Duan Mulei: "This classmate, you are very annoying!" Murong Yunhai: "So what?" Shangguan: "You are trying to use English to me? I hate it when people use English to me. !”

2. Murong Yunhai: “Oh my God!” Principal: “GA what GA?”

3. Principal: (Yes Duan Mulei) "Don't look at me so melancholy."

4. Shangguan Ruiqian: "I'll give you three seconds to apologize to my shoes!" Murong Yunhai: (Stop it hard Shangguan Ruiqian’s expensive shoes that vomited blood) "This is how my shoes apologize to your shoes!"

5. Li Long: "My name is Li Long, Li is Bruce Lee’s Li , the dragon is Bruce Lee's dragon. At this moment, don't think that I'm teasing you..." (The four of them came up and started to yell at Li Long) Shangguan Ruiqian: "Give it back to Bruce Lee." Ye Shuo: "I'll give it back to Ye. Ask!”

6. Murong Yunhai: She is like a fly, she circles around you every day, she doesn’t bite you, she annoys you!

7. Shangguan Ruiqian: "I count to three, let's all dance together! Prepare, three!"

8. Chu Yuxun: "First, I am very angry now; second Second, my name is not Hey, my name is Chu Yuxun; third, if you play such boring games with me again, I will make you become a real pig; fourth, I am not stupid!" Murong Yunhai: "First of all! , your anger is written on your face; secondly, "hey" is just a form of address; thirdly, this boring game will make you angry, and the above three points fully prove that you are a brain-dead person."

< p>9. Duan Mulei: "This classmate, it seems that you are not mentally retarded! You can still count to three."

10. (Murong Yunhai stepped on the air and fell while walking up the stairs) Xu Lili: "Hey...be careful!" Murong Yunhai: "What do you know? This is called not taking the ordinary path!"

11. (Everyone laughed at Chu Yuxun as a hippopotamus) Ye Shuo: "Hippopotamus!" Murong Yunhai : "Bye bye! Hippopotamus!" Shangguan: "Hippopotamus...haha!" Duanmu: "He... don't care too much about them."

12. Chu Yuxun handed the washed vest to Yunhai ...Murong Yunhai: (asked Yu Xun happily) "Did you wash these clothes by yourself? This is the most touching gift I have ever received!" Chu Yuxun: (stuck for a long time) "This is what I used in the washing machine Washed."

13. Chu Yuxun: "I won't care about you because you are disabled." Yunhai: "I won't follow you because you are mentally disabled. You care!"

14. Lan Gu: "You are not a bad person, you are also a mentally ill person dressed like this!"

15. (Chu Yuxun was posted on the back A turtle) Murong Yunhai: "Longevity is a blessing! Thirteen turtle sisters!"

16. Duanmulei: "If you want to cry, go for a run and turn your tears into sweat and evaporate them."

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17. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Hey, I want to say three words to you." Chu Yuxun: "What do you want to do?" Shangguan Ruiqian: "So it's you. If you meet me today, it's you. It's bad luck, Chu Yuxun, because I have to say three words to you today and I have to say them ten times." Chu Yuxun: "I know, you are a pig." Shangguan: "That's right. You are a pig."

18. Murong Yunduo: "There is a kind of love called touching."

19. Ye Shuo: "It's over, the storm is coming." His face was confused: "Where is it going to rain? Where?" Ye Shuo finally couldn't bear it anymore and pushed Shangguan away.

20. Murong Yunhai: "When you face Chu Yuxun, apologizing is the most difficult thing in the world."

21. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Finally Someone found a beautiful excuse for my loveliness.”

22. Shangguan Ruiqian: “My dad said that cash is king these days, and I don’t want the financial crisis to affect me. "Flowers of the motherland." Ye Shuo: "You are the only one who wants to give me flowers. You are a dog's tail grass!"

23. Ye Shuo: "If you need it, I can carry you on my shoulder indefinitely." "Although it's not very generous, it can at least give you a good rest."

24. Shangguan Ruiqian: "What do you like about me?" Lisa: "I like you - stay away from me." "

25. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Xiaoyu, you are a good girl. If you want to marry, don't marry anyone else - let alone me."

< p>26. Murong Yunhai: (lost his temper at Chu Yuxun) "Don't always talk about things with money! I really hate the boring self-esteem of you grassroots people. Is it my fault that I am rich and handsome? It's unreasonable!"

27. (Yu Xun fell from a stone on the island) Murong Yunhai: "You are really not taking the usual path."

28. Murong Yunhai: "Why are you here? ?" Duan Mulei: "Because I am here, so I am here."

29. Murong Yunhai: "He is the best person in the world in my sister's heart!" (Ye Shuo nodded in agreement! ) Murong Yunhai: "But besides me!" Ye Shuo: (Speechless) I really have you.

30. Chu Yuxun: “The idea that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of vocabulary deficiency.

Do you want me to teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, a porcupine, a spotted pig, a bare pig, a dumb pig, a stupid pig, a Ukrainian suckling pig, or a pig. You are a lazy, omnivorous organism raised in captivity. You are a desperate and lonely animal under the bright starlight. You are a stupid pig that can never fly into the blue sky! ”

31. Chu Yuxun: “I have seen narcissistic people, but I have never seen someone as narcissistic as you. Let me tell you, I will never like you in my last life, my next life, or my eight hundred lifetimes.” Love mad! ”

32. Chu Yuxun: “Are there any numbers larger than 1?” Murong Yunhai: "Yes." Chu Yuxun: "Are there any numbers larger than 10?" Murong Yunhai: "Yes." " Chu Yuxun: "Is there a number larger than 1,000? Murong Yunhai: "Yes." " (...until after 100,000) Chu Yuxun: "Is there any fool who is stupider than you? "Murong Yunhai: (because of alertness, subconsciously) "No! "(The whole audience is petrified)

33. Duanmulei: Do you know why fish fall in love with apples? Shen Hanfeng: "What do you mean? Duan Mulei: "Look, you know everything about this world." This is our business and we will handle it ourselves. Let’s go first. ”

34. Ye Shuo: “Which school girl is that, making our lover so worried?” Shangguan Ruiqian: "Don't call me Love Sage, okay?" I am a very dedicated boy! Ye Shuo: "Zhongqing?" ! Are you only devoted to one girl at a time? Say it quickly! Who is it? "

35. Ye Shuo (to Shangguan Ruiqian): "Are you frustrated again? Don't worry, there are only four of us in one place. The sea of ??clouds is troubled by the rain. Duanmu is troubled by the rain while accompanying the sea of ??clouds. You are troubled by the little fisher. I ask you, are you troubled? So now that I am free, should I also find a girlfriend to trouble myself with? ”

36..Chu Yuxun: At this moment, I am really grateful for this night and the rain. In this case, even if I cry in front of him, he will not find me .

37. Shangguan Ruiqian: “Am I handsome? Ye Shuo: "Handsome." Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then am I attractive?" Ye Shuo: "Yes." Shangguan Ruiqian: "Am I generous?" Ye Shuo: "Kang." Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then do I have first-class taste?" Ye Shuo: "Pin." Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then will you like me?" Ye Shuo: (helpless) "You are kidding me." ”

38. Duanmulei: “I found that you have a lot of emotions today. Ye Shuo: "I'm lovelorn." Duan Mulei: "Did you lose your computer?" Ye Shuo: "Ah?" "

39. (When Murong Yunhai said never to talk to Yu Xun again) Ye Shuo: "Do you believe it? Shangguan Ruiqian: "Do you think I believe it?" Ye Shuo: "Only pigs believe it." Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then I don't believe it either." ”

40. Shen Hanfeng (to Murong Yunhai): “You have two eyes and you can only read the GPS!” ”

41. Murong Yunhai: “We have experienced life and death, and I will love you forever.” "

42. Murong Yunhai: "Why didn't you tell me that you like my sister? Shangguan Ruiqian: "Let me clarify for Ye Shuo. You said the four of us are together all day long. Who doesn't know that he likes your sister?" Even a blind man can see it. Murong Yunhai: "Then why didn't I know?" Shangguan Ruiqian: "I am blind when I open my eyes." ”

43. (Chu Yuxun didn’t return to the dormitory all night, Ye Shuo suspected that Murong Yunhai was causing trouble) Ye Shuo (to Murong Yunhai): “If you run faster, of course the premise is that you have to run faster every time.” He ran to the music classroom at a speed of twenty-five meters per second. (You might have done it)”

44. Shangguan Ruiqian: “Who, who, it’s over, I’m done. Finally, I could no longer hold back my radiance (Duanmulei burst into laughter), I was the prince on this stage, Leonardo and Dinkabri. This play was simply made for me. From now on, all your light will be covered up by me. Oh, oh, oh~. Ye Shuo: "Hey, Shangguan, can you stop being so narcissistic here? What kind of prince do you look like?" In my opinion, it looks more like Duanmu. Duan Mulei: "Don't, don't, don't, I'm not as narcissistic as Shangguan." Rather, Yu Xun looks too much like Cinderella. ”

45. Chu Yuxun: “Would you mind if I like you only one-tenth of the way you like me?” "Murong Yunhai: "If you like me only one-tenth of the way I like you, then I will make up for the remaining nine-tenths; (yelling) If you like me only one-hundredth of the way I like you. If so, I will make up the remaining ninety-nine percent to you! "

46. Duanmu saw a grain of rice in the corner of Yu Xun's mouth and wanted to throw it away for her, but Yu Xun pushed it away and said, "There is a grain of rice in the corner of Yu Xun's mouth. Do you want to keep it for a midnight snack?"

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47. Shangguan said: “He (Ye Shuo) escaped from prison? Duan Mulei: "How can he escape from prison if he doesn't have a computer?"

48. Yunhai: You are jealous! Yu Xun: I don't eat dumplings, why are you jealous?

49 .Yunhai: Don’t I look like a prince? Shangguan: You are a prince, like a usurping prince!

50. Yu Xun to Duanmu: “Do you know who I dreamed about last night? Duanmu: "Who is it?" "Yu Xun: "You don't know...it's definitely not you! .

Duanmu (nodding Yu Xun's head helplessly): "You are sleepwalking..."

51. Murong Yunduo to Yunhai: "When did you buy two mobile phones?" "

Murong Yunhai: "When I bought my second mobile phone. "

Murong Yunduo: "Nonsense! ! ”

52. Yu Xun: Uncle, please don’t use money to trample on my self-esteem! (Turns around and leaves) Uncle: Hey Yu Xun! What a joke, who will use money to trample on my self-esteem!< /p>

53. Shangguan (to Duanmu): "Don't you have any feelings for Yu Xun..." Duanmu: "...Come and I will fight with you" "I'm fighting singles "Human game"

54. Murong Yunhai: "How come you are still alive on this earth?" Chu Yuxun: "Because I want to study the tyrannosaurs in this world!" Murong Yunhai: "You want to study me so much, do you like me?" ”

55. Shen Hanfeng: “A friend who harms your interests is a harmful friend. It’s better not to have bad friends than to avoid such friends! "

56. Murong Yunhai: "How about it, who dares to underestimate my strength? See you in the Taekwondo gym! ”

57. Shangguan Ruiqian: “Geniuses are often meant to be buried, especially a genius like me who is so handsome that it makes us cry ghosts and gods! Murong Yunhai: "Go!" "

58. (Ye Shuo wants to find someone to play football with) Guo Rongrong: "School..." Ye Shuo: "Why are you laughing? Can't laugh. ”

59. Murong Yunhai: (said affectionately to Chu Yuxun) “You are so beautiful and so gentle. Every time I see you, I feel that life is full of hope again. You You hide so many secrets, and sometimes you can be irritable, but I know that in your heart, there is deep tranquility. I - love - you. "

Chu Yuxun: "Why are you reading this? Murong Yunhai: "This is a composition written by me!" The name is - To the Sea! ”

60. Shangguan: Hey! A dramatic scene, Yu Xun dived

Ye Shuo: Then you are still laughing here, why don’t you hurry up and save her

Shangguan: Hey, slow down, Yunhai has already jumped to save her. The beauty of a gentleman is that we can’t ruin his plan!

Ye Shuo: Yunhai can’t swim either! p>

Shangguan: Hey! This is so dramatic! Yu Xun rescued Yun Hai.

Ye Shuo: Hey, you scared me to death. Why don’t you speak so loudly?

61. (Very affectionate) Duanmu said: "Like a piece of clothing may be because of its style, like a song may be because of its melody, in this world, like a person There is no reason….

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