About irrigation

1. I'm bored to go online, and I've said everything I should do. But I always feel there's nothing to do, so I irrigate water, water flowers, and kill some time.

2. Let off steam in reality or in the network. I feel comfortable at once.

3. There is no purpose in playing pranks, but I just want to make a scene and have fun.

4. Greet everyone in good faith and see if there are any friends online.

5. It's totally BBS's fault to increase the experience value! Invented such things as experience value (although it is of no practical use)

6. Showing off, I like to talk more to attract everyone's attention and satisfy my vanity.

7. I am too lazy to go to the chat room to chat, and I immediately cheated when I met like-minded friends.

8. Making trouble is a malicious act as the name implies. An extreme measure taken to get back at someone or something.

9. Conspiracy (or conspiracy): coming to speak with a certain purpose and doing some preliminary work to achieve a certain goal in the future. (For example, to apply for being the moderator of a certain edition or to increase the popularity and influence for the smooth development of related work in the future, etc.); )

1. Even other irrigators don't know why they need to irrigate, which may be the prophase symptoms of network syndrome.

Second, irrigation skills

The level of irrigators is high or low, and the taste of the irrigated water is also different. Some are bitter and unpalatable, and no one wants to drink it at all. Some water is sweet, and everyone thinks it's My Sweetie after drinking it. Some are moist, everyone. Everyone can't drink it, and they may still be wet. Some people can't tell what it tastes like, and everyone has a great taste when they drink it. What kind of water people pour out depends on the skill of the irrigator! Generally speaking, irrigation skills can be divided into three levels: junior novice, intermediate expert and senior killer.

1. Primary irrigation: This level of irrigation does not require any technology, and the irrigators are typical novice levels with simple minds. Usually, the articles they published are easy for people to know that they are irrigation at a glance, and the taste of these waters is very unpleasant. Most people don't even want to touch it. Unless it's like the same smell, there's nothing to say. The ID of these rookies basically lives for a short time, because they will soon be exposed and killed by people (moderators). The following categories are typical junior rookies:

A. Tell everyone that they are watering. For example, "I'm going to water" "Is the moderator here?" If I'm not here, I'll just fill in ""I'll fill in ""and so on ...

B. There are no words when answering other people's articles, only some tones of hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum Even cause others' disgust.

D. Respond crazily to many things that have no practical meaning or words in their own or other people's articles. I have seen several people make nearly a thousand posts together, hehe ...

E. Swearing posts, Things like "fxxx ..." "Cao ..." Chao ... "and so on ... are also offensive.

F. Advertisers. The basic consequence is that they are brushed up ...

G. Spreading their feelings completely bored, like" depressed ... "and".

2. Intermediate irrigation: this level of irrigation is usually difficult to deal with, they are relatively high in quality and lively in mind. They are familiar with the basic law of the community and other relevant laws and regulations. They know how to scratch the edge. It is difficult for you to see whether he is irrigation in general posts. Even if you know that he is irrigation sometimes, you can't help it. If you dare to delete his posts, he will use relevant regulations to argue with you. Then he will smirk at you. It makes you laugh and cry. It is the intermediate master level that is the most headache for all moderators. Their ID usually lasts for a long time, because they know how to protect themselves and are not easy to be killed. The water they fill tastes bitter, sweet and moist, but it is often too full, which makes everyone full. The following situations are their characteristics:

a. In some technical areas, they deliberately ask some relatively novice questions, but they obviously understand but pretend not to understand. For example, ""Can I use 169 for the account of 163? "..... after asking, I watched others answer and sniggered myself ...

B. You can see him in every edition, and only two or three related posts will be published in every place, and the income at the end of the day is extremely considerable.

C. moaning without illness, Find a topic to talk with others in order to defraud sympathy. For example, "My cat is broken ..." "My girlfriend broke up with me ..." In fact, his cat may be a girlfriend who just bought it, and he is also having fun with him ... < P > D. When he sees someone else's problems with food, he is as eager to solve them as a cat sees a mouse. His patience sometimes even he can't believe it (starting point) Usually, I hit it off with those who groan and pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, and become long-term good friends ...

E. Make use of the topic. As soon as something minor happens, he immediately has a topic to start work, and the big and small will kill. "It's none of his business, so hang high" has never been his motto (I don't know it in reality)

F. Make some remarks when discussing in some current affairs and political and ideological debate areas. In fact, he didn't even think about some problems himself, but just joined in the fun. He was not interested in what left-right democracy, despotism, sovereign personality, economic development, stock market, financial regulation and national economic development. He was most concerned about and happiest when he looked at more and more experience.

G. Discuss related topics and then publish his own advertisements skillfully. Or flaunt the three-level advertisement of what website you want to promote to make money everywhere in your signature. Anyway, the signature doesn't stipulate that you can't have anything.

3. Senior killer: Not many people can reach this level, all of them are elites. Generally speaking, they are all well-connected. In the network, they are old executives or moderators in charge of network management. In reality, maybe some big people are doing something important. Their quality and IQ are first-class, their experience and experience in reality and online are very rich, their views on things are relatively deep, and they have their own set of ways of living and doing things. Moreover, they are a little different from normal people. They may be capricious, and they are famous in the network or reality. They can be seen in many places or websites. Many people will know him, but he may not know who the other person is-to some extent, it has become a celebrity effect.

Their articles are generally very interesting, and they have a special taste, which can make people taste them carefully and have endless aftertaste, leaving you with thousands of flavors in your heart. No matter how long or short the articles are, they are a kind of fun, an inspiration and a kind of teaching for everyone, which can arouse everyone's * * *. Even if we accidentally irrigate, make some mischief and create some atmosphere, people will think that the water belongs to My Sweetie, and sometimes even other moderators have to give some face to accompany him to irrigate ... But unfortunately, there are not many killers like this now ...

At present, we are in the initial stage of the irrigation era. After a period of hard work, although we have made great achievements in meeting many sailors, due to the large population and the relative shortage of per capita resources, local personal development is very uneven. The main contradiction at this stage is the contradiction between the growing desire for irrigation and the backward irrigation technology. The broadening of irrigation ideas is no longer the main contradiction in the primary stage, but it will exist for a long time in a certain range and may intensify under certain conditions. We should allow some people to irrigate first, then irrigate with the belt, and finally realize all irrigation! The system of "Innocent Diving and Glorious Irrigation" has taken root in China and initially showed its superiority, but its immature and imperfect links must be gradually solved by deepening ideological reform. Irrigation is the primary stage of the development of the forum, and we are in the primary stage of irrigation, that is, the underdeveloped stage and the insurmountable historical stage. I hope this stage will not remain the same as the primary stage of socialism for 1 years! ! ! All water people should unify their thinking and understanding, shift the focus of the next step to the construction of the forum, and take "opening irrigation, fast irrigation and knowing irrigation" as our guiding principle to implement the "three generations" thought. The next four years will be crucial for us, and there are fewer and fewer irrigation wizards. If we don't catch the young tail and miss the last bus, there will be no good forum in the future. Of course, the comrades who have won are shining examples! Therefore, comrades in the whole edition must continue to work hard and strive for early success ~ ~ ~

An excellent forum member's online career should be spent like this: when he recalls the past, he will not regret flirting in the forum, nor will he be ashamed of bragging about Hu Kan in the past. When he was dying, he could say: My whole life and all my energy have been dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world-I am extremely proud of the cause of making bricks, watering, pinching and smashing the sand!

We should continue to closely unite around Bambusa bambusa, hold high the great banner of the theory of "If you have words, you will get them, but if you don't have water", earnestly implement the requirement of "If you have words, you will leave them behind", adhere to the ideological line of "If you know everything, you will never say anything", carry forward the spirit of "One is not afraid of hand acid, and the other is not afraid of trouble", and take "irrigation" as our top priority in revitalizing the page! In the spirit of irrigation, we should have new ideas, brag about new breakthroughs, and raise the bar in a new situation, and fundamentally change the lazy way of "irrigation after a few days, only after thinking about it". Focusing on improving irrigation efficiency, we should pay attention to strengthening management according to the continuous improvement of everyone's skills, so as to embark on the road of "everyone irrigates every day, regardless of irrigation"! Make our layout develop continuously, and finally, let's work hard to achieve the four modernizations goal of "surfing the Internet regularly, specializing in irrigation, blessing diversity and speaking from the heart"!

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