I need to push back the time and go back to the time when I just graduated from college. At that time, I was still on probation and spent more than half of my money on a stupid suit. I was short of money and cheap, which was my only rental standard. After the 27th intermediary call, I contacted my future roommate Jiang Xiaolie.
One,
Why is it so slow? Jiang Xiaolie said impatiently on the phone, I'll wait for you at the door of the noodle restaurant downstairs.
I'm not slow, but the suitcase is too heavy. When I hung up the phone, I saw a dark man. He didn't seem to grow up to be a few years old last year. Slightly bald head made me think that he was the code farmer who pasted the film at the gate of the computer city.
Maybe he heard my modesty. When we first met, he frowned and squinted at me and said, hey, buddy, your suit doesn't match this suitcase. From a distance, you look like an old dog dragged half to death.
Without an elevator, at the age of 21, I was naive and clumsy, and followed Jiang Xiaolie up the dusty stairs. Every step of his leather shoes rustled, and every voice seemed to laugh at my youth and ignorance. I tripped in the back and the handle of the suitcase hurt my finger. When Jiang Xiaolie turned and climbed another staircase, I missed his figure and had to follow the rustling.
The creak of leather shoes stopped at the door of the seventh floor. I staggered closer and Jiang Xiaolie turned around. Here it is.
This 40-square room is divided into four spaces with plaster. The largest is the kitchen and living room, the smallest is the toilet and toilet, and the remaining two single rooms are supported by single beds. The single room is small and empty, and the low ceiling looks dark and depressing. A little faster exhalation will make the turbid air tense.
I rented one of them in April. Jiang Xiaolie is my roommate and the first friend I met after I joined the work.
Second,
Natural gypsum dihydrate, also known as raw gypsum, can be calcined and ground to obtain plaster of Paris. Gypsum is an important industrial raw material. Gypsum, also known as Puyangyu, is cold. Puyang jade stone pillow made of gypsum can control the increase of blood pressure with cold and heat, and it can gradually reduce blood pressure to normal level if it is used persistently.
When the intermediary introduced me, it didn't mention that there was no sound insulation cotton in the gypsum partition, and the sound insulation effect was not very good.
Click high heels.
The creaking bed board.
Wail.
At the other end of the plaster wall, Jiang Xiaolie is having sex with girls again. Tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful, ugly, paid and unpaid, there are always different girls around Jiang Xiaolie. As a patient with severe face blindness, I can't tell them apart.
This makes my blood pressure rise, and I can't wait to tear down this wall. Pu Yangyu, the fire is fried as medicine.
"Dude, a threesome?" Jiang Xiaolie invited me like this when she was washing her underwear.
In fact, I secretly waited for a long time, but when he asked me, I still felt offended and shook my head and refused him.
"What a pity. By the way, have you ever had sex? " He continued to ask with ridicule.
"Of course I do." I think of a girl sitting up, picking up stockings from the end of the bed, putting on her left leg, and my fingers wandering at the end of her spine. But that was a long time ago. I'm ashamed that I haven't had sex for too long. In order to avoid his further questioning, I decided to change the topic and attack, "What do you like?"
"The breasts are held in one hand, the glasses are ok, and the black frame is not."
"Of all the girls, which one do you love?"
"I don't love anyone."
"Don't love you having sex with them every day?"
"Make love? Fuck them. " He looked at me, a face of disdain, mixed with sympathy. "It's better to have someone to fuck than no one to fuck. There are not always girls to fuck. When there are no girls around, I think about their faces, breasts, waist, buttocks, thighs, and the sound of bed. Finally, I can't tell who is who. "
Later, when I asked him how many girls he had fucked, he always said that he couldn't remember, so time passed in the scuffle between Jiang Xiaolie and girls.
Third,
The stomach of ruminants is divided into four gastric cavities, namely rumen, reticulum, bicuspid stomach and abomasum. The first two gastric cavities (rumen and reticular tissue) mix food and saliva, especially using bacteria to decompose cellulose into glucose. Then the food is ruminated, chewed slowly, fully mixed and further decomposed into fibers. Then swallow again, pass through rumen to double valve stomach, and dehydrate. Then send it to the abomasum. Finally sent to the small intestine for absorption.
After moving into the rental house for half a year, I am preparing for the qualification examination for practicing veterinary medicine. Back to the information, Jiang Xiaolie suddenly mysteriously said to me:
"Don't talk about cows, I also have four stomachs, do you believe it?"
This is beyond my understanding of anatomy. I put down my book and carefully observed Jiang Xiaolie's expression. I found his face serious. I asked suspiciously, "Four stomachs?"
"It's a long story. Have you ever heard of Shennong tasting a hundred herbs? "
I nodded my head.
"Shennong is, surnamed Yi, also surnamed Jiang-"
As if to create a dramatic atmosphere, he stopped to stare at me. I was very interested and answered according to his meaning: "Oh, that's the ancestor of your old ginger family?"
"yes! Shennong tasted a hundred herbs, and it was seventy-two poisons a day, but it was solved when it met tea. Can tea be so magical? That's because everyone in our old ginger family is born with four stomachs and has a strong metabolic ability. Once any poison passes through these four stomachs, Hua Song will die when he pulls it out. "
"My grandfather was drinking with others, and he didn't spill a bubble of urine after drinking 20 pounds. That's 20 pounds, a bucket of mineral water is more, and four stomachs can't hold it? "
"My dad works for people, and the boss doesn't pay him. He brought a bottle of pesticide, paraquat. It's too poisonous. Now the country won't let him use it. In front of his grandson, he muttered something and drank it in one breath, which scared the man to settle the money on the spot and gave my dad a large sum of money to go to the hospital for examination. My dad took the money to change the wine. Nothing happened. "
Seeing that I still looked incredulous, he grabbed my pen, chewed it twice and swallowed it. After chewing, he snorted and asked me, "Do you believe it?"
"believe it! Believe! " I looked at him dumbfounded, forgot my pen, and nodded again and again for fear that he could not swallow a bone.
"Don't say it." He looked around subconsciously. "I'm afraid it will affect my work."
When it comes to work, I didn't speak, more is still immersed in surprise don't know what to say, the two of us were silent for a while, he continued.
"Don't you wonder where I get the money from having sex every day and not working? I am a professional' medicine person'. "
"VIP? Which department do you work in? "
"Is a professional drug tester. Whenever there is a new drug for clinical trials, they will find some companies or individuals who specialize in drug trials to do specific operations, and then pharmaceutical companies will pay a certain fee. I make a living by this. "
I suddenly realized that I was a little worried out of friendship and asked him, "Aren't you afraid of affecting your health?"
"Nothing." He smiled. "I have four stomachs. No matter how toxic this medicine is, it has no side effects on me. Don't tell anyone. If others know that I can't take this job. "
Only then did I notice that Jiang Xiaolie had another hobby besides sex, origami. He folds planes, roses, cows, mice and girls. Every time he uses the same A4 paper, the same five words are always printed on it: Inform, and the same three words are always written on the bottom: Jiang Xiaolie, at one go, very skilled.
Fourth,
Fortunately, I passed the probation period and successfully obtained the qualification of practicing veterinary medicine. My wardrobe has changed from the original rustic suit to camel coat, and my suitcase has also changed-everything is changing, my career has just started, Jiang Xiaolie's love has just sprouted, and we are all changing.
"Bro, you must help me." Jiang Xiaolie asked me for help for the first time and only time. "Hu Man, I asked around to find out that you and she went to college together."
I just know that Jiang Xiaolie uncharacteristically didn't bring the girl back for the first time for a whole month. Shennong tasted a hundred herbs and was finally poisoned one day. The poison that poisoned Shennong was Lysimachia christinae, also known as Uncaria rhynchophylla, and arsenic. People who eat its leaves by mistake will die. Hu Man may be the destined tree of Jiang Xiaolie, a descendant of Shennong.
Hu Man is my classmate at the same level. After graduating from college, I became a veterinarian. She joined a pharmaceutical company, and Jiang Xiaolie met her in a drug experiment. The skin is beautiful and white, and the breasts can't be held up with one hand, wearing a black frame.
I joked that Hu Man and Jiang Xiaolie had different ideal standards. He scratched his head and said, but when I saw her, I didn't expect this.
Jiang Xiaolie has always been a winner in years of love. This time, he moved the truth. Hu Man was successfully won by Jiang Xiaolie without any surprise. I still don't feel the slightest guilt about fixing them up. One is because they had a wonderful time together. I still remember the eyes of the Xia Zi fairy when she looked at the Supreme Treasure in A Chinese Odyssey. People in love are full of love in their eyes. I've seen this expression in Hu Man's eyes, and I can't get rid of makeup contact lenses.
Secondly, because my first friend, Jiang Xiaolie, turned to be a good person after work, he not only said goodbye to the debauchery life without hesitation, but also gave up smoking and drinking, and even refused to take the drug test. Get up at six every morning and run for ten minutes before going to bed at night. He said that he should cherish his health and not waste a lot of good time with Hu Man.
I was very happy for him, and in a daze, a relationship began like this.
I plan to move out of the rental house next week because of the change of position; Soon after, Jiang Xiaolie bought a new house. In his new house, I took a photo with Jiang Xiaolie and Hu Man. In the photo, three young people are full of vigor and energy, and have no idea about waiting for their future.
Five,
At first, everything was focused on the present. But with the passage of time, every love has its end, sooner or later, and something, a conversation or an unclear cause has become the focus of separating the past from the future. According to the general trend of love stories, lovers' endings are either happy or bad. For some unknown reason, Jiang Xiaolie and Hu Man separated.
I want to know why.
With curiosity and wine, after two years, I saw Jiang Xiaolie again, and my voice became hoarse because of the cold: Brother, have a drink?
Jiang Xiaolie nodded, and we chatted without saying a word, without mentioning Hu Man. I don't remember what I said that day. At the end of the wine, I tentatively asked him, what is the reason why two people who love each other to death are separated?
He looked at me with wide eyes, empty eyes, like two bottomless black holes. He felt for something in his body. Finally, he took out a ring. He said, "I asked her to marry me the other day, and she said ..."
His defense line suddenly collapsed, his face was full of pain, and his unfinished words were scattered in the air. His voice is getting lower and lower, so I have to get close to hear it. "Do you remember that I have four stomachs?"
Ask again: "What does the ring stand for?"
I really don't know how to answer him, and it took me a while to squeeze out a sentence: "Maybe in a perfect world, the bell ringer can symbolize happiness."
He looked up, swallowed the ring and turned to me without saying a word.
I stopped asking, just bowed my head and drank, so we sat quietly for a long time. The next day, I asked him if he wanted to commit suicide by swallowing the ring.
Jiang Xiaolie smiled and said, no, you know, I am a descendant of Shennong. What are these two rings? I'm just drunk and crazy.
In fact, neither of us was drunk that day, but we just needed a reason to vent.
If you don't pretend to be crazy, you will be driven crazy.
Six,
Jiang Xiaolie suddenly died of traumatic pericarditis-something sharp pierced his heart.
I forgot to tell Jiang Xiaolie that suicide by swallowing gold is a very difficult way to die.
Gold is nontoxic, but it is more important than gold. If you fall down and oppress the intestine, you won't be able to discharge it, but it will be fatal for a while. Those who swallow gold die of unbearable pain.
Another possibility is that after gold enters the digestive tract, it cuts the digestive tract and causes death.
Jiang Xiaolie has four stomachs, and his cause of death cannot be the first;
What Jiang Xiaolie swallowed was a ring, which was smooth and annular, and could not cause any trauma, nor could it be the second kind.
But most doctors think that the damn ring killed Jiang Xiaolie. The ring was repeatedly honed in Jiang Xiaolie's stomach and finally broke. A ring became a thorn: the thorn pierced his reticular tissue, diaphragm and finally his pericardium. How young, said the doctor, shaking his head. It's tragic.
Only I know the truth: the so-called ring is just a reasonable excuse and an opportunity. Jiang Xiaolie is a descendant of Shennong. How can you kill him with a small ring? Only the most poisonous poison in the world can kill Shennong. The poor guy didn't find his cup of detox tea.
What hurts him is the pain he doesn't want to face, and the ruthless words of his lover are the culprit to kill him. He accidentally ate money grass, and before swallowing the ring, he had no will to live. He died of a broken heart early.
No, Jiang Xiaolie didn't die suddenly-he has been on the verge of death for several months.
Seven,
Many girls came to the funeral, which I have never seen before.
They all carry black umbrellas, flowers and tears. Of course, it doesn't mean anything. People always sympathize with the dead, just like dead dogs. It can't hurt people anymore. Don't worry about him suddenly jumping up and embarrassing your life. Mao Mu said that women always like to show their generosity before their loved ones die.
According to Jiang Xiaolie's will, we buried him in the cemetery near the rental house. Bald middle-aged people read the eulogy quickly and kept glancing at the sky. I don't know whether he is looking up to God or observing the weather.
The cold wind blew in my face, and the skirt flew over and hit the leg of the girl with stockings. I looked up at the darkening sky and found a figure standing at the gate of the cemetery.
Hu Man saw me through the grave and shook my hand.
I hesitated, almost twitching and nodded, and my teeth rattled.
She came up to me and I stared at her as if she would disappear as soon as I turned my head. Until Hu Man stood by me and said, "Are you okay?"
I nodded again. This seems to be the only thing I can do.
"I'm sorry he's gone," I finally managed to say, and the wind was getting stronger and stronger, making it difficult to speak. "Thank you for coming."
"Of course I will come."
"I know, I know you are sad."
"Jiang Xiaolie, he is a good man."
These lonely words float between us, without landing. Jiang Xiaolie's name is familiar and fragile in Hu Man's mouth, but the surging words in his heart have turned into a rapid whirlpool. I don't understand a word. I tried to organize the wording, but the tone was still so blunt. "Jiang Xiaolie said he proposed to you. What did you say? "
Damn the wind, I can't hear what Hu Man said. She opened her mouth and I recognized her mouth. It is four words.
I know that he (she) will never tell me what happened to them, and finally realize that some pictures and some voices can neither be shared nor disappeared.
Finally, the ceremony had to end in a hurry, and the people in the funeral parlour ordered that they should be buried quickly. The weather is terrible.