, you have read it, right? There is this, right?

B: What’s wrong with baking sesame cakes? What to do?

A: You can’t deal with literati, you know? Do you know that you and Shi are talking about cross talk together? If you come to our literary circle, you will have a big mouth?

B: I'm in a gangster circle. There's a big mouth here.

A: A punch from the top and a kick from the bottom. A big flowerpot hit his head and blood started to flow. I need stitches in my eyeballs, you know?

B: Okay

A: Let me compare you to Yang Naiwu, The Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Journey to the West, and Dream of Red Mansions. We should all read these four masterpieces. In fact, , I think this is the most inherited work among classical literature

B: Yes

A: Take the Three Kingdoms for example, everyone knows, South Korea, Singapore, Malaysia

B: Okay, okay, there is no such country, there is no such country

A: Malaysia, there is no such country?

B: I said there is no such country among the Three Kingdoms

A: There is no Malaysia? Does it exist in Korea?

B: There is nothing you said

A: Let me listen to what you say

B: Wei, Shu and Wu

A: What about Hebei Province?

B: What Hebei Province?

A: Look, he doesn’t admit what he just said! Say it, say it again

B: Wei, Shu and Wu

A: Look, the dialect of Hebei Province

B: Where is it?

A: For the sake of saving?

B: Where did such a sentence come from?

A: Did you mean it to save money? No?

B: Not at all·Wei, Shu, Wu, Three Kingdoms

A: Ah, Wei, Shu, and Wu

B: What a nonsense So

A: Ah, there is no Malaysia?

B: Not at all

A: Yes, these Three Kingdoms. In fact, the works of the Three Kingdoms are the most familiar to us folk actors. Many works in cross talk are It was picked from the Three Kingdoms

B: There are quite a few

A: The most famous one is criticizing the Three Kingdoms, and there are also called Three Kingdoms with a Belly, criticizing catch and release, Three Kingdoms Character Genealogy, and Three Kingdoms. The Theory of Heroes, these are all works of the Three Kingdoms. Also, in the lyrics of Taiping, there are Changbanpo, Seven-Star Lantern, and Dan Daohui, all of which are from here.

, many people know how to stand alone, and they all know the story of the Three Kingdoms. The three brothers Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei became sworn brothers. They knelt on the ground one by one. Like their brothers, they stood up and protected Tang Monk to go to the West to obtain scriptures.

B: What are you doing?

A: Tang Seng was also very puzzled, looking at the three of them, why are you three, do you want to save yourself?

B: What happened when Monk Tang went to Hebei Province?

A: Yes, sneaking across the border! I wonder, is this a matter of saving money?

B: Don’t talk nonsense about this, no

A: No, this, it sounds good alone, I’ll sing a few lines for everyone

This is Three Kingdoms

B: Yes, Three Kingdoms

A: There is also "A Dream of Red Mansions". Everyone knows the love story between Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu. This one is closer to the cross talk talk.

B: Really?

A: Jia Baoyu, ah, Xue Baochai, Hou Baolin, Chang Baohua, Wang Baoqiang

B: Where are they?

A: No

B: No, not the ones at the back

A: Ah, there are no ones behind Hou Baolin

B: Hou Baolin is not in it at all

A: You deceive your master and destroy your ancestors

B: Nonsense, can it be in "A Dream of Red Mansions"?

A: Not here? "Dream of Red Mansions", the story is very touching, there is an actor named Zhang Zhong in the background

B: Yes

A: The one with the hair, wearing couple glasses with me, and Song Zhen Crosstalk speaker

B: Ah

A: He just loves to watch "A Dream of Red Mansions"

B: Oh

A: Look I'm crying, my pants are all wet

B: Is that from urine?

A: No, the quantity is huge

B: Never heard of it

A: I went over and asked him why he was crying?

B: Why are you crying?

A: Wang Xifeng died, Xue Baochai also died, crying. . . . I said, are you concerned? What's there to cry about? You're a cross talk guy. Do you plan to do it again in the future? To tell you the truth, I don’t want to do it once Lin Daiyu is killed

B: Hi!

A: Zhang Zhong, I just love watching this. His wife also likes to watch "A Dream of Red Mansions"

B: Really?

A: I like this writing style, this writing method, based on the writing method of "A Dream of Red Mansions", and combined with her own experience, his wife also wrote a book

B: What is it called?

A: "A Dream of Red Mansions"

B: Hi, this name is not very good

A: This is "A Dream of Red Mansions", and this one is "Water Margin" , Shuibo Liangshan 108 generals

B: Yes

A: Many heroes and heroes

B: Yes

A: Many people I like this. There is one person in the background who really likes watching it

B: Who is it?

A: The other master you serve is Zhang Xuedong

B: Just say it’s him

A: Oh, that’s what he likes.

I should watch "Water Margin" more and learn from Wu Song's heroic spirit

B: Ah, do you want to learn from Wu Song?

A: Alas, I read it every day and think about it

B: What are you thinking about?

A: When can I return as a hero to save the beauty?

B: I guess he doesn’t have any good intentions

A: Be careful, he will come on stage and beat you up later

B: Ah, yes You have to be careful

A: That morning, Xue Dong was walking around the school and suddenly saw a girl standing by the artificial lake. She was quite beautiful, but her expression was serious. , it seems that he has suffered some setback, and most likely he can't think about it. Jump into the lake

B: The opportunity has come

A: Xue Dong saw this, let's go, why are you hesitating? Take action when it's time to take action!

B: Yes

A: He quietly got behind the girl and hugged her. Classmate, what’s wrong with you? Look at me, I’m so old and I still don’t have a partner, why don’t I live a good life?

B: Why are you talking about this?

A: As he was talking, the girl kicked him over

B: Huh?

A: Are you full after eating? Didn't you watch me practice Qigong?

B: Well, I am practicing martial arts

A: The cross talk is all made up

B: Yes

A: Just What you just said is true

B: Everything you said is true

A: The four great classics, and this is "Journey to the West", everyone knows this , Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sha are keeping Tang Monk in the west to obtain Buddhist scriptures, right?

B: Well, this is the story

A: I think this writing is very humane

B: Really?

A: Although it is written about monsters and monsters, it is actually about all kinds of human beings

B: Oh, this is anthropomorphic

A: Look at this I think Tang Seng treats Zhu Bajie just like a father and son

B: What’s the matter?

A: Do you think Zhu Bajie has any advantages? Gluttonous, playful and lying

B: It’s all wrong

A: He doesn’t like to work yet, Tang Monk dotes on him

B: Doting

A: Don’t you think this is the same as parents pampering their children?