Hello, I'm your friend Lao Sun. Today, I have a big news for you. I have decided to quit the show business. Being a full-time image spokesperson for a product, what product, what facial cleanser and what brand, that is nothing. Haven't you noticed a buzzword recently, it's nothing, whoa, whoa, okay. How can it be okay? For example, one day a young girl came up and he shouted at you, grandson! Don't panic, because she is probably your grandmother, because she used our facial cleanser for nothing.
A: grandson!
B: Alas! Who are you?
A: Your grandmother!
B: What? !
A: Damn it!
Why are you cursing?
A: It's quite light to scold you! I want to return it, I strongly demand it!
Yo, did you see that? Ouch!
What are you talking about?
What happened to that little girl and her uncle?
A: Not with your free facial cleanser! On the first day, my face was the domestic blockbuster "Painted Skin". The next day, my face was still a blockbuster, ghost. On the third day, my face was still a blockbuster.
B: What?
Answer: "Transformers in White", please return it to me quickly and compensate for the loss!
B: How can you be so sure that you bought our product?
A: No, isn't that what you said then? Buy half a catty of facial cleanser and give half a catty of cake to the old lady. I, I, I didn't buy half a catty of facial cleanser for that half a catty of old woman cake. I didn't expect my face to become an old woman's cake after using it.
B: Then I have to ask you, do you have a receipt?
You only gave the old lady a cake, not a receipt.
B: Let me ask you again, is there our trademark on the package of the product you bought?
A: At that time, you said it was sold in bulk for the convenience of customers. Bought half a catty, packed in a lunch box. Where did you get this trademark?
B: Without invoices and trademarks, how can we say that we bought our goods?
A: Me, me, me.
B: friends, such people.
A: No, no, then, I was wrong.
B: What's the matter?
A: The mistake is that I shouldn't covet that half catty of old woman cake.
B: Well, I can still consider this attitude for you. Don't you want to return it?
A: Yes.
B: Well, when you say that you are on the stage, you will give us some benefits for nothing on behalf of society.
A: what are the benefits?
Not much, only four.
A: Four more.
What, you won't?
A: So I said it was fun and you gave it back?
Well, our business emphasizes honesty.
A: Well, big brother, what I'm selling today is strength. I'm not just advertising you, I'm also advertising you in different roles. How's it going?
Oh, so much the better.
I must punish the profiteer today.
What did you say?/Sorry?
I mean, I'll give you a good compliment today.
B: Oh, don't worry before praising. I'll make the opening statement.
B: Friends, do you want to look radiant? Do you want to be young forever? It is your wise choice to use it for nothing.
A: It's all about throwing caution to the wind.
Please look at the advertisement.
He: Nothing, why so good, nothing, just so good, nothing, nothing, oh, good. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
B: We get too many benefits for nothing. Please listen to the first one.
A: When it is used for nothing, it reminds people that the painted skins are ghosts, and Transformers are really white.
B: When you talk about welfare, why do you bring it up?
A: I mean, I can find the feeling of being a star after using it for nothing.
B: What's it like to be a star?
A: Of course, I have personal experience. No matter how hot the weather is, you must be fully armed if you want to go out. Pick up a mask to protect your mouth, sunglasses to protect your eyes, a hat to protect your forehead, and then stand up your collar to protect your face.
Do you have this package of zongzi?
A: Oh, as long as you walk around the street in this dress, there will definitely be a group of paparazzi following you.
B: Oh.
A: People talk a lot. Ah, ordinary celebrities, some wear hats and some wear masks. Look at this, wrapped like a mummy. How famous he is!
B: Become a star?
A: I have to be signed by someone else, Ziyi! ! ! ! ! Oh, honey, why are you so fat?
B: What's this eye like?
A: The person next to him immediately said, Hey, look, is this Ziyi? This is obviously Mammy Rong.
B: this one doesn't have a good eye either.
A: So if you use it for nothing, you can find the feeling of being a big brother. Meaningless. Oh, great!
B: Good! !
Brother, how's my advertisement?
Yes, but I think you are praising us.
Why didn't I praise you?
Are you talking about welfare?
A: I, you ask the audience if I speak well.
Audience: Yes-
B: Are social people God? You said that benefits are benefits.
B: Shouldn't you be preparing the second item?
A: The second point? No problem!
B: Well, here comes my opening remarks again. Friends, do you want to look radiant? Do you want to be young forever? It is your wise choice to use it for nothing.
Oh, I'm going crazy.
Please look at the advertisement.
He: No gifts this year, no gifts. Free gift, free gift, aha.
B: We get too many benefits for nothing. Please listen to the second one.
A: You get something for nothing. That's great.
How?
Nothing can beautify our life.
Yo, it can beautify our life.
A: One day, I nailed a nail to the wall, but the nail didn't go in. I smashed a wall skin. Oh, big brother, you said, there is a black spot on that white wall, which is so ugly. At that time, I picked up the lunch box and put on a piece of white facial cleanser. 1111,at that time, a miracle appeared, and the combination of facial cleanser and wall was seamless, so I couldn't dig it out. Oh, just now! A few days later, I showed a new function for nothing, and I can also blow it out. Wow!
B: Good!
What's wrong, big brother? This is the second one. what do you think?
B: After hearing what you said, I know that we are the first choice for home improvement for free.
A: Ah, multi-purpose!
Ah, let's put it on our faces. You hang it on the wall. You said you. . . . .
A: is it useless?
B: You have to say something good for people.