2. One day Cupid shot the arrow of love into my heart while I was sleeping, and I fell in love with you involuntarily from then on.

3. Learn to be strong. In fact, a person can live beautifully, laughing at himself and crying to himself.

4. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I answer: Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat and boiling goat

5. You must take good care of yourself, don't often stay up late surfing the Internet, don't keep staring at the screen of your mobile phone with sore eyes, don't skip meals when you are hungry, don't always drink drinks and eat junk food, pay attention to safety when crossing the road, remember to take an umbrella when it rains, take medicine when you catch a cold, run more laps when you have nothing to do, drink more hot water and shed less tears, and no one will keep on.

6. I wanted to turn around beautifully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall smartly.

7. You are a typical man who lacks female hormones.

8. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money, it hurts your feelings. I just want to say, don't talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings hurts money.

9. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. No matter whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

1. When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is.

11. If Columbus had a wife, would he still discover the new continent?

12. I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, mean and treacherous little man.

13. The so-called growth is to force a person to be strong

14. There are so many bright things! Since there are so many, we might as well put it off again.

15. I met a writer's signature: maybe it seems to be, but it may not be.

16. You can learn from Tencent and call me dear every day!

17. I met a ghost when I met you, and I liked you for countless times.

18. Love is not a trivial matter, but the accumulation of trivial matters.

19. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that you are invisible while I am online.

2. Many years later. I still remember that winter night when she was covered in big men.

21. Some people say you look like a mouse, others say you look like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!

22. You promised not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.

23. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

24. As an excellent salesman, our goal is to subdue customers.

25. Love can't be separated, hate can't be trusted too easily.

26. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be short without regret.

27. If you think you are an onion, who the fuck will eat you with sauce?

28. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, secretary and wife.

29. Women take away your disguise.

3. Let the future come and let the past pass

31. The sweet-scented osmanthus is like a silver plate on a summer night; Trees are dancers; The wind is like a light skirt. I stood in the water room. White teeth and clear waves, cream white snow, brush your teeth.

32. if you choose to escape from compulsory courses, you must escape from elective courses.

33. Happiness means that cats eat fish, dogs chew bones and pigs sleep!

34. Why does love always hurt me, so I learned to be lonely and stop expecting.

35. I will always love without your permission

36. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

37. Those conceited people always crow among the cranes. Classic Quotations

38. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be a sunny day, baking couples into scones.

39. Everyone seems to be in love, leaving me alone to build socialism.

4. Crying will be said with a smile one day.

41. Either live well or die quickly and tell a funny story.

1. My character has not been unlocked.

2. Don't panic when you cheat. If you catch it, pretend.

3. Only a grin can find me at night!

4. Driving at night was photographed as unmanned.

5. People don't stop waiting for the bus at night.,,,

6. You don't need a visa to go to Africa at all.

7. No matter how you take pictures of me, it's a silhouette.

8. It is more difficult to kill a Q pet than a person.

9. For many people, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement!

1. I like to go out at night, a feeling of drifting.

11. How can I kiss you in the dark if I don't break your lamp?

12. As soon as I left Wifi, I felt that the mobile phone newspaper was useless.

13. The famous flower I love is taken. It's terrible to love me.

14. Is my face oily? Reflecting light, you can't see clearly

15. It is said that you can get three points when you hand in a blank paper, which is called a clean paper.

16. Being shameless more often is called excellent psychological quality.

17. I feel so unfortunate that the world is so big to know you.

18. It's not terrible to drop the net, but it's terrible to drop one array at a time.

19. If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!

2. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in a different position.

21. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 25 knows me very well.

22. Wear a skirt and go out. People think I'm wearing black silk.

23. If soy sauce drips on me, I can't find out where it drips.,,,

24. I won't be a prisoner unless someone attacks me. If someone attacks me, I will drive that person crazy.

25. Every time I pass by the blackboard, my classmates think that my clothes have gone by.

26. Recently, people always ask me whether it's China fever or Africa fever.

27. When you hold the mouse, you lose the will to do your homework.

28. In today's society, it's more important to take a mobile phone in the toilet than to hold paper!

29. One is more dangerous to wear and one is safer to grow.

3. If anyone burns my sister's paradise, I will stew her wings.

31. Turn off the lights with friends.

32, ah ah ah! ! The three male gods among the heirs are all Cancer!

33. If you are squatting in the coal pile, you can only poke it with a stick. I am the soft one and the hard one is coal.

34. I don't care if my friends are black, because none of them are as black as me.

35. My friends who played hide-and-seek at night couldn't find me, but I won in the end.

36. Others come out of amniotic fluid, and I may come out of ink.

37. The most tragic thing in the world is that you meet a foodie at the same table while buying delicious food.

38. Why does it take so long for the little magic fairy to transform, and the bad guys don't attack her?

39. I once passed the scene of a fire, and I was taken away by an ambulance for no reason.

4. quarreling on QQ is not the accumulation of swearing, but the speed of typing.

41. Go your own way and let others talk! Eat your own food and let others spit it out!

42. I don't want fierce Zhang Fei, and I don't lose likui jy. I dug coal in Xishan and worked as a thief in Dongshan.

43. There are three possibilities for girls to lose sleep: missing their boyfriends; Miss the boy you secretly love; Too full

44. When I was a child, my family had no money, and I always flew kites with a plastic bag tied behind a rope.

45. At present, the younger brothers and sisters are shorter, worse and worse every year.

46, crossing the zebra crossing, I appeared, I disappeared, I appeared, I disappeared,,,,,,

47, your lips are cracked. Forgot to put on lip balm. I have it on my lips. Can I share it with you?

48. One night, I asked the mirror, mirror, mirror who is the darkest person in the world. The mirror said, who is talking!

49. Grinning at night,,,,,,! Whose false tooth is this?,,,,,,

5. When the teacher asks me to answer a question in class, I always say, Teacher, read the answer once and I'll see if it's right.

51. When I get angry, I want to buy things. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I have less money. When I have less money, I get angry.

52. The mid-term exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength.

53. When doing chemical experiments in class, our teacher said: Did the students in the front row buy insurance?

54. I don't envy the fact that Grape is close to EXO. I'm not blind, how can I not envy it! Ah, sincere envy, jealousy and hate!

55. One day my friend was walking on the road, and suddenly passers-by shouted to my friend in horror: Your shadow is alive!

56. I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!

57. My deskmate is a schoolmaster. He can take me to Demassia even if I am scolded by my teacher one day.

58. Two academic tyrants, two academic tyrants, high in the exam, high in the exam! One didn't write his name, and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. What a pleasure! What a pleasure!

59. I once went to see the Zen master and asked him: What should I do if I am too dark? The Zen master opened the temple door, and I said, Zen master, do you want me to open my heart? The Zen master replied: I just want to see where you are.

6. I was still eating cookies when the dormitory was turned off in the second night of senior high school. As a result, the head teacher came in, and I was afraid to make any noise with cookies in my mouth. Then I saw the head teacher staring at me, and I was even more afraid to move. Then I saw the head teacher coming up to me bit by bit, and finally said, Oh, you are talking about 22 in this funny space of self-mockery.

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2. Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon; Mencius said that Confucius was right.

3. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find that you really think too much.

4. Many people like to say: Wait for me! But I haven't waited for many years. . . Awkward.

5. I should have been heartless long ago, and I don't need to tear my heart out now.

6. Silence is golden, floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is old-fashioned?

7. Men are affectionate and women are interested. When the light is turned off, I will go.

8. Honestly, I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

9. When we get married, we tattoo a ring on our fingers, and whoever divorces first will chop off their fingers.

1. I am lonely because I hate people.

11. University is about learning!

12. What I am most afraid of when I play with my mobile phone last night is the power failure of the whole school, and then a white light will be emitted from you ...

13. The weather is fine. I have been indoors for a long time, so I am going to the living room for fun.

14. If you yell when you see a rough road, you will make a fool of yourself when you should

15. The greatness of mathematics lies in that Chinese is mixed with English and Greek letters, and finally it turns out to be Arabic numerals.

16. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

17. beginning of life, natural color

18. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better. I think Zhou Yu must be a fat man, otherwise why does everyone call him DuDu? It's mine. Don't move. If it's not mine, put it there, too.

19. There is no doubt that I am the lover of your dreams.

2. Please don't harass me. I am harassing others.

21. I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

22. As long as you are willing to climb, there is no height you can't reach.

23. When another woman appeared, the oath became nonsense.

24. The starry sky at night, like a small spark in the sea, twinkles and beats tiny spots.

25. A painful and happy day is called youth.

26. You waste air alive and waste land dead.

27. You are free to find any woman you want.

28. Xiao San, the remainder in division is just

29. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

3. I'm scraping you, not scraping your uterus. You can clean it without some hard hands!

31. You are the murderer of the sewer blockage. Swearing words

32. Whose name was engraved on the table that year? How are you now?

33. nowadays, dogs are so powerful that even people can pretend to be them, right?

34. She taught you to cherish, but you accompanied others with it. You taught him love, but he spent the rest of his life with another person.

35. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, so I cried sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

36. In the days without women, I enjoy flirting with men!

37. There has always been a doubt in my heart. For years, for a whole year, what did Big Big Wolf eat to live?

38. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old by yourself.

39. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between the bed and the bed in winter.

4. I made a coquettish wink with 1, lies and shot at you. You noticed that in a pool of blood, you were riddled with Cupid's bullets.

41. You stubbornly turned Audrey Hepburn into a street girl. Funny and self-deprecating

1. The so-called chess player is the picture of Xiao San and the real challenge, which is very harmonious.

2. These days, anyone who doesn't bring a fat daughter-in-law is embarrassed to go out.

3. A foreigner came to teach English and broke the podium.

4. Only those who are good-looking are young, and only those who are ugly are acne ...

5. Excuse me, buddy, you are in the way.