On your birthday, I wish you Coca-Cola, Fanta and Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao 2008. Your mood is like coke, always conspicuous.
What wakes up every morning is not the alarm clock and perseverance, but the urine that has been suppressed all night.
Hey, samples! Call yourself fat and need to catch my breath.
Now some post-90s are troubled by feelings.
If you sincerely wish your predecessor happiness, hold hands this summer and shake your head this summer.
Goddess Zhao Jipin, if you are really beautiful, there will be more cool and arrogant men coming to see you. Would you please ignore my wolf cub?
Falling in love is like jumping off a building to commit suicide. The human brain says it's not a good idea, but in its heart, it says you can fly.
The real society ruined my chance to become a talent.
People like me often can't lose weight, because they like to eat when they are happy and have a better appetite when they are sad?
A heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, you are not.
There is a lot of grass in the sea. I'm going to mow it.
I grow slowly, probably because I have been miniaturized. ￣_￣
Talking about dating in a circle of friends, drinking Besunyen slimming tea, my chest is gone.