Personal signature of the post-80s generation: If you don’t laugh, I will make you smile

1. Although women are like clothes, some women are also famous brands that you can’t afford.

2. Come to the bowl quickly, then you will come to the bowl. Can't you find a bigger bowl?

3. Don’t try to touch , a man’s bottom line.

4. The Earth said, suddenly wanting to pop a pimple. So, the volcano erupted.

5. Smile, just smile. If you don’t laugh, I’ll make you laugh!

6. Since you are not allowed to fall in love, you might as well stop giving out school uniforms to avoid others calling them couple costumes.

7. Once a man becomes passionate. Just like Yuan Longping's hybrid rice.

8. Woman, why don’t you be strong? You are an animal that will not die even if it bleeds for a week.

9. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up only once every hour.

10. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just not obviously beautiful.

11. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

12. You are so humorous, using breakup to test how much I love you.

13. The little flower seller pulled me: Brother, buy flowers, I will know you are a playboy...

14. The weather has been bad this week. Wear clothes for all seasons.

15.…Rumors stop with wise men, and chats stop with haha.

16. Don’t say you don’t know me, it just so happens that I don’t know you either. What a fate.

17. Mo Chou and Mo Yan are both popular, what should we do? The answer is actually very simple: don't rush...

18. Life is just shit; sometimes you work hard, but it still comes out as shit."

19. Just forget about scolding you. , you have to wait until I beat you to realize that I am both civil and military!

20. Women on the street dress very dangerously but look very safe

21. You had a problem when you were a child. Yes, slowly close the refrigerator door and see when the light inside goes out. 22. Homework and exams are a waste of resources. In order not to waste them, it’s better not to write homework and exams.

< p> 23. There are two types of "extremely poor households": those who are extremely poor due to lack of money, and those who are extremely poor because of lack of sleep.

24. Strangers can become friends, then Lanyan, then lovers, and finally strangers.

25. The greatest self-confidence comes from narcissism.

26.--The more you learn, the more you know; the more you know, the more you forget; the more you forget, the less you know. Why learn it?

27. After the teacher finished the lesson, he said: Is there anything else you don’t understand? I stretched and said, "Teacher, what's this class?"

28. If there are no homework, no tests, no exams, and no parent-teacher conferences, I think everyone will enjoy going to school.

29. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out long ago.

30. Say goodbye to the past, because there is something better waiting for me.